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Clips from The Odd Couple - Enlightening Strikes (S01E01)

"And what exactly is so fascinating about my cleavage?!"
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"what's happening here?"
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"And I'm the cranky pain in the ass."
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"It's crowded and dirty,"
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"No, it's not that bad."
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"The Big Apple!"
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"Huddled masses!"
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"Rat!"
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"It looked right at me!"
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"It's coming back this way!"
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"The apartments are bigger and the rats are smaller."
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"That rat's gotta go!"
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"Cleavage Guy, give me your umbrella."
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"Stinky Food Lady, give me your stinky food."
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"What can I do?"
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"There it goes! Close the door!"
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"And that's how we do it in New York."
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"You're still here."
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"Oh, bless you and your tender heart."
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"You've really taken to that pose."
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"I can see why."
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"It's very powerful."
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"I really messed this up, Teddy."
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"and have them do it exactly the way I thought they should."
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"Nothing's wrong with that first part."
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"to a woman who wants to cut her hair short:"
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"no one wants that."
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"I thought that yoga had made me"
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"but I'm actually the same demanding perfectionist"
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"I was with my ex."
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"And I drove my students away"
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"What's the opposite of enlightened?"
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"Unenlightened."
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"Doesn't have the gravitas I was hoping for."
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"Well, Felix, you can't change overnight."
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"As a wise man once said,"
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"when things get toughest,"
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"Well said, Teddy."
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"Ah, well... ah... should we go?"
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"Uh... Yeah, okay."
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"I think I'm ready."
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"Are you done?"
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"Everyone, we've had quite an afternoon."
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"We boarded this train as strangers,"
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"led by a quiet hero."
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"Because you reminded me why I fell in love"
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"New York, I'm back!"
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"You realize you are wearing pants."
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"Come on, be a sport!"
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"I can get them down now!"
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"I'm so glad you're here."
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"I want to apologize."
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"Yes, I got your message."
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"And the picture of the goat"
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"Forgive me?"
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"So, did you buy goats for everyone in class?"
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"No. Just you."
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"Well, thank you."
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"And if you ever teach again,"
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"Well, we can finish the class now if you'd like."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, fun."
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"- Sure. - Great."
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"We never made it."
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"Spent the afternoon stuck on the subway."
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"- Oh, no! - Actually, it turned out to be"
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"a classic New York adventure."
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"I took a photo."
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"Damn it!"
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"- Shall we? - I hate this city!"
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"Every time you give this town a chance,"
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"Really?"
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"Yes, and marry a sexy survivalist"
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"If you say "paddle boating" again,"
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"You are exposing me to enough right now!"
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"I'd never leave the apartment."
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"So sign here and initial there."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Sorry."
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"- You're kidding. - You? Come on!"
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"but fair warning,"
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"Now, remember, to get out of your littering ticket,"
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"Dinner and a show."
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"Okay, some of that was already there."
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"A couple of good spots have opened up, uh..."
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"both your physical and your emotional strength,"
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"That's not how Dante starts the class."
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"You take this place for granted."
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"You can't afford to live uptown."
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"So press your weight forward,"
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"and give your kidneys permission to dance."
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"I'm about to become the spokesman"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Now, everyone, we will rise up"
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"Because this"
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"is a perfect example"
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"Hmm..."
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"That's not how Dante corrects people."
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"Um, Teddy, do you need some help getting up there?"
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"Don't touch me!"
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"Where's Murph?"
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"Well, I'm not Dante, Steve, and I can do whatever I want."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa,"
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"That's it! That's it!"
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"I'm moving back to Cleveland."
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"You just sit there"
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"I'll tell you the same thing I'd say"
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"this calm, enlightened person,"
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"Keep digging. You'll find it."
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"We've got Cardio Strip Tease at 6:00."
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"In fact, you've inspired me."
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"Damn it!"
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"One of those bastards stole my phone!"
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"and I have just the thing."
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"Whoa!"
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"Can't I just get from point "A" to point "B""
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"that could only happen in New York."
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"Why is everybody leaving?"
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"What are you looking at?"
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