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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - The Power of Positive Drinking (S01E01)

"- Yeah! Touchdown! - Yes! Jets, baby!"
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"He really shouldn't have thrown that."
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"Move your hands up, dude."
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"Even seals catch balls, and they don't have arms."
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"Don't close your eyes. Don't close your eyes!"
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"Way to go, Chale!"
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"Wow! He caught it."
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"Listen. You know how our grill is on its way out?"
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"That's ridiculous."
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"I know!"
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"and it doesn't even have a rotisserie."
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"Yeah, well, we're short a bartender,"
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"She's missing class."
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"It hurts every time I move my mouth."
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"I got to go!"
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"Just remember this... Smart is always quiet."
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"Idiots are always loud."
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"I needed that. There you go, buddy."
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"Oh, uh, I-I-I-I can't make change."
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"Keep it. It's yours."
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"I'll make money for my smoker, right?"
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"I guess... so."
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"Ugh. Give me the stiffest drink you got."
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"You know what? Throw some Coke in there, too."
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"Somebody had a tough day, huh?"
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"I have my process."
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"is trying to steal it from him."
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"No. But if it is, I'd listen in,"
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"Tim, here's what you tell your boss..."
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"Yeah. It's a promotion for your job,"
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"Guys, guys, let's just... Let's get out of here."
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"Tomorrow, the Operations Manager at Citi Field"
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"used to be a picture of me and the kids,"
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"and then I noticed it changed to the Smoke Pro 4000."
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"Yeah, I can't eat anymore."
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"And I didn't realize this, but I have a gift."
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"I feel like I've only seen you for 10 minutes this week,"
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"You're getting hung up on the three or four balls I'm dropping."
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"Wow! That is awesome. I got to remember that for Phyllis."
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"on the three or four balls you drop in life."
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"Excuse me."
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"Get help, freak!"
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"By the way, I got to say, without the back teeth,"
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"Do you hear yourself right now?"
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"You have to."
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"'Cause I don't want to."
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"All right."
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"the inspirational speaker from Massapequa, Kevin Gable!"
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"Tim, get on up!"
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"You have it. You have it. You have it."
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"Now, I've asked you all to fill out your dream cards,"
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"from your head to the paper..."
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"Step on the coals, Chale."
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"Hey, here is your last check."
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"Kevin, you were right."
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"Um..."
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"So, you think I should try to reconnect"
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"Honey, relax. I figured it out, all right?"
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"A life coach?"
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"Phyllis, just grab a gin fizz. I'll meet you at the booth."
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"I want to hear everything."
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"You know, this new, helpful, positive attitude you have,"
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"Come on, Mott."
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"and testing them on me at work."
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"If you don't, all of these people"
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"It was a freak accident. The light got in my eyes."
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"Are we celebrating something?"
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"Yes. Jets up by 14."
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"Look alive, Chale."
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"Why did I come in here?"
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"Why did I throw that?"
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"Why won't my hands move?"
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"Maybe he'll surprise me."
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"Ooh, do I have an ice pack in the fridge?"
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"No pressure. No pressure."
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"This will tell me everything I need to know about you."
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"Come on, Chale. One time."
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"I got it!"
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"I love you so much!"
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"- Ohh! - Ohh!"
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"I'll get the ice pack."
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"That's a purple face tomorrow."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, babe. How was work?"
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"Ugh. Horrible."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I've been looking online."
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"They have these, like, smoker/grill combos."
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"They're pricy, but, man, what a game changer."
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"Uh, honey, I just told you my day was horrible."
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"Yeah."
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"I just told you we could be making pulled pork"
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"in our own backyard."
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"All right. What happened?"
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"Okay, well, first of all, I wake up this morning"
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"and one of my wisdom teeth is just throbbing."
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"I mean, it's got to come out,"
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"but Dr. Schneider can't even see me until Thursday."
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"Ohh."
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"And then I get an e-mail from my principal,"
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"and you know how I want to move up"
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"from nursing at the middle school to the high school?"
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"No, but go on."
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"Well, I have seniority, but Gwen in my office,"
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"you know, the one who found out she's 1/10 French,"
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"and all of a sudden, she's got an accent"
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"and she's double-kissing people."
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"She went behind my back to try to get the job."
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"This one's over 1,000 bucks,"
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"Honey..."
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"I'm trying to tell you how horrible my day was,"
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"and you are looking at grills"
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"that we absolutely cannot afford?"
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"I get it. We can pay to have your teeth taken out,"
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"but the minute I want to smoke some meat, we're broke."
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"Hey, you're going to work? I thought you had class."
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"and Enzo needs me to pick up extra shifts,"
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"but my friend is taking notes, so it's all good,"
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"but I got to go, so I love you, guys, okay?"
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"Love you."
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