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Clips from Black-ish - Lemons (S03E03)

"As a matter of fact, that's how the country got started."
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"Those scrappy kids from the East Coast beat an empire."
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"to look for where things went wrong."
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"But what happens when the winners and the losers"
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"are supposed to be on the same team?"
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"We're officially calling it a win for Donald Trump."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Bow, what's going on, dude? Seriously?"
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"They gave us a day of reflection."
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"What are you doing for the Healing Rally, Zoey?"
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"Oh, I get it."
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"How she uses lemonade as a symbol for women"
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"Jack's confusion with metaphors seemed to echo"
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"Nope. Even the usually impenetrable,"
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"cartoonish walls of Stevens & Lido"
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"We've got till 5:00 to get this Boxable pitch ready."
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"Just got off the phone, and we got the Boxable pitch."
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"so I want you all to go home, 'cause tonight should be"
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"Sweet mother of God, that man is an evil genius."
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"but Trump is just not my kind of guy."
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"made in a president factory? Mm-mmm!"
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"Uh, speaking of Slate..."
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"- Oh, hell. - Guys!"
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"There's a whole lot of that speech"
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"had become anything but usual."
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"Nobody knew how we got here, but everybody had their ideas."
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"Hey! Keep it down, okay?"
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"Not today, Charles. Not today."
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"- with an idea for this pitch. - Well..."
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"on here about that whole Barack-Democrat thing."
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"- What? - He might love it."
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"That pant-suited white woman could've been"
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"I've always said the American white woman"
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"Lucy, I mean, as the resident white woman,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Unh-unh. She ain't worth it."
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"Why don't they teach us this part?"
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"between the lines is a special day."
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"No, he is the devil, and I should know."
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"I'm not some crazy right-wing nut, you guys."
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"Pumpkin, that is not how I raised you."
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"It's the world's biggest and most important corporation."
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"So is it so crazy to think that maybe a businessman,"
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"He runs them into the ground."
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"That is awesome."
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"I am."
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"Okay."
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"Whoa. That's a lot."
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"How about while that's cooking,"
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"you and I just take 15 minutes"
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"send our kids to schools with books so beat up"
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"But they still voted,"
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"because I didn't see all of this outrage"
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"and don't you ever forget that."
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"Okay! I found the perfect way for you to get involved."
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"Just have to stand still."
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"It's just lemonade that I made with love."
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"I'm sorry that I have been acting"
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"I'm just... I'm really upset."
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"And I'm scared."
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"And in the next one,"
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"Nothing is what it seems!"
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"The Star Spangled Banner."
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"Have you heard verse four?"
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"That's what I am."
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"about the speech."
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"And you especially need to know it with where we are now."
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"and I know how hard it is to deal with the gut punch"
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"How do we work together when the other half is nuts?"
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"All right, do I understand what anybody in their right mind"
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"and we start trying to have those conversations."
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"the presidency of the United States."
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"Trump"
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"trump"
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"trump"
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"trump"
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"Upsets..."
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"they're as American as apple pie... and obesity."
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"Yep, America has a love affair"
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"with upsets."
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"Here's the thing with an upset, though..."
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"Someone wins and someone loses."
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"And when that happens, the losing side always tries"
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"Yep. At the end of the day,"
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"no one wants to be on the losing side of an upset."
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"- And there is it. - Oh!"
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"Seriously, what happens?"
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"It had been over two months since the election,"
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"but everyone was acting like it had only been two minutes."
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"What? Everything you're wearing"
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"is from an NPR commercial."
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"No, it's from a Barney's sale."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"These UNICEF flip-flops are from a Barney's sale?"
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"And this Covenant House sweatshirt"
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"and Habitat for Humanity sweatpants,"
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"Black Lives Matter button... Barney's."
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"Uh-huh."
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"And why aren't you guys dressed for school?"
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"We don't have school today."
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"- A day of what? - Reflection."
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"Much needed, if you ask me."
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"Valley Glen Prep is a pressure cooker about to blow."
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"And he tried to tell me I stole his phone."
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"- Joey. Joey. - No, I didn't steal your phone."
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"- I stole your computer. - Joseph Peterson,"
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"will you please get back in your seat?"
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"I don't have to listen to you, Ms. Gomez."
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"To be fair, Ms. Gomez is from Spain, her visa is expiring,"
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"and she is looking forward to seeing her abuela."
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"They did not."
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"So, yeah, we got the day off to prep for the Healing Rally."
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"They asked me to read MLK's I Have a Dream speech at it,"
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"so I'm trying to memorize it."
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"Oh, that's fantastic!"
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"Healing Rally?"
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"Day of reflection?"
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"Are they gonna prorate your tuition?"
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"- Dre. - Bow, that school is not cheap."
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"- I know. - Four kids times two days."
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