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Clips from Community - Contemporary American Poultry (S01E01)

"Because he won't listen to reason."
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"Won't listen to your reason."
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"Why should he? Jeff's so not..."
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"Streets ahead."
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"You want to boss me around?"
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"Get me an entourage."
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"Get Troy a monkey."
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"That's what a real boss does."
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"Yes."
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"We probably shouldn't even be talking to him"
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"Without checking with Abed."
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"I'm already trying him."
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"He's not picking up. What did you do with him?"
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"I don't believe what greedy sellouts"
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"You people turned out to be."
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"I'm not gonna stand here and be ignored."
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"Shh! Voicemail."
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"Hey, Abed."
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"Jeff says you're not listening to him."
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"Does that mean we shouldn't listen to him either?"
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"Oh, also, should we make special jackets"
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"For our crime family?"
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"Like, blazers with chicken finger patches."
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"That's it!"
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"- Ooh! - Abed!"
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"Look, I'm walking out this door right now."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- For real. - Good."
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"- I'm not gonna look back. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Good-bye. - Good-bye!"
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"Abed!"
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"Anybody need anything?"
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"Oh, everything. You look handsome."
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"I like everything about you now, Abed."
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"I want a new hairdresser though."
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"Yeah, I got you fired."
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"You deserved it."
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"Maybe. Maybe not."
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"The question is: What do they deserve?"
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"Key to the kitchen."
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"There's a valve on the back of the chicken fryer"
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"That's not made anymore."
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"The fryer wouldn't work..."
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"Forever."
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"How petty do you think I am?"
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"Jeff leaving the family didn't turn out to be a problem."
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"Okay, I think we're set for the quiz."
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"- Yep. - See you guys in class."
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"Oh, wait. Before you go."
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"- Oh, free notebooks. - Here."
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"But the family's success started to go to their heads."
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"No, sorry."
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"It's okay."
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"- Abed? - Yeah?"
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"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"Sure."
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"We have a situation."
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"Show him your license."
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"Travis is his middle name."
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"I go by Travis."
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"No, you go by the door."
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"See you, Travis."
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"- Abed? - Yep?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"My monkey hates this caviar."
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"Troy, isn't that--"
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"They were spoiled, fat, lazy."
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"I'd given them everything and somehow"
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"I'd lost their respect."
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"I did what I thought Jeff would do."
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"I sent them a message."
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"What is that?"
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"I think it might be a backpack"
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"These were the bad times."
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"- There he is. - Jeff."
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"- Jeff! - Jeff!"
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"- Jeff! - Jeff!"
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"Abed killed my backpack."
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"And I caught him stuffing my man"
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"Full of chicken and Tyler Perry has a whole series of movies"
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"About why that's wrong."
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"That little arab is off his rocker."
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"Annie's boobs could be on the side of the road."
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"Look what Abed did to my hair."
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"I feel terrible for all of you."
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"Wait, no, I don't, because I warned you"
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"About all this, but you were so high"
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"On your backpacks and hairstyles"
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"You accused me of being jealous."
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"You were right. But what can we do?"
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"I'm sorry, you brushed over that first part."
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"Together."
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"You were right."
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"Now what you can do is go home"
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"Wouldn't that make it seem like I was right?"
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"It's not gonna be reversed because you're the one who--"
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"I guess I'll have to take him out."
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"Poor little guy."
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"Oh, good. That's nice."
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"Abed."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Making tater tots."
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"You were right, people got sick of chicken."
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"But I was close."
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"I just need a new food, a new system."
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"I'm gonna experiment with jalapeno poppers next"
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"And then zucchini zircles. I don't get it."
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"They replaced the "c" in circle with a "z" for zucchini."
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"No, no, I mean, why are you here?"
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"You said you were close?"
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"What were you close to?"
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"To the group?"
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"Please don't do a special episode about me."
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"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it."
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"Everyone else needs my help."
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"That's what people don't get,"
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"I just need to be able to connect to people like you can,"
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"And then I can make everyone happy"
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"Like you do."
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"Do you know why I'm here?"
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