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Clips from Devious Maids - Wiping Away the Past (S01E01)

"Oh, my God."
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"You have feelings for him."
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"And you're fat. So what?"
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"Well, this is delicious. Her heart beats."
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"Tell me more."
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"I'm serious, Adrian."
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"If you have any regard for me whatsoever,"
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"you will not involve him in your disgusting little hobby."
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"So the question is, do I have any regard for you?"
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"for his own middle-aged good."
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"The car's loaded. If there's anything else,"
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"you'll probably have to come back for it."
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"Nah, I'm good. This is just trash anyway."
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"Just let me throw it away, and we can get going."
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"Wait. Wait."
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"Why are you throwing that away?"
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"It's ruined."
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"It got ripped, see?"
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"Only along the seam."
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"Wh... You carry a sewing kit?"
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"I like to be prepared."
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"Not really."
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"Well, you don't have to. You have money."
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"Most people can't afford to throw a shirt away"
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"You must think I am spoiled rotten."
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"But not rotten."
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"Now take off your shirt."
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"(Huffs) Excuse me?"
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"I'm gonna want to see this on you."
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"I'll be done in a minute."
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"Maybe two minutes."
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"(Both chuckle)"
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"(Footsteps approach)"
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"I'm so sorry about what happened."
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"You know, it's one thing for Peri to yell at me."
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"But for her to raise her voice to you, that's inexcusable."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"I do. I see how hard you work."
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"You're the one that makes this house a home."
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"And I'm beyond grateful."
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"I understand you need some money"
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"to bring your son to America."
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"(Gasps)"
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"Oh."
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"(Crying) Thank you so, so much."
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"You're such a good man."
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"(Exhales)"
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"And you are an amazing woman."
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"Mm."
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"He had an erection?"
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"A boner."
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"Un salchichón de cemento."
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"What did you say?"
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"What could I say, "Congratulations"?"
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"I got outta there."
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"Congratulations?"
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"Ohh. He's very big."
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"How big?"
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"Uh..."
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"Like this?"
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"More like... (Gasps)"
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"- You lie. - Oh, my..."
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"- I swear. - Can we put the produce away?"
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"(Singsongy) The gardener's staring."
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"So this money, he just gave it to you?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"When rich men give poor women that kind of money,"
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"they usually expect something in return."
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"No. Mr. Spence is not like that."
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"Are you sure? I mean, he did have his... cucumber"
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"jammed into your thigh."
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"No! I need it for Miguel."
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"Just make it clear that he's not getting anything in return."
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"We're maids."
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"(Chuckles)"
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"(Exhales) I don't know."
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"(Clicks tongue) Where am I supposed to get a boyfriend?"
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"(Pants) Sam!"
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"Guess who just called me."
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"Who?"
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"Yeah."
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"He's their producer. And he wants to meet with me."
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"Wow. That's... huge."
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"I sent out like a hundred demos."
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"This is my first "yes.""
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"(Singsongy) And it's Barry freakin' Soto!"
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"(Laughs)"
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"He wants to meet with me tomorrow at noon."
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"Congratulations. (Chuckles)"
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"So I was thinking maybe you can drive me there."
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"What?"
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"You know, in the car."
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"First of all, this is not a car."
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"And second of all, no."
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"It's all the way across town. Come on, Sam."
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"Sure, then on the way home,"
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"because when Odessa finds out, she's gonna fire my ass."
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"Ugh!"
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"(Object clatters)"
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"(Singsongy) Sam..."
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"(Normal voice) What if I did go to dinner with you?"
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"because it would ruin your life?"
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"Well, in my defense, when I said that,"
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"I didn't need anything from you."
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"So you admit you're just using me."
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"Yes."
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"(Exhales deeply)"
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"We should leave by 11:00 to beat the traffic."
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"Aah! Thank you!"
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"(Carmen laughs)"
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"So we don't know how she found out"
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"All we can be sure of is that Olivia is now aware"
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"of your wife's... former profession."
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"We're going to move."
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"What?"
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"My law firm has an office in New York."
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"Exactly."
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"Friends? What friends?"
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"Well, you know. Everyone at the country club."
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"They're only nice to us because I'm a successful lawyer"
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