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Clips from Night Court - Hi Honey, I'm Home (S01E01)

"How did the date go with Bernie?"
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"You don't have to give us all the details. What time did you get home?"
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"Well, if you must know, very early."
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"You didn't have a good time?"
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"I didn't say that."
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"- You said you got home early. - I got home around midnight."
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"Bernie got home around noon."
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"Ready whenever you are."
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"I know your name. I know your brand."
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"Bernie the human. Got it."
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"Bullets, Bernie. I got those too."
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"Sir, don't worry."
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"I'll find that rabbit's foot if it's the last thing I do."
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"Go on, Mr. Dipstick... I mean..."
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"Your Honor, I put..."
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"If you don't see what you want, I can order it for you."
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"Besides, no bad luck has befallen me..."
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"Yeah?"
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"This is the kind you answer."
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"Off the record?"
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"- Duane? - I gotta go along with Mitch on that one."
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"...we're talking about Nora's happiness, aren't we?"
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"This is nothing official, folks."
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"We'll just rough out a sample agreement."
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"I'll never love anyone the way I love you..."
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"You're just giving me up, just like that?"
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"He's pretty much a homebody, I guess you'd say."
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"Fixing windows and puttering around the house."
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"Don't be silly. I'm not as stupid as I look."
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"Take care."
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"- Duane. - Oh, Duane."
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"But dinner?"
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"I figured if I stay off of it a week or so, it'll heal very nicely. Thank you."
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"Life in the fast lane, huh?"
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"It was just a silly old thing, anyway. I'll be fine."
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"...but we ought to get x-rays as soon as possible."
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"- Bernie? - I knew you'd come back."
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"This may seem a little untraditional at first..."
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"No, not like you."
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"I know. Thanks, Mitch."
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"You got 24 hours to get you and your antiques out of my apartment."
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"...nobody's sent me flowers in 25 years."
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"It's forgivable. Look, I'm not upset. I'm smiling."
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"I couldn't stop it."
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"Get the idea?"
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"- Charley? - Sir?"
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"Who might that be?"
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"They both, in their own ways..."
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"- Calendar update, sir. - Thanks."
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"I hope you like the typing job."
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"Next time, my place."
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"You're a lucky guy."
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"Hey, listen."
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"I'm innocent. How can you arrest a man for breaking and entering his own home?"
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"- Summary of the damages, sir. - These are sticky."
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"- No, that just smears it. - You missed a spot."
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"- I got a mind... - lf you have, I've seen no evidence of it."
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"I knew she was gonna do that. I felt it coming on."
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"...I have a little spinal irregularity you might find amusing also."
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"That's why God gave us TV."
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"- You need me? - I don't think so."
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"I'd like a chance to answer it."
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"- Yeah? - I'm still not interested."
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