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Clips from The Mick - The Baggage (S01E01)

"Lipstick, perfume, clothes that don't look"
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"like you got them out of a duffel bag."
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"- You were with a man. - What's his name?"
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"I don't know what you guys are talking about."
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"He must be hideous if you won't bring him by the house."
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"I'm just saying, you parade Jimmy around"
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"like he's some sort of prize."
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"This guy must be a real troll."
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"Uh-huh. And what's wrong with him?"
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"You're clearly embarrassed."
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"I'm embarrassed of you guys!"
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"All right? Fine. There."
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"I really like this guy and I don't want to scare him off"
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"with all my baggage."
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"- We're baggage? - Yeah."
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"You, Jimmy, the FBI car sitting out front."
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"That's it."
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"I got enough to worry about with those two idiots,"
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"Guys."
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"since bath time."
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"Can you fix him?"
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"Aah."
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"Alba!"
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"Okay. Who's ready to be lucky Carrot #12?"
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"Twelve? As in, Ben's killed 11 other bunnies?"
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"just easier to buy in bulk."
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"Oh, my God, Alba, you're nurturing"
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"a future serial killer."
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"I admit, the body count does bring great shame."
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"than explaining death to his fragile little mind."
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"No! Alba, you can't protect him forever."
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"No more enabling Ben."
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"You tell him."
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"Or this is the last Carrot, and he lives"
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"a long, healthy life."
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"- Okay. Okay. - Okay."
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"Show yourself, troll."
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"Yeah, you."
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"Chip... Get out of here."
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"Look, I got nothing against you, personally."
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"But I don't need another mangled goon"
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"around my house, stinking up the place."
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"So how about you do everyone a favor,"
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"hop back on your tugboat and sail to Garbage Island."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"- Now get the hell out of here. - No."
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"Sup, Mick."
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"Are you ready to roll?"
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"Who the hell's this guy?"
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"Dante, Chip. Chip, Dante."
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"That can't be right."
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"This guy's too big and handsome to be Dante."
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"I'm sorry to disappoint."
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"Who are you?"
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"He want to meet us? Why?"
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"you two existed, but Chip ruined that."
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"Oh. Who's Dante?"
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"Bring me up to speed."
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"He's Mickey's new sex troll."
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"What?"
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"Well, not exactly a troll."
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"if he's dating her."
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"Why? What's wrong with me?"
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"Well, for starters, I'm not programmed in his phone"
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"as "Vito's Pizzeria.""
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"Really? Again?"
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"Look, when we first started plugging,"
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"I was nailing this bird from the airport,"
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"Yeah, and ten years later, I'm still pizza."
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"All right. Take a breath."
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"I'll change your name in my phone."
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"I'm Dante's pizza now."
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"Ugh. Can you guys please, just do me this one favor?"
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"No way! We're already at capacity."
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"What if we get rid of Jimmy?"
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"Y-You're chucking me?"
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"After all I've done for you?"
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"Sorry, but the people have spoken."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah. Fine."
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"'Cause I've got about a million other places"
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"to pick me up later tonight,"
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"so if you could just do me a favor and not be jackasses"
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"for five minutes, that's all."
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"Yeah, fine."
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"Okay."
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"This'll be fun. Let's make it quick, though,"
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"'cause I don't want to miss the previews."
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"Hey, kids! Come on down!"
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"There they are! My little monkeys!"
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"Oh, boy. Here we go. This is Sabrina,"
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"this is Ben,"
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"and this is Chip, you already met Chip, right? The other day."
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"Sup, y'all."
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"It's nice to finally meet you guys. I'm Dante."
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"- Good evening. - Pleasure is ours."
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"How do you do?"
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"Okay! Have a good night... finish your homework."
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"Like good little, little, little guys."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I'm not buying that."
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"- The homework thing, or the... - No, no, no. All of it."
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"Let me guess, uh, she told you to be nice"
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"- to the new guy, right? - What?"
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"Don't be silly."
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"Oh, come on, come on."
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"My foster mom, she used to do the same thing"
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"every time she brought a new boyfriend home."
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"Yup. I was. So stop playing games with me and be real."
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"'Cause I know you don't want to be here, right?"
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"It's pure hell."
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"Okay, okay. She's being honest."
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"That's all. I'm sure they all got burning questions"
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"- for me, so hit it. - No. No, no, no, no."
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"How about we just stay here and hang out?"
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"'Cause we're just getting started, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"So this guy,"
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"that my foster mom dated,"
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