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Clips from Black-ish - Lemons (S03E03)

TV Series 2014 –2022 Season 3, Episode 12 22 min ★ 7.3/10 (28,084 ratings) 605 clips
Comedy

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As a matter of fact, that's how the country got started.
"As a matter of fact, that's how the country got started."
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Those scrappy kids from the East Coast beat an empire.
"Those scrappy kids from the East Coast beat an empire."
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to look for where things went wrong.
"to look for where things went wrong."
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But what happens when the winners and the losers
"But what happens when the winners and the losers"
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are supposed to be on the same team?
"are supposed to be on the same team?"
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We're officially calling it a win for Donald Trump.
"We're officially calling it a win for Donald Trump."
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No, no, no, no.
"No, no, no, no."
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Bow, what's going on, dude? Seriously?
"Bow, what's going on, dude? Seriously?"
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They gave us a day of reflection.
"They gave us a day of reflection."
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What are you doing for the Healing Rally, Zoey?
"What are you doing for the Healing Rally, Zoey?"
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Oh, I get it.
"Oh, I get it."
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How she uses lemonade as a symbol for women
"How she uses lemonade as a symbol for women"
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Jack's confusion with metaphors seemed to echo
"Jack's confusion with metaphors seemed to echo"
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Nope. Even the usually impenetrable,
"Nope. Even the usually impenetrable,"
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cartoonish walls of Stevens & Lido
"cartoonish walls of Stevens & Lido"
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We've got till 5:00 to get this Boxable pitch ready.
"We've got till 5:00 to get this Boxable pitch ready."
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Just got off the phone, and we got the Boxable pitch.
"Just got off the phone, and we got the Boxable pitch."
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so I want you all to go home, 'cause tonight should be
"so I want you all to go home, 'cause tonight should be"
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Sweet mother of God, that man is an evil genius.
"Sweet mother of God, that man is an evil genius."
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but Trump is just not my kind of guy.
"but Trump is just not my kind of guy."
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made in a president factory? Mm-mmm!
"made in a president factory? Mm-mmm!"
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Uh, speaking of Slate...
"Uh, speaking of Slate..."
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- Oh, hell. - Guys!
"- Oh, hell. - Guys!"
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There's a whole lot of that speech
"There's a whole lot of that speech"
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had become anything but usual.
"had become anything but usual."
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Nobody knew how we got here, but everybody had their ideas.
"Nobody knew how we got here, but everybody had their ideas."
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Hey! Keep it down, okay?
"Hey! Keep it down, okay?"
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Not today, Charles. Not today.
"Not today, Charles. Not today."
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- with an idea for this pitch. - Well...
"- with an idea for this pitch. - Well..."
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on here about that whole Barack-Democrat thing.
"on here about that whole Barack-Democrat thing."
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- What? - He might love it.
"- What? - He might love it."
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That pant-suited white woman could've been
"That pant-suited white woman could've been"
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I've always said the American white woman
"I've always said the American white woman"
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Lucy, I mean, as the resident white woman,
"Lucy, I mean, as the resident white woman,"
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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Unh-unh. She ain't worth it.
"Unh-unh. She ain't worth it."
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Why don't they teach us this part?
"Why don't they teach us this part?"
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between the lines is a special day.
"between the lines is a special day."
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No, he is the devil, and I should know.
"No, he is the devil, and I should know."
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I'm not some crazy right-wing nut, you guys.
"I'm not some crazy right-wing nut, you guys."
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Pumpkin, that is not how I raised you.
"Pumpkin, that is not how I raised you."
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It's the world's biggest and most important corporation.
"It's the world's biggest and most important corporation."
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So is it so crazy to think that maybe a businessman,
"So is it so crazy to think that maybe a businessman,"
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He runs them into the ground.
"He runs them into the ground."
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That is awesome.
"That is awesome."
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I am.
"I am."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Whoa. That's a lot.
"Whoa. That's a lot."
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How about while that's cooking,
"How about while that's cooking,"
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you and I just take 15 minutes
"you and I just take 15 minutes"
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send our kids to schools with books so beat up
"send our kids to schools with books so beat up"
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But they still voted,
"But they still voted,"
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because I didn't see all of this outrage
"because I didn't see all of this outrage"
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and don't you ever forget that.
"and don't you ever forget that."
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Okay! I found the perfect way for you to get involved.
"Okay! I found the perfect way for you to get involved."
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Just have to stand still.
"Just have to stand still."
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It's just lemonade that I made with love.
"It's just lemonade that I made with love."
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I'm sorry that I have been acting
"I'm sorry that I have been acting"
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I'm just... I'm really upset.
"I'm just... I'm really upset."
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And I'm scared.
"And I'm scared."
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And in the next one,
"And in the next one,"
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Nothing is what it seems!
"Nothing is what it seems!"
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The Star Spangled Banner.
"The Star Spangled Banner."
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Have you heard verse four?
"Have you heard verse four?"
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That's what I am.
"That's what I am."
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about the speech.
"about the speech."
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And you especially need to know it with where we are now.
"And you especially need to know it with where we are now."
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and I know how hard it is to deal with the gut punch
"and I know how hard it is to deal with the gut punch"
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How do we work together when the other half is nuts?
"How do we work together when the other half is nuts?"
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All right, do I understand what anybody in their right mind
"All right, do I understand what anybody in their right mind"
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and we start trying to have those conversations.
"and we start trying to have those conversations."
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the presidency of the United States.
"the presidency of the United States."
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Trump
"Trump"
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trump
"trump"
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trump
"trump"
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trump
"trump"
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Upsets...
"Upsets..."
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they're as American as apple pie... and obesity.
"they're as American as apple pie... and obesity."
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Yep, America has a love affair
"Yep, America has a love affair"
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with upsets.
"with upsets."
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Here's the thing with an upset, though...
"Here's the thing with an upset, though..."
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Someone wins and someone loses.
"Someone wins and someone loses."
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And when that happens, the losing side always tries
"And when that happens, the losing side always tries"
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Yep. At the end of the day,
"Yep. At the end of the day,"
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no one wants to be on the losing side of an upset.
"no one wants to be on the losing side of an upset."
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- And there is it. - Oh!
"- And there is it. - Oh!"
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Seriously, what happens?
"Seriously, what happens?"
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It had been over two months since the election,
"It had been over two months since the election,"
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but everyone was acting like it had only been two minutes.
"but everyone was acting like it had only been two minutes."
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What? Everything you're wearing
"What? Everything you're wearing"
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is from an NPR commercial.
"is from an NPR commercial."
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No, it's from a Barney's sale.
"No, it's from a Barney's sale."
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- Really? - Yeah.
"- Really? - Yeah."
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These UNICEF flip-flops are from a Barney's sale?
"These UNICEF flip-flops are from a Barney's sale?"
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And this Covenant House sweatshirt
"And this Covenant House sweatshirt"
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and Habitat for Humanity sweatpants,
"and Habitat for Humanity sweatpants,"
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Black Lives Matter button... Barney's.
"Black Lives Matter button... Barney's."
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Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
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And why aren't you guys dressed for school?
"And why aren't you guys dressed for school?"
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We don't have school today.
"We don't have school today."
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- A day of what? - Reflection.
"- A day of what? - Reflection."
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Much needed, if you ask me.
"Much needed, if you ask me."
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Valley Glen Prep is a pressure cooker about to blow.
"Valley Glen Prep is a pressure cooker about to blow."
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And he tried to tell me I stole his phone.
"And he tried to tell me I stole his phone."
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- Joey. Joey. - No, I didn't steal your phone.
"- Joey. Joey. - No, I didn't steal your phone."
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- I stole your computer. - Joseph Peterson,
"- I stole your computer. - Joseph Peterson,"
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will you please get back in your seat?
"will you please get back in your seat?"
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I don't have to listen to you, Ms. Gomez.
"I don't have to listen to you, Ms. Gomez."
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To be fair, Ms. Gomez is from Spain, her visa is expiring,
"To be fair, Ms. Gomez is from Spain, her visa is expiring,"
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and she is looking forward to seeing her abuela.
"and she is looking forward to seeing her abuela."
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They did not.
"They did not."
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So, yeah, we got the day off to prep for the Healing Rally.
"So, yeah, we got the day off to prep for the Healing Rally."
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They asked me to read MLK's I Have a Dream speech at it,
"They asked me to read MLK's I Have a Dream speech at it,"
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so I'm trying to memorize it.
"so I'm trying to memorize it."
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Oh, that's fantastic!
"Oh, that's fantastic!"
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Healing Rally?
"Healing Rally?"
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Day of reflection?
"Day of reflection?"
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Are they gonna prorate your tuition?
"Are they gonna prorate your tuition?"
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- Dre. - Bow, that school is not cheap.
"- Dre. - Bow, that school is not cheap."
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- I know. - Four kids times two days.
"- I know. - Four kids times two days."
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