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Clips from Silicon Valley - Daily Active Users (S03E03)

"We call it... The Box."
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"Pied Piper's loss is Hooli's gain."
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"May the best product win."
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"- Can I get you a shirt, sir? - Sure. - There you go."
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"Actually, let me ask you a question... Emily."
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"What did you have for breakfast today?"
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"- Yogurt. - Okay."
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"And... we all know what's in yogurt, right?"
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"Electrons. Multivalent states."
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"DAILY ACTIVE USERS: 19,224 FUNDS: $572,326"
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"Welcome to the Pied Piper Informational Seminar."
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"Now, what is Pied Piper? Excellent question."
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"Here it is."
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"One of your Hooli/Endframe boxes would go right here in this rack."
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"Okay, let me show you the next location"
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"in which we would install one of your boxes."
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"- Congratulations, Jack. - And congratulations to you, Gavin."
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"- Hey, John? - John?"
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"John?"
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"A lot of people have raised their hands..."
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"throughout this seminar saying, Hey, is thing like the Terminator?"
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"No. Not at all."
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"Hi, how big are your files?"
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"Dodge Challenger? Hoodie?"
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"WHO WILL PAY THE PIPER? APPARENTLY NO ONE."
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"ERLICH BACHMAN: ANATOMY OF A FAILURE"
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"WATCH OUR DEMO AND QUALIFY TO WIN A $5.00 SUBWAY GIFT CARD"
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"- John? - Yo!"
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"- John? - John!"
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"- John! - John!"
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"This is Pied Piper, guys. Okay?"
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"If I could just explain it one more time."
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"Guys? Please don't leave. I beg you."
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"Hi, Bernice. Yeah."
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"DAILY ACTIVE USERS: 23,563 FUNDS: $138,223"
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"WPROMOTE ADVERTISING"
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"We kind of thought we nailed it with Tables,"
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"but you say you want something light, fun, inviting."
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"But most of all, you want something that delivers"
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"a step-by-step guide to all of the nuances of your platform."
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"- Yeah. - All of this with the caveat that you don't have enough money"
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"- for even a minuscule ad buy. - Yes, that's right."
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"That's a pretty small target to hit."
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"Anyway, here's what we came up with."
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"Oh, hello, welcome to Pied Piper."
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"How can I help you?"
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"What in the name of fuck is that?"
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"Well, his name is Pipey,"
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"the Pied Piper Piper."
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"He's fun. And... you know, the demo's interactive."
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"Just... Looks like you want to compress a movie file!"
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"Can I help? You know, with Pied Piper's revolutionary"
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"neural network, optimized, sharded data distribution system,"
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"it's just six clicks away! Follow me!"
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"- I like it. - That's a fuckin' lie."
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"- Yeah. - So, Richard, you want us to take the most sophisticated"
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"and technically complex compression based platform"
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"- ever created and add... that? - Still here!"
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"Well, after the booths at CES and South by Southwest,"
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"- all of our outreach, the Dodge Challenger... - Still here!"
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"Plus, all the cost of working up, you know, this,"
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"- we are pretty much all out of money. - Follow me!"
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"Okay."
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"Somebody seems confused!"
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"Let me walk you through Pied Piper's proprietary"
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"peer-to-peer content distribution system, consisting of..."
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"Richard? Are you indisposed?"
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"Richard, can I come in?"
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"Richard, I'm... I'm sorry the guys didn't like Pipey."
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"It's over, Jared."
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"Well, you know, a lot of animated characters have rough starts."
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"Early Bugs Bunny cartoons were just garish displays of anti-Japanese hysteria,"
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"and now he's the face of Warner Bros."
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"I'm not talking about Pipey, Jared. I'm talking about Pied Piper."
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"We're dead. We fought Gavin Belson, Russ, Hooli,"
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"the lawsuit, that fucking box,"
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"all so we could build our platform the way we wanted to."
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"And we did, but I guess you just can't fight public opinion,"
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"except for one woman named Bernice."
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"Face it, Jared, being too early is the same as being wrong."
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"Hey."
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"- We'll figure it out. - I don't know if we will."
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"Besides, I think I'm getting tired of being kicked in the balls."
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"Come on, we have a few weeks of runway left."
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"I don't want to say exactly how much."
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"Again, I'm not comfortable estimating, but..."
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"Take what's left of it and divide it up amongst the guys."
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"I mean, it won't be anywhere close to what you're owed in back pay,"
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"but at least it's something."
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"Don't give up. Richard, come on, not yet."
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"We've got to hang on, we've got to see what happens."
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"Something will turn around. I know it will."
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"- You really believe that? - Absolutely."
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"Gilfoyle's right, you're... you're a terrible liar."
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"Just... set an all-hands for tomorrow at 9 a.m."
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"And I'll... I'll tell the gang."
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"It's over, Jared."
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"And lastly, our deal to furnish Endframe boxes"
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"to Maleant Data System Solutions has officially closed,"
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"putting us far ahead of even the most optimistic"
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"profit targets issued by this very board."
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"Gavin, it appears we owe you an apology."
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"We'd like to restore your full status as CEO and chair"
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"with a significantly revised bonus and stock options package."
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"Thank you."
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"Of course, apology accepted."
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"I would like nothing more than to move forward"
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"in a harmonious and productive manner."
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"Actually, with that in mind,"
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"there's something I'd like to show you."
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"It's outside. Is... is that all right?"
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"A little field trip, if you will?"
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"Just down here."
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"A little farther."
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"We're almost there."
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"Just out here, everyone. Almost there."
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"Consider the elephant."
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"Legend has it its memory is so robust it never forgets."
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"And I assure you, gentlemen of the Hooli board,"
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"and lady, neither do I."
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