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Clips from NewsRadio - Mistake (S03E03)

read this note.

"read this note."

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It's not gonna help, dude.

"It's not gonna help, dude."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Okay, Joe, how the hell do you do that?

"Okay, Joe, how the hell do you do that?"

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I'll lend you the book.

"I'll lend you the book."

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No, thank you, man.

"No, thank you, man."

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with your own name on it and everything.

"with your own name on it and everything."

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Well, I meant every word of it.

"Well, I meant every word of it."

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All right. Well...

"All right. Well..."

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apology accepted, but...

"apology accepted, but..."

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All right, h-how did you do that?

"All right, h-how did you do that?"

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Fine...um, but, sir,

"Fine...um, but, sir,"

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I would really, really love to talk to you about

"I would really, really love to talk to you about"

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The article. Dave, please.

"The article. Dave, please."

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You don't have a heart to heart

"You don't have a heart to heart"

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Oh, I see, this one's a decoy.

"Oh, I see, this one's a decoy."

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and I was like, "Huh?"

"and I was like, "Huh?""

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And it was like, "Boosh!" And I was like, "Whoa!"

"And it was like, "Boosh!" And I was like, "Whoa!""

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and the phone was like tick, tick, tick.

"and the phone was like tick, tick, tick."

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And he was like, "Whoa!" And I was all, "Huh?"

"And he was like, "Whoa!" And I was all, "Huh?""

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And then my heart just started going,

"And then my heart just started going,"

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"kaboop, kaboop, kaboop, kaboop--"

""kaboop, kaboop, kaboop, kaboop--""

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This whole thing, to me--

"This whole thing, to me--"

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Weren't not. Were too not.

"Weren't not. Were too not."

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You know what? Okay, let's just leave it.

"You know what? Okay, let's just leave it."

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No, we need to talk about this right now,

"No, we need to talk about this right now,"

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You're weird!

"You're weird!"

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You know it.

"You know it."

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And that weird guy is right here...

"And that weird guy is right here..."

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Well, okay.

"Well, okay."

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You know, I mean, I didn't mean to step on...

"You know, I mean, I didn't mean to step on..."

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Yeah, so to speak. Yeah.

"Yeah, so to speak. Yeah."

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For guys like you and me,

"For guys like you and me,"

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It's like every office I go to, they already have

"It's like every office I go to, they already have"

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You know? So where does that leave me?

"You know? So where does that leave me?"

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I don't know, dude.

"I don't know, dude."

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You'll find a little place for yourself.

"You'll find a little place for yourself."

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are, like, the weirdest office weird guy

"are, like, the weirdest office weird guy"

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that I've ever seen.

"that I've ever seen."

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Really? Yeah.

"Really? Yeah."

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Yeah, and-- And that's me after they closed up my chest.

"Yeah, and-- And that's me after they closed up my chest."

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See, open...closed.

"See, open...closed."

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Oh, cheer up, will ya?

"Oh, cheer up, will ya?"

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Well, sir, I-I would really love to talk about what I--

"Well, sir, I-I would really love to talk about what I--"

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Let's see, "A logic-impaired hayseed

"Let's see, "A logic-impaired hayseed"

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All right.

"All right."

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Uh, you know, I've spent-- I've-- You know--

"Uh, you know, I've spent-- I've-- You know--"

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And for no good reason, I've thrown it all away.

"And for no good reason, I've thrown it all away."

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No, I don't deserve this job. You can't resign.

"No, I don't deserve this job. You can't resign."

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Well, I-I'm going to, and, you know,

"Well, I-I'm going to, and, you know,"

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I-I-I don't think I'm cut out for this.

"I-I-I don't think I'm cut out for this."

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earning their trust and respect and all that other crap.

"earning their trust and respect and all that other crap."

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that, uh, you were a tap-dancing enthusiast.

"that, uh, you were a tap-dancing enthusiast."

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Waiter, could we take this this tablecloth away too?

"Waiter, could we take this this tablecloth away too?"

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Ah, thank you, Jeffrey.

"Ah, thank you, Jeffrey."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Good. Lord.

"Good. Lord."

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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You're weird too.

"You're weird too."

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Well, no, the thing with the boxes.

"Well, no, the thing with the boxes."

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Healing!

"Healing!"

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Goodbye.

"Goodbye."

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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How do you know?

"How do you know?"

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Ah, well-- Uh...

"Ah, well-- Uh..."

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How about this for starters?

"How about this for starters?"

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Um...

"Um..."

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"One of my reporters, Matthew Brock,

""One of my reporters, Matthew Brock,"

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is a walking technical difficulty."

"is a walking technical difficulty.""

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So that's okay. So what?

"So that's okay. So what?"

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So you insulted Matthew. It'll be good for staff morale.

"So you insulted Matthew. It'll be good for staff morale."

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who are basically "a well-intentioned,

"who are basically "a well-intentioned,"

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That doesn't even sound like me.

"That doesn't even sound like me."

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Huh, why?

"Huh, why?"

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I don't-- Why. I don't know why.

"I don't-- Why. I don't know why."

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It was a bad-- I was having a bad day,

"It was a bad-- I was having a bad day,"

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and, you know, the-- You know--

"and, you know, the-- You know--"

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Okay, so he got you drunk--

"Okay, so he got you drunk--"

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You just thought it was off the record--

"You just thought it was off the record--"

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seems to be my mantra.

"seems to be my mantra."

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[DOOR OPENS]

"[DOOR OPENS]"

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Have you read the interview yet?

"Have you read the interview yet?"

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No, I just got--

"No, I just got--"

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So it's gone to his head already.

"So it's gone to his head already."

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I like your style.

"I like your style."

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I need-- I need a little time to, uh,

"I need-- I need a little time to, uh,"

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le mot juste.

"le mot juste."

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More juice, I hear ya.

"More juice, I hear ya."

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Dave, I was just starting your big interview.

"Dave, I was just starting your big interview."

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There's a copy of the new Sassy on my desk.

"There's a copy of the new Sassy on my desk."

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Excellent.

"Excellent."

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I have to do it myself."

"I have to do it myself.""

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"because my personal secretary, Beth,

""because my personal secretary, Beth,"

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Still, that could be a typo.

"Still, that could be a typo."

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I don't even know what that means.

"I don't even know what that means."

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No, I saw that over-- It's over here.

"No, I saw that over-- It's over here."

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It's "walking technical difficulty."

"It's "walking technical difficulty.""

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I don't know what that means either.

"I don't know what that means either."

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It just means you screw everything up.

"It just means you screw everything up."

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Which-- Well, that's fair.

"Which-- Well, that's fair."

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Still, he doesn't have to make it sound so distasteful.

"Still, he doesn't have to make it sound so distasteful."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Hey. Oh.

"Hey. Oh."

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Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh."

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Hi. This is Matthew.

"Hi. This is Matthew."

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Matthew. Cat person.

"Matthew. Cat person."

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Am I right?

"Am I right?"

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by the animal they could be

"by the animal they could be"

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if they just tried a little harder.

"if they just tried a little harder."

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Mm. What?

"Mm. What?"

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Okay. Um, great.

"Okay. Um, great."

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We need you to categorize these file tapes--

"We need you to categorize these file tapes--"

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Uh, yeah. Right, anyway.

"Uh, yeah. Right, anyway."

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so we can send them to the warehouse.

"so we can send them to the warehouse."

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Okay. Well, I hope I work out.

"Okay. Well, I hope I work out."

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I wanna be friends with you.

"I wanna be friends with you."

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We hire an extra hand to do this once a year.

"We hire an extra hand to do this once a year."

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It's just a one-day job.

"It's just a one-day job."

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Right. Okay.

"Right. Okay."

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that could lead to something

"that could lead to something"

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