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Clips from The Young Ones - Oil (S01E01)

"- You haven't done a thing! - Sorry, Vyvyan."
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"Considering none of you helped me unpack or do anything,"
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"and considering I'm not feeling very well today actually,"
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"no, it's not ready."
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"Oh, wow, I have!"
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"Yes...yeah!"
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"Yeah, of course. Yeah!"
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"I've got six pairs of hands! Look, it's amazing!"
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"Neil, where's that emergency tin of spaghetti hoops we brought?"
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"Rick, Rick! You're gonna freak, man!"
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"You haven't even made the tea, Neil!"
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"Neil?"
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"Brilliant! I'll have to make my own bloody tea!"
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"Rick, come and look at this! You're gonna freak!"
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"(GENIE) Aaargh!"
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"I've got six pairs of hands! I'm Krishna!"
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"Dear, oh, dear. You'd do anything to impress me."
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"Where's Vyvyan?"
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"Vyvyan!"
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"- Could I have a word with you? - No."
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"Just a little piece of information."
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"Why did you throw the toilet out of the window?"
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"- To lower the rent. - Yes, of course. Stupid old me!"
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"Just one other thing. What are you talking about?"
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"Now we can go to the rent tribunal. You pay less for an outside lavvy."
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"Really? Well, I don't believe you."
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"You did it on purpose 'cause you know I've a runny bottom."
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"Is Neil gonna make the supper or not?"
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"You better ask him that! I'm a bit more interested in my bottom!"
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"Neil! Neil! Let's not beat about the bush..."
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"Will you make supper, or shall I kick your teeth in?"
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"- Where you going with that sack? - Nowhere."
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"We should take all our washing when we go to the launderette."
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"What about the People's Charter we drew up?"
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"Right, laundry..."
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"Right..."
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"None of the guys, no matter what,"
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"not even if they've been eaten by wild dogs..."
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"That's my clause!"
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"..shall go to the launderette, without collecting everyone's gear."
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"Clause 83."
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"- Except for Mike. Sorry. - That's all right."
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"I'm not going to the launderette, I'm going to the cellar...with a stiff."
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"Know what I mean?"
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"Well, that's fair enough, then."
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"He gets worse by the minute."
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"At least he's not doing the washing."
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"Neil, I'll give you three seconds to make supper, starting now!"
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"One!"
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"- What do you fancy, Vyv? - Three! Where's my supper?"
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"It's not quite finished yet, actually..."
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"While we starve to death! Beatnik!"
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"- What was that? - What?"
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"Nothing."
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"My mind's beginning to play tricks with me."
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"I thought we were lying on a raft just now."
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"You should take it easy."
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"You must be working too hard."
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"- Bloody hot, isn't it? - It is."
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"Relax. We're not sinking. We're not sinking."
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"I'll get some fresh air in here."
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"(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)"
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"Oh, that's better."
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"Er...?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"Nothing, nothing."
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"Can you swim at all?"
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"What?!"
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"- I was just wondering. - Wondering?"
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"I wondered if you'd swim to the chemists"
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"and get me something for my hallucinations."
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"Have you had one, too?"
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"Either that or the whole town has flooded."
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"No..."
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"You're right, we've been working too hard."
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"I haven't had a holiday for over a year."
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"What about this?"
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"You what?"
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"This, a holiday?"
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"Two weeks in a cellar under a lightbulb?!"
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"- Well, it was all I could get. - All you could get!"
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"Check and see if that really was an hallucination outside."
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"How'd you get here?"
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"You'd have to ask my parents, they wouldn't tell me."
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"Would you mind looking after my buddy?"
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"All right, so it was a bad joke. But then death isn't funny!"
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"This is revolting!"
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"It's amazing what you can come up with with just flour and water."
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"Yeah...glue!"
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"What is that little white dot?"
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"Oh, very clever!"
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"Must be a really old telly."
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"What, hippie?"
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"Look, it's a sign, that little white dot."
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"It means something really heavy."
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"It's time to go to bed."
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"I'm going upstairs now to finish my astrological star chart."
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"Has anyone ever been even slightly interested"
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"in anything you ever say or do, Neil?"
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"Oh... Are you going to bed, Vyvyan?"
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"No. I'm gonna watch the dot for a bit longer."
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"Wish we had a video, then I could watch it in the morning."
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"Oh, well. Nightie-night!"
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"(ANNOUNCER) And dont forget to unplug your set."
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"- Why? (ANNOUNCER) Cause itll blow up."
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"Great!"
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"It's never gonna blow up."
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"I think I'll play ''Murder in the Dark''."
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"But for me, it's the sport that matters."
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"- Neil, can you throw my ball back? - Oh...OK."
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"(WINDOW SMASHING)"
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"Howzat?!"
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"Aaargh!"
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"Aaargh!"
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"Aaargh! Who's been using my toothpaste?"
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"Vyv was typing and used it as Tippex."
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"Bastard!"
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"- Why are you outside my room? - There's only the floor to sit on."
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"Very funny! It's clever to laugh when three million people are on the dole?"
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"Move away, I want to get in my room."
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