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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - The Informer (S01E01)

"There are people here from Berlin."
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"There will be a roll call,"
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"and it will not be enough to have 15 men."
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"They must be the same 15 men I always have."
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"Please, Colonel Hogan!"
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"Schultz, don't be a bookkeeper."
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"No, but we're expecting him."
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"Only expecting?"
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"Colonel Hogan, how do I look?"
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"under my uniform."
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"I see nothing!"
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"( bell ringing )"
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"Roll call!"
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"Don't worry, Schultz."
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"We're expecting."
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"I can assure you, Colonel Burkhalter,"
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"everything is in the best of order."
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"We have never even had an escape here."
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"Herr Kommandant..."
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"Schultz!"
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"Not now."
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"you will want to make an escape of your own."
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"You are the senior officer of the prisoners?"
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"Colonel Hogan, U.S. Army Air Corps."
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"We will have your charges, Wagner."
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"This man is operating an underground apparatus"
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"so vast and so complicated"
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"Colonel, spies are notoriously unreliable."
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"Spy? He's not one of us?"
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"Too bad you didn't find it out sooner."
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"Directly below us, Herr Colonel,"
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"is a printing press"
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"turning out enough counterfeit money"
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"Impossible!"
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"I happen to have with me an excellent sample."
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"I had it right here."
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"What else did you find?"
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"Machine shops, steam rooms, barber shops."
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"Helga,"
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"a manicurist in an underground barber shop"
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"She's the one who was so nice on my last visit."
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"Yes, my Colonel."
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"In the future, you will be more careful"
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"with your facts, Wagner."
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"They make souvenir lighters there"
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"that they sell in Berlin."
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"Is that so?"
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"Klink, let me have one of your cigars."
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"Here. Have one of mine."
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"Proof, Herr Colonel."
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"They switched it!"
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"They're diabolical!"
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"Perhaps you had better show us the entrance"
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"Of course."
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"It's right under the water tower."
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"The tower is a fake."
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"Look, I pull the chain and..."
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"They have tricked us."
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"There is a man here who does not belong here, who has escaped in!"
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"( screams ) ( dogs barking )"
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"This is their truck!"
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"They smuggle things in and out with it!"
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"I will show you!"
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"Do you know what you think you are trying to do?"
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"Those dogs are killers!"
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"You will see!"
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"( shouting in German )"
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"I much regret, my dear Klink..."
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"A little time on the Eastern front"
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"will clear his head. Yeah."
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"Funf!"
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"Herr Kommandant, all prisoners present and accounted for."
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"Silence! Did I ask you?"
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"Why don't they trust us, Schultz?"
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"Back, back, back, back, back."
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"In the barracks, everybody, back, back, back."
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"( theme song playing )"
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"Vier!"
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"Oh, Schultz, Schultz."
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"Oh. Come on, hold me."
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"Now, then... now I'm all right."
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"Maybe if you could put the sun lamp in me room."
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"Z'ruck! Z'ruck!"
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"Funf!"
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"Sechs!"
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"Schultz."
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"Huh?"
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"You're gonna catch cold."
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"( growls )"
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"( Schultz growling )"
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"( nonsensical grumbling )"
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"Ow! Ooh!"
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"Ah, you're right where you should be, Lieutenant."
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"You're Carter?"
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"I just busted out of another prison camp."
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"Welcome to Camp 13. You're busting in. Gimme your jacket."
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"You don't know how long it took me"
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"to dig my way out of that other camp."
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"Getting in is much easier."
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"I'll tell you in a sec."
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"Vierzehn!"
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"Colonel Hogan,"
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"there's one prisoner missing."
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"Colonel Hogan, please."
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"Not again."
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"KLINK: Report!"
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"Report!"
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"Herr Kommandant, ich, ich..."
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"Nyeh!"
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"My dear Colonel Hogan."
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"I know the game."
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"You divert this dummkopf"
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"Herr Kommandant, have you no faith in human nature?"
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"No one escapes Camp 13."
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"Not now, not ever."
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"I keep forgetting."
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"Let loose the dogs."
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"( siren wailing )"
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"( dogs barking, siren wailing )"
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"Well, it's, uh, time to say goodnight."
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