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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - The Informer (S01E01)

"Dogs are on the way."
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"( barking )"
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"After I get clear."
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"Well, thanks a lot."
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"( barking )"
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"( siren wailing )"
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"Ah, Lieutenant."
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"Yes, sir."
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"You were with the 182nd, huh? Yes, sir."
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"How's old McNair doing?"
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"I thought everybody knew McNair."
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"No, sir. I never heard of him."
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"Say, look, Colonel, I'm... Ow!"
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"You moved."
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"What am I doing in this hokey suit?"
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"Blanket? Colonel..."
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"Vladimir comes from a long line of Moscow tailors."
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"Traveler's Aid Society."
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"You see, if we're going to get you back to London,"
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"Say, uh... how's Major Campbell doing?"
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"Nobody."
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"It's for security reasons"
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"just in case the Germans try"
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"to slip in a ringer on us."
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"You sent for me, Colonel?"
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"Oh, Newkirk. I'm glad you're here."
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"We're running a little bit behind time."
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"Pass the word around-- football game is off."
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"Oh, no, Colonel."
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"I was supposed to play fullback today."
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"Fullback? Now I know"
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"If the ruddy Krauts don't see a mob outside,"
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"Not if Commandant Klink calls it off."
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"Blimey, Colonel, if you could pull that off,"
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"you're a better magician than I am."
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"Excuse me, is that your watch?"
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"Newkirk used to be a headliner in London."
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"Oh, they loved me at the Palladium."
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"By the way, have an egg."
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"Sam, Sam, don't make the pants too long."
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"You! get out of here."
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"Well, you've got one of everything here."
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"We're still short a tenor for the glee club."
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"What happens to that fellow I changed clothes with--"
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"the one that got me in?"
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"Olsen? That's our outside man."
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"That's right."
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"What does he do when he's out there?"
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"We never ask him."
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"No, only Schultz will know, because he's our barracks guard."
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"You bribed him."
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"You see, if you're a different man,"
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"that means there's a man missing."
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"and if there's a man missing..."
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"Fantastic operation."
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"Hey, Colonel, the Kommandant"
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"wants to see you. He's got smoke"
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"coming out of both ears about last night."
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"Danke, Colonel."
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"Oh, I have not had nylons in months."
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"I understand there's a war on."
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"Herr Kommandant says you come in."
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"Herr Kommandant."
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"Sit down, please, please."
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"Yeah. Thank you."
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"Well, now, Hogan."
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"You expect to find me angry"
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"over last night's attempted escape, huh?"
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"No."
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"No?"
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"No, you're too big a man"
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"Oh."
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"Not at all."
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"Uh-uh. No more."
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"That surprises you, eh?"
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"Oh, beyond words."
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"Beyond words."
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"Now, I have tried reason."
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"The attempts persist."
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"I have tried the cooler."
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"They still persist."
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"Now I will show the iron hand, to the entire camp."
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"This is foolish!"
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"No one escapes from Camp 13."
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"Not last night, not tonight, not ever."
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"You know, that's true."
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"Then why do you persist?"
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"Well, let's put it this way."
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"You run a big operation here."
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"Guards, dogs, civilians, the whole thing, huh?"
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"That's right."
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"How many men would you need"
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"if we gave up trying to escape?"
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"Yeah. I mean, would they need"
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"a colonel as Kommandant?"
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"A captain could do it."
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"A sergeant."
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"I don't think they're gonna"
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"transfer you to the Russian front."
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"Rumors."
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"Aha!"
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"Schultz, the big mouth!"
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"Boy, you're clever."
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"What escape?"
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"Ah! Colonel Hogan."
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"Let me explain something to you."
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"I am of the old Prussian school, the Heidelberg aristocracy."
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"Now, we think different than the new order."
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"The entire camp must be punished."
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"All right, have it your way."
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"But can you do me one favor?"
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"What is it?"
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"Look out that window"
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"and tell me what you see."
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"Men with empty lives,"
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"but men, like yourself."
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"All I see is prisoners."
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"Look into their dreams."
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"A dream of playing today"
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