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Clips from The Odd Couple - Enlightening Strikes (S01E01)

"'Cause I got a cheap-ass boss."
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"But it's still the greatest city in the world."
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"Come on, people, back me up."
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"and I got a bathtub in my kitchen."
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"Mr. Trump's got his own bathtub."
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"Must be nice."
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"Does that ever end?"
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"Why were you at the park?"
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"Were you with that whore Donna?"
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"Okay, okay, come on, you guys."
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"You're forgetting about all the great things"
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"...will now last at least..."
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"...please don't panic..."
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"...giant snake..."
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"That would never happen in Ohio."
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"And starting out in downward dog,"
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"checking to make sure that your weight is balanced,"
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"and your toes are laughing."
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"So, turtle hands, laughing toes and lower chaturanga."
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"It might help if you take off your shirt."
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"Oh, yeah, that's helping."
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"Ingrid, roll your tongue back up."
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"your spine is breathing, soften your eyes"
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"F-Felix, am I doing this right?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Uh, not bad, just, um,"
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"and square your hips like so."
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"Ah, yeah, that's it."
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"I mean, is that it?"
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"Hey, I love your accent."
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"More like Norway."
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"Ah! Really?"
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"for something called Fjelltrakter."
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"Fjelltrakter."
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"No. No, why?"
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"Fjelltrakter means "mountain maker.""
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"It, uh, gives the struggling man an erection."
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"No, she is not."
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"Murph, Teddy... focus, please."
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"and let's stretch out our hips for eagle."
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"Okay, and we'll cross our right leg over our left,"
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"bring your arms up together and press them."
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"And... ah."
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"Your spine is straight,"
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"Feels like they are."
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"Right one's definitely higher."
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"Thanks, Murph."
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"No, I'm good."
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"You sure?"
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"So if voodoo isn't real,"
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"What did you ask him?"
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"I didn't ask him anything."
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"What is with these people?"
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"It's a melting pot of people"
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"who are too crazy to live anywhere else."
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"Come on, somebody's got to have some love for this town."
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"What about you,"
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"kindly gentleman? Tell us your story."
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"Well, I was born and raised in the Bronx."
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"Spent 40 years on Wall Street"
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"to support my passion."
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"Which was...?"
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"I... I-I'm sorry?"
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"I was a flasher."
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"Doesn't anybody remember flashing anymore?"
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"What's wrong with you people?"
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"Everybody's so busy"
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"looking down at their fancy iTelephones,"
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"swiping and-and typing,"
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"to expose his private parts to you!"
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"I hate this town."
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"This is hard."
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"Can we take a break?"
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"Good idea."
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"Come on, that is quitter talk."
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"What is this, Pilates?"
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"People, when things get tough,"
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"this is when we dig down deep"
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"Okay, wow, looks like Tonya is done digging."
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"Somebody's already found enlightenment."
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"And doesn't want her parking validated."
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"And..."
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"I think he's invading Norway."
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"Well, maybe you could try"
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"to make the class a little more fun."
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"'Cause it's so fun."
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"Hey, you know what, everybody?"
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"It's time to try an original pose that I invented,"
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"something I like to call the "Double Felix.""
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"Dante doesn't make up poses."
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"Okay, Emily, front and center, please."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"And we start in prasarita,"
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"your legs spread wide"
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"and your fingers splayed..."
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"Had to take a call."
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"I'm guessing it was a booty call?"
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"Wouldn't a giant bonsai tree just be a regular tree?"
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"- Look at Ingrid over here. - Nope."
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"Bad idea."
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"Higher."
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"They can't go any higher."
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"Where is it going?"
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"Does it have a plane to catch?"
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"I'm sorry. This is really difficult."
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"- Impossible. - Yeah, it's hard. - Yeah."
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"- Terrible. - Really hard."
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"I'm sorry. If you're not going to try,"
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"what is the point of even being here?"
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"Good point."
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"And these"
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"are my uneven buttocks"
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"Okay, okay. So nobody wants to try"
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"and stay and do the hard work."
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"Okay, well, here's a pose that you're all going to love."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, how does that one work, bro?"
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"You get your asses out of my studio!"
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"How long are they going to keep us waiting?"
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"Why is there no air?"
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