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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - The Informer (S01E01)

Ein!

"Ein!"

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Zwei!

"Zwei!"

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Drei!

"Drei!"

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I feel terrible, Schultz.

"I feel terrible, Schultz."

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But why?

"But why?"

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Funf...

"Funf..."

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to give the bird a chance to fly.

"to give the bird a chance to fly."

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Sound the alarm.

"Sound the alarm."

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Dogs?

"Dogs?"

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Good luck.

"Good luck."

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You just stand here-- they won't hurt you.

"You just stand here-- they won't hurt you."

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I hate it, Colonel, but... I'll do it.

"I hate it, Colonel, but... I'll do it."

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we need that game as a smoke screen.

"we need that game as a smoke screen."

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they'll know something's up.

"they'll know something's up."

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Well, now, does he come back in when I leave?

"Well, now, does he come back in when I leave?"

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Won't the guards know that I'm not Olsen?

"Won't the guards know that I'm not Olsen?"

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No. We don't have to do that.

"No. We don't have to do that."

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Oh, all right, Kinch.

"Oh, all right, Kinch."

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Ah, Hogan. Come in, come in, come in.

"Ah, Hogan. Come in, come in, come in."

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for that, Kommandant.

"for that, Kommandant."

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But you were surprised when the man was not put in solitary.

"But you were surprised when the man was not put in solitary."

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the entire camp will be punished.

"the entire camp will be punished."

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I will show you beyond words.

"I will show you beyond words."

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How many?

"How many?"

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A sergeant?

"A sergeant?"

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Don't worry.

"Don't worry."

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You've heard something?

"You've heard something?"

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Fritz?

"Fritz?"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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What else is there to see?

"What else is there to see?"

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Look closer, Kommandant.

"Look closer, Kommandant."

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There will be no football game today.

"There will be no football game today."

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Dismissed.

"Dismissed."

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New man?

"New man?"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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How you feeling?

"How you feeling?"

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Hey, uh, look, if you want anything,

"Hey, uh, look, if you want anything,"

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the coffee pot coming?

"the coffee pot coming?"

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All right. What's it for?

"All right. What's it for?"

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Ah. Swell.

"Ah. Swell."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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Your last, Kommandant.

"Your last, Kommandant."

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I thought Wagner was just another prisoner.

"I thought Wagner was just another prisoner."

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I-I was going to tell him later.

"I-I was going to tell him later."

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Colonel, why don't we get rid of this guy?

"Colonel, why don't we get rid of this guy?"

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All right, LeBeau.

"All right, LeBeau."

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Ah, Wagner, we were just talking about you.

"Ah, Wagner, we were just talking about you."

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We have taken a vote,

"We have taken a vote,"

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so you don't see where the tunnel entrance is.

"so you don't see where the tunnel entrance is."

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Come on, you, too.

"Come on, you, too."

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You, too, Wagner.

"You, too, Wagner."

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I am a fool.

"I am a fool."

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Here you go. That's it. That's it.

"Here you go. That's it. That's it."

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Careful. That's it.

"Careful. That's it."

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I don't want you to get the idea

"I don't want you to get the idea"

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Hottest item in Berlin right now.

"Hottest item in Berlin right now."

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will copy it and undersell us,

"will copy it and undersell us,"

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He's supposed to change the dogs

"He's supposed to change the dogs"

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Very convincing, too. It's stereo.

"Very convincing, too. It's stereo."

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Oh, come on. Cut it short, LeBeau.

"Oh, come on. Cut it short, LeBeau."

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She does a little moonlighting.

"She does a little moonlighting."

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Ready on your call, Colonel.

"Ready on your call, Colonel."

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Hello, Mama Bear. Hello, Mama Bear. This is Goldilocks.

"Hello, Mama Bear. Hello, Mama Bear. This is Goldilocks."

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Get me Sidney Carton.

"Get me Sidney Carton."

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Is Olsen back?

"Is Olsen back?"

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If any of what this man says is true,

"If any of what this man says is true,"

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as to stagger the imagination,

"as to stagger the imagination,"

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under the very nose of Colonel Klink.

"under the very nose of Colonel Klink."

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to destroy the economy of the Third Reich.

"to destroy the economy of the Third Reich."

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Schultz!

"Schultz!"

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Well?

"Well?"

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for prisoners?

"for prisoners?"

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Helga?

"Helga?"

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Machine shops, Herr Colonel.

"Machine shops, Herr Colonel."

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They even have shortwave sets down there

"They even have shortwave sets down there"

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to-to talk to submarines.

"to-to talk to submarines."

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They blindfolded me, but I was able to deduce its location.

"They blindfolded me, but I was able to deduce its location."

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A chain operates a trap door.

"A chain operates a trap door."

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Wait! Ask that truck!

"Wait! Ask that truck!"

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It's a phonograph record!

"It's a phonograph record!"

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Arrest that man!

"Arrest that man!"

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Vierzehn...

"Vierzehn..."

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Steam room?

"Steam room?"

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It's a necessity.

"It's a necessity."

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We import all of our food.

"We import all of our food."

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And a fat POW would give it away.

"And a fat POW would give it away."

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Then when you're ready for a trim...

"Then when you're ready for a trim..."

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Not a barber shop.

"Not a barber shop."

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Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

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( singing in French )

"( singing in French )"

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This man's got to be out of here in two hours

"This man's got to be out of here in two hours"

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as a German civilian.

"as a German civilian."

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But that's not him.

"But that's not him."

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It's not supposed to be him.

"It's not supposed to be him."

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All right.

"All right."

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Don't forget the manicure.

"Don't forget the manicure."

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Yeah. That's the Camp 13 touch.

"Yeah. That's the Camp 13 touch."

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No one's going to believe

"No one's going to believe"

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that a man with a manicure

"that a man with a manicure"

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is an escaped prisoner of war.

"is an escaped prisoner of war."

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But she's Klink's secretary!

"But she's Klink's secretary!"

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Two hours, Lieutenant.

"Two hours, Lieutenant."

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Right.

"Right."

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You're next, Wagner.

"You're next, Wagner."

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Look, I'd love to show you

"Look, I'd love to show you"

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around the rest of the place,

"around the rest of the place,"

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but I have to go call the submarine.

"but I have to go call the submarine."

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I'll be at the communications center.

"I'll be at the communications center."

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You mean there's more?

"You mean there's more?"

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Keeps us off the streets.

"Keeps us off the streets."

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All right, Kinch.

"All right, Kinch."

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Come in, Goldilocks. This is Mama Bear.

"Come in, Goldilocks. This is Mama Bear."

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That bowl of porridge-- it's getting too hot to hold.

"That bowl of porridge-- it's getting too hot to hold."

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Pick up three hours earlier.

"Pick up three hours earlier."

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Will do, Goldilocks.

"Will do, Goldilocks."

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Roger, over and out.

"Roger, over and out."

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Right.

"Right."

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Colonel Hogan...

"Colonel Hogan..."

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please do not play games.

"please do not play games."

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