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Clips from The Young Ones - Oil (S01E01)

"- You're not dressed for it. - What?"
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"All right, I won't stand on convention."
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"- That'll be a fiver for the room. - 5 to get in my own room?!"
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"What, have you turned it into a roller disco?"
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"Uncanny!"
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"Look, do you mind all just going, please?"
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"Sorry to be a party pooper, but I want get undressed."
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"Look, man. Either strut your stuff or bog off!"
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"Watch it! Watch it!"
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"And I was at Violet's funeral."
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"This little Herbert has been bothering the gentlemen and ladies,"
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"whilst they were shaking their booties, know what I mean?"
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"Gentle, Slobber, I don't want the punters getting upset."
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"Mike, you bastard!"
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"(NEIL) Next time, throw the paper out, too, Vyvyan!"
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"- Neil, help! - I can't, Rick."
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"Because now is the time to finish painting my astrological chart."
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"That'll do, Slobber. That'll do."
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"I'm sorry. If I was to make an exception, who'd respect me then?"
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"I'm going to call the pigs, actually. See what they'll say."
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"Wise up, Rick, this world is like a burnt steak."
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"You're always so pleased with yourself! So bloody clever!"
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"Yeah. I've arranged for you to share Neil's bedroom."
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"What?! I'm not sharing a room with that rubber johnny!"
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"I tossed a coin for the bed, and you lost!"
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"Completely fair, ask Mike. So shut up!"
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"What? What did you just say?"
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"- You just called me a bastard. - No."
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"Urgh! Why are your sheets all sticky?"
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"- It's probably just the red paint. - But... Aaargh!"
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"OK, Neil?"
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"It may seem heavy-handed for �1.50, but I expect to get my loans back."
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"(VYVYAN) I've struck oil! We're gonna be rich! I found oil in the cellar."
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"Spill the beans, Vyv."
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"It's very simple. I was playing Murder in the Dark in the cellar."
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"I was getting bored, so I thought, I'll crack the floor with my head."
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"Then, this huge spurt of oil came out."
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"This could be very big. Family-size."
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"- Tonight we sleep on it. - What? All four on one spurt?"
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"Neil? I want that �1.50 by Wednesday or another moose dies."
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"Dear me, Mum. I know our job is to serve the young gentlemen."
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"So he should, Lucy, for we love it."
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"the mind-numbing servility and the 18-hour day,"
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"and we expect no reward but a staircase over our heads."
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"The personal abuse is our lot, and the further back you go, the better."
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"Now, everyone, the masters are coming to beat us."
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"Not a peep out of you, or you'll have me to answer to!"
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"Tsk!"
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"Strange that Mike wants a meeting in here. I've never been here before."
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"That's because this is where we keep the cleaning stuff."
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"No, it's because we only moved in here yesterday!"
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"I'm surprised anyone except me knows this place even exists."
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"Because although to you lot I seem to have as much importance as..."
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"Erm... As a...?"
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"- A hippie! - A hippie."
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"- It's me that does all the cleaning. - Moan, moan, boring!"
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"What? A little bit? All right..."
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"- House meeting. - This IS a house meeting!"
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"Late! We're only on time because you kept me awake all night ringing bells."
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"Listen, man, sleep gives you cancer. Everyone knows that."
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"Listen, do you know the difference between you and some Number Twos?"
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"Nothing!"
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"- Oh, stop crying! - I've got dust in my sinuses."
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"That'll teach you to stop skiving on the cleaning!"
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"- Oh, no... - What?"
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"- I'm gonna sneeze. - Neil, no!"
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"- I am. I always do. - No!"
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"Sorry about that, it always happens."
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"Stop the insurgence!"
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"I'll teach you to try and assassinate the President."
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"El Presidente!"
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"Who's been sticking chewing gum on the floor?"
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"- Silence. - Silence!"
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"- Gentlemen, good morning. - Good morning."
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"Glad you all made it, 'cause if not, you wouldn't be here."
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"- Why were you in the broom cupboard? - Good question!"
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"For a house meeting."
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"Because Colonel Vyvyan and I had a house meeting 15 minutes ago."
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"I'm afraid, under the new regulations,"
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"non-attendance is punishable by death."
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"Ha-ha-ha! Death!"
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"I'd overlook this, but unfortunately you are responsible"
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"for certain other criminal activity."
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"- Namely loitering with intent... - Good one!"
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"..conspiring in the broom cupboard..."
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"Brilliant!"
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"However, I, El Presidente..."
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"Viva El Presidente!"
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"I'm prepared to offer a free amnesty, if you behave"
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"and go down to the cellar and dig up the oil."
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"Fascist junta!"
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"You do want to be incredibly rich, don't you?"
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"Yes, but why can't you dig as well?"
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"- That is fab, Rick. - Fab!"
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"So what do I say to the Saudis?"
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"You wouldn't have a tin of Swarfega about the palace, your mightiness?"
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"Wise up, he'd chop my hands off!"
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"Don't say that about the Arabs, you'll get us into trouble."
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"Your magnificence."
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"The British Foreign Secretary has arrived,"
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"of our alleged cruelty."
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"I will see him now."
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"Which bit of him would you like to see first?"
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"(BONE SPLINTERS) Sorry, Vyv."
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"That's OK, Neil."
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"You all right, Vyvyan?"
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"Vyvyan?"
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"Great!"
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"This is it! I've waited two hours."
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"- It's a revolution! - What do you mean, revolution?"
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"Revolution, blood runs, flags wave."
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"Come on, run into the Winter Palace... Winter Palace,"
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"and stand on tables waving bits of paper at each other."
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"Are you the Tsar? Yes, I am, actually."
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"Yes, yes, Neil. Listen, I've got everything ready."
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"In ten minutes, there'll be a rock 'n' roll benefit in our room."
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"Right at the climax, the oppressed working classes of this house,"
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"that's you, mainly,"
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"will rise up and seize control of the state."
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"Brilliant! Revolution!"
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