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Clips from NewsRadio - Mistake (S03E03)

Hello. Oh, hi.

"Hello. Oh, hi."

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Oh, excellent. Is that your big interview?

"Oh, excellent. Is that your big interview?"

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Dave, let me see it, let me see it.

"Dave, let me see it, let me see it."

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Why? Wh-why?

"Why? Wh-why?"

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Oh, the staff. The staff. You mean my-- My employees,

"Oh, the staff. The staff. You mean my-- My employees,"

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but wholly inept group of bumblers?"

"but wholly inept group of bumblers?""

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Okay, so he-- He misquoted you. I mean, that's--

"Okay, so he-- He misquoted you. I mean, that's--"

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No, no, no. I said all these things.

"No, no, no. I said all these things."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Um, why?

"Um, why?"

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I had coffee.

"I had coffee."

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Uh-huh. [SIGHS]

"Uh-huh. [SIGHS]"

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No, no, no, no, no. "You can quote me on that,"

"No, no, no, no, no. "You can quote me on that,""

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Your first magazine cover.

"Your first magazine cover."

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Very impressive.

"Very impressive."

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Great, why don't I autograph that for you?

"Great, why don't I autograph that for you?"

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think of, you know, uh...

"think of, you know, uh..."

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Um...

"Um..."

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Morning, Beth. BETH: Hey!

"Morning, Beth. BETH: Hey!"

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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"If I want anything done right in this office,

""If I want anything done right in this office,"

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Oh, that could be about anybody.

"Oh, that could be about anybody."

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"I have to do it myself

""I have to do it myself"

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"has neither the desire, nor the ability,

""has neither the desire, nor the ability,"

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to perform the simplest of tasks."

"to perform the simplest of tasks.""

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I mean, Dave called me a walking technician.

"I mean, Dave called me a walking technician."

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BOTH: Yeah.

"BOTH: Yeah."

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BETH: I know, I agree totally.

"BETH: I know, I agree totally."

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Your temp. Oh, right.

"Your temp. Oh, right."

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Oh, I called the office. I'm Beth, hi.

"Oh, I called the office. I'm Beth, hi."

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Except on your head.

"Except on your head."

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I like to try to categorize people

"I like to try to categorize people"

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Parakeet person.

"Parakeet person."

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We need you to categorize file tapes and organize them

"We need you to categorize file tapes and organize them"

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Um, you do-- You do understand

"Um, you do-- You do understand"

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Unless I do a better job

"Unless I do a better job"

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than the guy who's normally here, right?

"than the guy who's normally here, right?"

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Um, there is no guy who's normally here.

"Um, there is no guy who's normally here."

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But if I really shine,

"But if I really shine,"

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a little more permanent. Am I right?

"a little more permanent. Am I right?"

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Okay. Okay.

"Okay. Okay."

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if I wanna get that full-time spot.

"if I wanna get that full-time spot."

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[MUFFLED] Yes?

"[MUFFLED] Yes?"

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You wanted to see us?

"You wanted to see us?"

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Yes, um...

"Yes, um..."

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I called you in here to talk to you about,

"I called you in here to talk to you about,"

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because I wanna talk to you about the interview!

"because I wanna talk to you about the interview!"

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You were the one who was shooting your mouth off

"You were the one who was shooting your mouth off"

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and ridiculously immature behavior of the on-air talent"!

"and ridiculously immature behavior of the on-air talent"!"

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Okay, look. The hyperinflated egos part was fair,

"Okay, look. The hyperinflated egos part was fair,"

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Why was the hyperinflated egos part fair?

"Why was the hyperinflated egos part fair?"

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Are you calling me immature?

"Are you calling me immature?"

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He's the one who's calling you immature.

"He's the one who's calling you immature."

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Is that true, Dave? Dave?

"Is that true, Dave? Dave?"

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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If Dave thinks I don't even try

"If Dave thinks I don't even try"

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Beth,

"Beth,"

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you've got to do something about that new temp.

"you've got to do something about that new temp."

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Yeah, I've got a radar for this sort of thing.

"Yeah, I've got a radar for this sort of thing."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Okay, um...

"Okay, um..."

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[CHUCKLES] You see what I mean? You see?

"[CHUCKLES] You see what I mean? You see?"

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Come on, that guy, come on.

"Come on, that guy, come on."

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The guy's weirder than a five-dollar bill.

"The guy's weirder than a five-dollar bill."

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Three-dollar bill, dude.

"Three-dollar bill, dude."

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two full dollars weirder than that, even.

"two full dollars weirder than that, even."

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You wanna summarize it for me?

"You wanna summarize it for me?"

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I-I-- I made a horrible mistake, and I'm very, very, very sorry.

"I-I-- I made a horrible mistake, and I'm very, very, very sorry."

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who are either too cheap or too stupid

"who are either too cheap or too stupid"

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Doesn't matter.

"Doesn't matter."

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were morons anyway.

"were morons anyway."

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I would be flattered to be mentioned in a magazine.

"I would be flattered to be mentioned in a magazine."

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Oh. In fact, uh,

"Oh. In fact, uh,"

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No, cheese crackers.

"No, cheese crackers."

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Um, which was what?

"Um, which was what?"

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that dreamy picture on the cover.

"that dreamy picture on the cover."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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I really want there to be

"I really want there to be"

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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Okay. Who--? Who--? Who told you this?

"Okay. Who--? Who--? Who told you this?"

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I'm also open to using artificial means.

"I'm also open to using artificial means."

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By that, I mean I'd like to have some magazines around.

"By that, I mean I'd like to have some magazines around."

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I thought you might do that.

"I thought you might do that."

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I'm sorry, it was a stupid thing to say. I-I and I have no...

"I'm sorry, it was a stupid thing to say. I-I and I have no..."

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It's just a thought.

"It's just a thought."

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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You see, he's just--

"You see, he's just--"

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Attention must be paid. Not now, Matthew.

"Attention must be paid. Not now, Matthew."

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Plus, I heard that if you do it that way,

"Plus, I heard that if you do it that way,"

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after the second "very"

"after the second "very""

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in "very, very sorry."

"in "very, very sorry.""

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One angry coworker at a time is all I can handle.

"One angry coworker at a time is all I can handle."

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I'm...

"I'm..."

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Where?

"Where?"

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Don't be a hurter.

"Don't be a hurter."

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that you come off like the biggest idiot?

"that you come off like the biggest idiot?"

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I embarrassed myself most of all.

"I embarrassed myself most of all."

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that you took tap-dancing lessons?

"that you took tap-dancing lessons?"

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I was on a roll.

"I was on a roll."

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Okay. So you had a weird hobby.

"Okay. So you had a weird hobby."

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I was considering it as a career.

"I was considering it as a career."

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On the second page. The-- The paragraph that begins,

"On the second page. The-- The paragraph that begins,"

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You know, I wanna have a family just as much as you, but...

"You know, I wanna have a family just as much as you, but..."

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Did you do it to meet girls? What?

"Did you do it to meet girls? What?"

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so you probably...

"so you probably..."

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Now, about--

"Now, about--"

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So you did it on a dare, right? No.

"So you did it on a dare, right? No."

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Right, the baby thing. You know what, Dave?

"Right, the baby thing. You know what, Dave?"

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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I agree. I think it's something we really need to take time--

"I agree. I think it's something we really need to take time--"

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It's an old Green Beret trick.

"It's an old Green Beret trick."

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You were a Green Beret?

"You were a Green Beret?"

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No, but I read a book called Old Green Beret Tricks.

"No, but I read a book called Old Green Beret Tricks."

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I know, Joe, you have every right to be angry--

"I know, Joe, you have every right to be angry--"

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Do you know what this is?

"Do you know what this is?"

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Just say no. No.

"Just say no. No."

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That's right, a fully operational device.

"That's right, a fully operational device."

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Not exactly what you might expect from

"Not exactly what you might expect from"

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that bugs you most of all, right?

"that bugs you most of all, right?"

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Yeah! I-- Yeah, please...

"Yeah! I-- Yeah, please..."

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