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Clips from The Young Ones - Oil (S01E01)

"- I wish they wouldn't do that. - It's passage of time, Rick."
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"Who are you? I wanna watch ''Postman Pat''."
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"The band, Radical Posture."
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"And my name's Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad"
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"Glorious Five-Year Plan Sputnik Tractor"
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"Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski."
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"Dad was a bit of a communist, know what I mean?"
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"You're the spitting image of our landlord, Jerzei."
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"Yeah, he's my uncle, actually."
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"That's incredible! You're as like as two peas."
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"It's the sort of vegetablist comment you'd expect from a dictator."
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"Well, this is it. The rock 'n' roll benefit for the oppressed workers..."
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"Hi, Mike... What are you doing here?"
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"Never mind me, who are they?"
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"Oh, blimey!"
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"Search me. Perhaps they're friends who've just popped in to..."
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"..play a rehearsal or something."
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"- Want to go and lie down? - I think I'd better."
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"Great!"
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"Hi, Sputnik."
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"Or can I call you Comrade?"
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"You know the plan? At the peak of the gig..."
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"..you incite the masses, and we burn the Reichstag."
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"Stuff the revolution, where's my 200 quid?"
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"Er...yeah."
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"I better sell some tickets, hadn't I?"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Tickets!"
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"Anybody?"
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"Probably stuck in a queue or something!"
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"Neil...did you actually pay to get in?"
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"No, I'm the oppressed workers, remember?"
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"Yes, but this is a benefit gig."
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"The tickets are �200 each."
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"200? That's nearly a term's grant."
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"This benefit is for you. In aid of you. To help you."
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"I've only got 50p."
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"That'll have to do."
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"Whoa! Yeah!"
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"I'm feeling really, whoa! OK, yeah. You feeling OK, right!"
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"Whoa! All right, yeah!"
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"This is funky, like one big empty room here, yeah!"
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"Whoa! All right! OK!"
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"We're gonna do a number recently in the charts about racial harmony."
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"About black and white people living in harmony together on pianos!"
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"but I know that pianos aren't gonna solve nothing, know what I mean?"
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"One thing unites us, that we all have in common,"
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"what is it, that one thing?"
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"# It's not class or ideology Colour, creed or roots"
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"# Dr Marten gave boots to the world So that everybody could be free"
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"# They're classless, matchless Waterproof and retail for only �19.99"
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"# Soon everyone'll be wearing Those boots with the airflow soles"
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"# Your boots will have a meeting And your boots will take control"
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"# Thanks to Dr Marten Everybody moves to one beat"
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"# Thanks to Dr Marten They'll be dancing in the street"
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"# Now, don't you want me?"
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"# OK, boots, do your stuff"
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"# Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's boots"
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"# Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's boots! #"
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"What happened to the revolution?"
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"God! You'd think ''Devil Woman'' had never been written!"
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"What are you two doing? You should be digging for oil."
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"You realise all this loafing around has cost us one day of being rich."
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"What?"
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"Goodness! Is that the time?"
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"By the way, it was a complete lie about the oil."
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"The only thing left is the teapot, and that's filthy."
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"I haven't got six pairs of hands. I wish I had, but I haven't."
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"And you've broken my favourite plate!"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, dear, yes, Lucy. We love it."
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"I might be a bit stupid, like,"
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"Boring! Don't you has-beens read the NME?"
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"(RICK) What for?"
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"Whoa! OK, yeah. Great to be here at this benefit!"
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"# Oh, my darling, can't you see?"
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"Suppose we'll have to cook our own supper."
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"Here they are, El Presidente!"
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"Right! This is it!"
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"Just because you do a little bit of housework!"
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"- Impossible. - Impossible!"
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"(BANGING AND CRASHING)"
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"Ha! Missed both my legs!"
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"You know, I just love your English beetles."
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"BANG! BANG! Tough luck, fascist!"
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"I hate that expression. It's so patronising."
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"And you won't even pay for it. How self-centred! 200!"
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"- Didn't! - Did!"
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"- I didn't. - Did!"
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"Help! We're sinking! We're sinking!"
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"That's right, Neil, yes! Lounge around, have a good time!"
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"We burn Mike's room, anyway. And then, hey, presto! Revolution!"
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"I was here first!"
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"Aaaargh!"
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"All right, Neil, shut up."
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"But I'm sure young Master Neil do treat us rough."
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"..damaging police equipment."
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"Hello, King Faud, I've got a sample of oil for you...all over my shirt."
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