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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I'll take my sandwich in the study."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ach, he's so delusional. Well, I'm late for my pedicure."
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"- You're all invited. - Cool! Can we wear our uniforms?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, wait till you hearwho pulled some strings to get us into the Yankee locker room."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Look, boys. Perennial All-Star, DerekJeter."
American Dad! (2005)
"Tell me it was in our bed, and he was wearing my tie as a headband..."
American Dad! (2005)
"and-and you grabbed the tie to gain leverage..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stop overreacting."
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"Stan Smith is my dad."
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"Guess I should have used the formal usted."
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"## [ Humming: "Take Me Out To the Ball Game" ]"
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"Except that looks like grape. And you only chew original."
American Dad! (2005)
"No, I'm sorry. Sorry I'm not the son you want me to be!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I got beat up by a taco."
American Dad! (2005)
"Braces? You've got to be kidding!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Once again, he sent a note in the same mysterious language."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes. It's a sad sightwhen Americans turn against Americans."
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"Wait a second."
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"I'm telling the president on you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Fine. I'll helpyou."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, in this one, the cyber-terrorist says..."
American Dad! (2005)
""Your moneywill come to a grinding halt and all because of society's fault.""
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"and you can tell everyone that you exist and that I'm not crazy."
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"Oh, God, thankyou. Thankyou! You're coming back?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Every thinking, rational person knows that Luke Skywalker..."
American Dad! (2005)
"And you cannot shoot what you cannot see. Ha!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, the credit should go to Steve. He's the real hero."
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"Just shut up and get me back to my attic."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's different this time, Ilene! He's here!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Bye-bye. Seeyou soon."
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"you have to see it done up close by professionals."
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"Uh, Steve, you were supposed to go on a mission with us tomorrow?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Wow! They sure can run, can't they?"
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"I bet ifyou let me inside your hard shell, I'd find a lump ofsoft meat."
American Dad! (2005)
"But I-l already had braces when I was a kid."
American Dad! (2005)
"Or as we say at the agency, T.O.- No. No, wait."
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"By destroying modern infrastructures..."
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"Oh, Hayley, theywon't notice I'm not Francine. They're 1 3."
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"No!"
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"- Nice hit, Son!"
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"Wow. Seriously, l have no idea what that's about."
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-"
American Dad! (2005)
"- There. Now say something."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dam n it! There's a maniac out there jeopardizing the security of our nation!"
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"Yeah, he's amazing."
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"Why do they always set the rear brackets too tight?"
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"I'm just glad you learned to finally appreciate me forwho I am."
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"- I've been waiting all year for this! - Yeah!"
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"So whywould Dan Vebber become a cyber-terrorist?"
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"Hey, I'm Roger. Nice to meetyou. Nanu nanu."
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"It looks like a strand of Big League chew."
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"It's a sci-fi convention."
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"I've never seen this language before."
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"Hayley, I'm a social creature. I need to mingle."
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"- Uh, Steve! - How was your day?"
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"- You're lucky I'm wearing myvest. - Your attention, please."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I'm Agent Scully. - Excellent. Follow me."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, that guywas a real jerk."
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"Steve, how would you like to go to the Yankee-Oriole game tomorrow?"
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"- What's your reading, Chekov?"
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"My son loves his cars."
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"- We've landed. Gentlemen, reveal uniforms."
American Dad! (2005)
"ofthe original, non-special-edition Star Wars Trilogy."
American Dad! (2005)
"This is the underwear PeterJackson wore while editing The Frighteners."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Nice work, Son."
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"Did I say thrill? I meant fear."
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"Sandwiches for my big sluggers."
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"No!"
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"- Stan, stop grinding yourteeth."
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"Not a drop of rain in all ofChristendom."
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"- But- - Not even to watch."
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"# Goodmorning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Scott here is, uh, pretty good at the J um ble."
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"Yep. Steve's an absolute warrior."
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"What? No! No, that can't be!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, everyone. I'm Steve Smith, Stan Smith's son."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, I'm sorry, all right? I'm weak! I have needs!"
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"Doctor, I've paid my dues."
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"All of our living code breakers are absolutely stumped."
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"- All right! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"and throwyour corpse in the fires of Lake Piracima!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Then let's go! And way to save precious seconds by abbreviating science fiction as sci-fi."
American Dad! (2005)
"Want me to Irish up that coffee foryou?"
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"And you're gonna see him! And the boys are gonna see him!"
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"#Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"- Way to go, Son. - Thanks, Dad."
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"Hey, pizza face! Here comes a delivery!"
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