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Clips from Black-ish - Lemons (S03E03)

"That's a pair of Jordan 3s and a hoodie."
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"Oh, my God. What?"
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"I don't need comforting?"
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"Ignore him. I am very proud of you, sweetheart."
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"And why don't you take this Trevor Project scarf."
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"Wear it around your throat while you're practicing, huh?"
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"I'm making lemonade. Looking up recipes now."
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"The country gives you lemons, and you make lemonade, right?"
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"Nope."
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"Oh, I see."
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"You're doing it more as a symbolic thing, like Beyoncé."
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"and their self-knowledge and healing."
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"Yeah, that's good."
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"No, I mean it as"
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"a non-carbonated refreshment thing."
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"My friends are not really soda people."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, that's good, too."
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"I mean, it's not scarf good, but... do better."
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"♪"
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"Your mother's unraveling."
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"I'm probably gonna have to get a lawyer"
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"to help me take both of you."
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"I've always wanted to testify against one of my parents."
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"I don't know why you guys don't want to try my stay positive"
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"New Year's resolution."
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"I'm telling you, it helps."
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"Like, I don't see this glass as half empty,"
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"I see it as half full."
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"But it's completely empty."
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"But I see it as half full."
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"It's also a bowl."
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"♪"
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"In his own sweet-smiled, misunderstood way,"
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"the same polarizing emotions I saw everywhere I turned."
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"The world had become a giant mixed vortex"
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"of anxiety and elation, and we seemed to be"
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"more openly divided than we'd been in a long time."
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"I wish I could say work was better, but it wasn't."
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"had been affected by the real uncertainties"
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"of what our world was going to become."
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"- Come on, guys. - Hey! Whoa."
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"- Whoa. Hold on. 5:00 today? - Yeah."
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"How the hell did we let this creep up on us like that?"
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"Yeah, when did we get that pitch?"
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"November 8th."
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"Guys, listen up. Listen up."
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"This is huge."
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"So huge, in fact, that we brought back Lucy,"
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"completely unrelated to the lawsuit we can't talk about."
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"knock this pitch out of the park."
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"Didn't sound like it."
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"Look, the good news is, we have plenty of time,"
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"a pretty uneventful election night."
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"boisterous rally last night,"
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"Trump and his supporters, along..."
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"Everybody go home."
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"There's no way we're getting any work done today,"
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"so we'll reconvene tomorrow."
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"I can't believe this."
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"I just read that he may not even live at the White House!"
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"What?! That is a donkey punch to the back of the head."
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"This day is a wash. We'll start fresh tomorrow."
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"This is ridiculous!"
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"I hear Sean Hannity's already suggesting"
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"he basically do a reality show inside the White House."
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"That's an outstanding idea."
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"Look, there is no way we are getting any work done today."
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"No, no, no. We're gonna leave the pitch for tomorrow."
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"Now, come on, we got to get some work done, all right?"
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"Got to say, Leslie..."
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"I still can't believe you didn't vote for him."
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"You guys don't know me at all, okay?"
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"Now, you give me a true conservative like Mitt Romney..."
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"A beautiful, coiffed-haired tax genius"
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"Also, your entire life runs on the backs"
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"of an absurdly low-priced, extremely diligent workforce"
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"Trump is looking to deport."
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"Also, there's that. - Mm."
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"Come on. We got to move on."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Dre's right."
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"I mean, we've tricked off the last two months of work on this."
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"- Yeah. - Look, it's a new year,"
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"fresh start, clean slate."
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"Did y'all see what they put up today?"
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"- What? - Trump is in a Twitter beef"
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"with Dikembe Mutombo."
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"- Guys! - That's crazy."
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"I have a dream."
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"I have a dream."
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"I have a dream."
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"blah-de-blah-de-blip-blip yadda-yadda."
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"You know this I have a dream stuff"
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"is not the whole speech, right?"
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"It isn't?"
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"It most certainly is not."
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"that they do not want you to hear."
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"And when I say they, I do mean the white man,"
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"if I was not clear."
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"I'm not feeling this scarf, Junior."
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"The idea of business as usual"
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"'Cause we all know whose fault this really is."
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"I'm actually mad at myself for not having started here."
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"Okay."
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"- Oh. - What?!"
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"It was the blacks."
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"You just can't give us that capital B, huh?"
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"If you all had turned out for Hillary"
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"the way that you turned out for Barack..."
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"Hold on. Are you comparing Barack Obama to Hillary Clinton?"
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"That's exactly what he's doing."
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"T-That's just crazy."
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"You're talking about the man who had a left-hand jumper"
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"and smoked menthols."
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"Coolest president we ever had."
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"I mean, no offense to Hillary,"
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"but that's like comparing Jay Z to K.D. Lang."
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"- Mm-hmm. - I don't know about"
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"left-hand jumpers or what a K.D. Lang is,"
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"and as much as I do love"
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