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Clips from Devious Maids - Wiping Away the Past (S01E01)

What the heck is kohlrabi?

"What the heck is kohlrabi?"

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It's a German turnip.

"It's a German turnip."

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(Sighs)

"(Sighs)"

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Oh, you don't have to worry about that.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that."

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He is, isn't he?

"He is, isn't he?"

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(Lowered voice) Is that Olivia?

"(Lowered voice) Is that Olivia?"

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(Lowered voice) What am I gonna do?

"(Lowered voice) What am I gonna do?"

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And now she has.

"And now she has."

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(Lowered voice) It's okay. I got your back.

"(Lowered voice) It's okay. I got your back."

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but I've been wanting to talk to you.

"but I've been wanting to talk to you."

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Anyway, I hope you can forgive me.

"Anyway, I hope you can forgive me."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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See, here's the problem.

"See, here's the problem."

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when I use that word.

"when I use that word."

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He's here.

"He's here."

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(Kisses) How was your flight from Savannah?

"(Kisses) How was your flight from Savannah?"

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Can't you have it delivered?

"Can't you have it delivered?"

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Well, that would take all day, and I need it now.

"Well, that would take all day, and I need it now."

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I found a new wrinkle.

"I found a new wrinkle."

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because you are about to do me the sweetest of favors.

"because you are about to do me the sweetest of favors."

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Who has a better time than we do?

"Who has a better time than we do?"

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I'll ask around.

"I'll ask around."

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He's all yours.

"He's all yours."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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You ever get hungry?

"You ever get hungry?"

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Let's say we go to dinner. I continue to like you.

"Let's say we go to dinner. I continue to like you."

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It turns out that you can dance,

"It turns out that you can dance,"

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But those are good-looking kids, right?

"But those are good-looking kids, right?"

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¿Que tal, Rosita?

"¿Que tal, Rosita?"

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That will cost hundreds of dollars.

"That will cost hundreds of dollars."

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This is why you should learn to save.

"This is why you should learn to save."

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Seriously. You could have what you need in a few months.

"Seriously. You could have what you need in a few months."

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I thought maybe you'd want to help.

"I thought maybe you'd want to help."

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You're blackmailing me.

"You're blackmailing me."

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I'm calling your bluff, señorita.

"I'm calling your bluff, señorita."

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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The closest I got was a diner

"The closest I got was a diner"

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tells me he has a lot of lonely, rich friends.

"tells me he has a lot of lonely, rich friends."

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on just one simple question?

"on just one simple question?"

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(Sighs)

"(Sighs)"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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So we're at dinner, and Sheila looks up and says,

"So we're at dinner, and Sheila looks up and says,"

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That is how my wife decided to end 20 years of marriage.

"That is how my wife decided to end 20 years of marriage."

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It is her loss, my darling.

"It is her loss, my darling."

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No one ever thought she deserved you.

"No one ever thought she deserved you."

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(Chuckles) Meaning what, nightclubs, singles bars?

"(Chuckles) Meaning what, nightclubs, singles bars?"

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Mm. Well...

"Mm. Well..."

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Perhaps.

"Perhaps."

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If you don't mind, I've been up since 4:00 A.M. Eastern time.

"If you don't mind, I've been up since 4:00 A.M. Eastern time."

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Go on. Take a little nap.

"Go on. Take a little nap."

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I know what you're planning, and I said no.

"I know what you're planning, and I said no."

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Our agreement doesn't give you veto power.

"Our agreement doesn't give you veto power."

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Oh, don't be stupid.

"Oh, don't be stupid."

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Yes, you do. I can see it.

"Yes, you do. I can see it."

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Damn it, Adrian.

"Damn it, Adrian."

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Don't corrupt him just to hurt me.

"Don't corrupt him just to hurt me."

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I'm gonna introduce Maxwell Rose to wanton carnality

"I'm gonna introduce Maxwell Rose to wanton carnality"

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The fact that it will hurt you is just a bonus.

"The fact that it will hurt you is just a bonus."

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That's nothing. I can fix that in two seconds.

"That's nothing. I can fix that in two seconds."

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(Remi) Wow.

"(Remi) Wow."

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That is amazing.

"That is amazing."

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Seriously. I wouldn't know how to do that.

"Seriously. I wouldn't know how to do that."

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(Exhales) Right.

"(Exhales) Right."

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I think you're spoiled.

"I think you're spoiled."

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Hey there. You got a sec?

"Hey there. You got a sec?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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I hope this helps.

"I hope this helps."

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Mr. Spence...

"Mr. Spence..."

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It's a gift, from me to you.

"It's a gift, from me to you."

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Peri doesn't need to know.

"Peri doesn't need to know."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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...this.

"...this."

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Are you sure his intentions were... honorable?

"Are you sure his intentions were... honorable?"

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Maybe you shouldn't take the money.

"Maybe you shouldn't take the money."

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The only thing we polish is their silver.

"The only thing we polish is their silver."

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Tell him you have a boyfriend.

"Tell him you have a boyfriend."

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Do you like Gloria Estefan, Enrique Iglesias?

"Do you like Gloria Estefan, Enrique Iglesias?"

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You have no idea.

"You have no idea."

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It's a Rolls-Royce.

"It's a Rolls-Royce."

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I can't take a bus. (Sighs)

"I can't take a bus. (Sighs)"

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we can stop at the unemployment office,

"we can stop at the unemployment office,"

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Didn't you just tell me you'd never go on a date with me

"Didn't you just tell me you'd never go on a date with me"

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or if she's told anyone else.

"or if she's told anyone else."

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They will make room for me.

"They will make room for me."

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But we don't know anyone in New York.

"But we don't know anyone in New York."

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They're really not our friends.

"They're really not our friends."

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I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm trying to protect you.

"I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm trying to protect you."

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Mr. Stafford,

"Mr. Stafford,"

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I don't think so.

"I don't think so."

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Fine. We'll take her with us.

"Fine. We'll take her with us."

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Yeah, but I-I...

"Yeah, but I-I..."

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She told me how she feels about Remi...

"She told me how she feels about Remi..."

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How she's loved him all these years from afar.

"How she's loved him all these years from afar."

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Because I don't want to see my daughter's heart get broken.

"Because I don't want to see my daughter's heart get broken."

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You can't still be holding on to that.

"You can't still be holding on to that."

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After all these years?

"After all these years?"

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He met someone else.

"He met someone else."

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Please tell Remi he is not to go near Valentina.

"Please tell Remi he is not to go near Valentina."

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He's starting to really like her.

"He's starting to really like her."

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Uh... sure.

"Uh... sure."

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(Exhales)

"(Exhales)"

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I can't move to New York.

"I can't move to New York."

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Personal reasons.

"Personal reasons."

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And I've become very fond of her.

"And I've become very fond of her."

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She is special, isn't she?

"She is special, isn't she?"

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for the ladies who lunch.

"for the ladies who lunch."

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Friends.

"Friends."

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After you chose Sheila.

"After you chose Sheila."

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Well, you just remember that

"Well, you just remember that"

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when you meet this friend of Adrian's.

"when you meet this friend of Adrian's."

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Hello, Mr. Spence.

"Hello, Mr. Spence."

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and everything is going really good.

"and everything is going really good."

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We?

"We?"

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So Raul has a favor to ask you,

"So Raul has a favor to ask you,"

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He saw you hug me yesterday,

"He saw you hug me yesterday,"

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Jealous?

"Jealous?"

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I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

"I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

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♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

"♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh"

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So I was gonna try to put the hook

"So I was gonna try to put the hook"

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