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Clips from Don Jon (2013)

"So I'll start off with some stills."
Don Jon (2013)
"I start looking for a video."
Don Jon (2013)
"...goodbye"
Don Jon (2013)
"...the blowjob, the cowboy,"
Don Jon (2013)
"the doggy, the moneyshot, and that's it. I don't gotta say anything,"
Don Jon (2013)
"...my church..."
Don Jon (2013)
"[WOMEN MOANING]"
Don Jon (2013)
"- You don't remember her? - She's coming over here."
Don Jon (2013)
"'Cause you're staring right at her."
Don Jon (2013)
"- WOMAN: Look who the fuck it is. - How you doing?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Why didn't you call me back? - Come on. You're a grown woman."
Don Jon (2013)
"Fuck you!"
Don Jon (2013)
"You heard what she said? Everyone knows about the streak."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Oh, my... damn! - What? What? Where?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Red. - Holy shit! That's a dime."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Fuck you! - Admit it!"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Jesus Christ. - Your mom do got some big-ass titties."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Don't talk about my mother. - You brought up your mother."
Don Jon (2013)
"- That's incorrect. - She's taller than you anyway."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Fuck you, Jonny. - I'm playing, come on."
Don Jon (2013)
"WOMAN: Let me get a vodka-cranberry."
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"Jonny! - Sammy-boy, how you doing?"
Don Jon (2013)
"[HIP-HOP PLAYS]"
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"- Get the fuck out of here. - You wanna go somewhere?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Is that why you kissed me? - I didn't kiss you."
Don Jon (2013)
"Yeah, you did."
Don Jon (2013)
"[HIP-HOP PLAYS]"
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"[COMPUTER CHIMES]"
Don Jon (2013)
"Real pussy's all good. But I'm sorry."
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"Ass?"
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"Great."
Don Jon (2013)
"Blow-job"
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"[MOANING]"
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"Now, when it comes to the actual fucking..."
Don Jon (2013)
"But you gotta wear one, 'cause,"
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"They won't let you do it from behind, 'cause they wanna look at you."
Don Jon (2013)
"JON: So, you tell me, which looks better?"
Don Jon (2013)
"You're a retarded person and you're driving a fucking car!"
Don Jon (2013)
"Bullshit! Bullshit! Did you see that? That was fucking bullshit. Bad call."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Fucking bullshit. Did you see that? - Nah, I didn't see it. What happened?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Assholes, where's the replay?! - Dad, there's a thing you can pause"
Don Jon (2013)
"There! Look, his foot's on the line! Look at that bullshit!"
Don Jon (2013)
"I ask you to do the easiest fucking thing, and you can't do it!"
Don Jon (2013)
"Amen."
Don Jon (2013)
"- [COMPUTER CHIMES] - Also, nowadays you got so much"
Don Jon (2013)
"And you're thinking to yourself, why can't real pussy be like this?"
Don Jon (2013)
"Yo, you remember that dime from last week?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- I wanna find that girl. - You get her name?"
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"If you had it like that, it would have went down."
Don Jon (2013)
"- She's a dime, but... - This girl's more than a dime."
Don Jon (2013)
"Come on, son. There's no such thing, that's the point, it's a scale from one to ten."
Don Jon (2013)
"- How are you? - Good. Good. How you been?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Yeah. - I just looked up your name."
Don Jon (2013)
"- No, I definitely did not tell you my name. - Yeah, you did."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Diet Coke, please. - A Coke."
Don Jon (2013)
"But trust me, in the future you'll be much happier if you always tell me the truth."
Don Jon (2013)
"- I asked around. - You asked around about me?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Why? - Why? What do you mean why?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- You wanted to take me to lunch? - Yeah."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Don't lie. - OK, I asked around about you"
Don Jon (2013)
"You're gonna have to wait to find out."
Don Jon (2013)
"It seemed like you were in a big hurry the other day."
Don Jon (2013)
"You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life."
Don Jon (2013)
"You like movies?"
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"girl, my best bet was to watch a movie."
Don Jon (2013)
"- I love these two. And you? - Yeah. They're great."
Don Jon (2013)
"JON: But now, I don't really see the point."
Don Jon (2013)
"Love at first sight."
Don Jon (2013)
"- The breakup. - WOMAN ONSCREEN: I felt that!"
Don Jon (2013)
"[FIREWORKS WHISTLING, POPPING IN DISTANCE]"
Don Jon (2013)
"[ORGAN PLAYS SOMBER MELODY]"
Don Jon (2013)
"- PRIEST: Amen. Bless you, my son. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Don Jon (2013)
"Also, I watched pornographic videos and masturbated 22 times."
Don Jon (2013)
"For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys. - Thank you, Father."
Don Jon (2013)
"[JAZZY, SULTRY SONG PLAYING]"
Don Jon (2013)
"[ENGINE REVVING]"
Don Jon (2013)
"Oh, go! Jesus. It's a yellow light! Fuck you!"
Don Jon (2013)
"[WHISPERING] Our Father... Who art in heaven..."
Don Jon (2013)
"...Thy will be done..."
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"...on earth..."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Why not? - It's not time for that yet."
Don Jon (2013)
"And you don't know my friends."
Don Jon (2013)
"- 'Cause I know they wanna meet you. - Yeah... I bet they do."
Don Jon (2013)
"- I can't let you come inside just yet. - No?"
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"No, 'cause I don't know what that would mean. You know?"
Don Jon (2013)
"Uh-huh..."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Yeah, come on. Just a night class. - Oh, my God!"
Don Jon (2013)
"- You would be so sexy with a real job. - Mm!"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Yeah. - Mm..."
Don Jon (2013)
"And you take one night class for me, baby? One little class?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Oh! Oh! - Huh? Yeah? Yeah?"
Don Jon (2013)
"[PANTING, GRUNTING]"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Nice. - Oh, Jesus..."
Don Jon (2013)
"Yeah."
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"You're so cute."
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"Call me."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Oh, God. - All right."
Don Jon (2013)
"- To you, baby. - No, to us."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Oh, my God. That's so amazing! - All right. I like him."
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"Goddamn! White shorts."
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"- To you, maybe not, but to me... - Look at that. Sorry, buddy."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Did you say...? - JON SR.: She asked you what you said."
Don Jon (2013)
"She's not Italian, we know that."
Don Jon (2013)
"- And does she love you? - Wait a minute. Love him? You kidding?"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Fuck me? Did you just say fuck me to me? - Jon!"
Don Jon (2013)
"- Here you go, babe. - OK."
Don Jon (2013)
"You look so cute, the two of you."
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"MAN: Barbara!"
Don Jon (2013)
"Close the door."
Don Jon (2013)
"- It's great. - Yeah? You're on break?"
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"- Baby, I'm just so proud of you. - Thanks."
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"- You wanna come to my place? - Mm-hm."
Don Jon (2013)
"OK, great."
Don Jon (2013)
"- Excuse me. Sorry. - Oh, fuck, I'm sorry."
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"- Hi, baby. - Hey."
Don Jon (2013)
"[ROMANTIC MUSIC SWELLS]"
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"- It's OK. I'll be right back. - Baby..."
Don Jon (2013)
"[COMPUTER CHIMES]"
Don Jon (2013)
"But I'm sorry to say, it's still not as good as porn."
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