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Clips from Seinfeld - The Caddy (S07E07)

"- Really, you're getting that good? - Oh, I'm the real deal."
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"- What are those, cotton pants? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Here's what you do. You bring a lightweight jacket."
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"That way, the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater."
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"All right. We'll see you later."
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"- Yeah, we'll see you. - See you."
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"- Stan the Caddy. - Stan the Caddy."
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"Elaine?"
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"Hi."
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"Oh, great. It's the bra/ess wonder."
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"I was thinking, That woman looks like Elaine Benes."
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"- Just been hanging out. - I see."
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"- I'd love it if you came by. - Oh, tomorrow."
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"- I don't know if I can. - No?"
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"- No, I'm just really, really busy. - Oh, that's too bad."
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"- George. - Mr. Wilhelm."
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"I'm sorry to interrupt you, but Mr. Steinbrenner and I..."
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"...want you to know we appreciate all the hours you've been putting in."
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"Oh, and confidentially..."
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"...Sozonkel, assistant to the general manager, hasn't been working out..."
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"...and the boss thinks you're the man for the job."
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"Assistant to the general manager! Do you know what that means?"
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"Trades, Jerry. I'm a heartbeat away."
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"I can't understand why they haven't won a pennant in 15 years."
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"See, Steinbrenner is, like, the first guy in at the crack of dawn."
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"He sees my car. He figures I'm the first guy in."
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"Then the /ast person to /eave is Wi/he/m."
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"- Hey. - Hey. How you doing?"
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"- She moved here last year. - Sounds familiar."
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"The heiress to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune?"
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"- You mentioned her. - Yes. I ran into her today."
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"...worn a bra."
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"- That is shameless. - Well, she's disgusting. She's a pig."
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"- It's rude. - All right. There's no point."
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"- Come on. Come on. We're sorry. - We're only kidding."
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"You don't understand. See, she hasn't changed at all."
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"She stole my boyfriend when I was in high school."
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"I was at this party, and I was dating this rea//y cute guy."
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"His name was Tom Cos/ey, by the way."
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"And she goes wa/king by in this /itt/e f/oozy outfit..."
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"Her birthday's coming up, see? So I decided to get her a little present."
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"- What are you gonna get her? - A very traditional..."
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"...a very supportive..."
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"...brassiere."
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"- There's nothing subtle about that. - No, no, she might just think it's a gift."
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"Hey."
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"Her parents rebuilt the cabin."
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"So you're just taking off from work?"
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"Yeah, well, they won't know. I got the car there."
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"All right. Send her in."
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"...so I thought I'd stop in and thank you for your lovely gift."
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"It's not a top."
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"Oh, I know."
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"Thanks again."
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"- Where'd you get that? - It was on the windshield..."
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"...when we came out of that rest stop."
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"- Hello. - Hey, hey, it's George."
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"Last time you had me throwing bread up three floors to you."
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"Now you want me to go to the Bronx..."
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"...take fliers off your car. Where does it end?"
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"...on George's car? - Sure."
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"- I could have said just about anything. - Yeah."
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"You know what will happen if they see this?"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"- I don't know. - Well, we gotta get it washed."
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"- What are you gonna do? - I'll just snag the lock with this."
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"Oh, my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?"
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"My God, are you okay?"
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"- What woman? - There was a beautiful woman..."
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"...walking down the street wearing just a bra."
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"I can't get that image out of my mind."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"- Was it a tall woman in a black blazer? - Yeah."
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"- That's Sue Ellen Mischke. - Sue Ellen Mischke?"
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"Hey, you know, my arm really hurts."
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"I wonder if it's gonna affect my golf swing."
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"I got your message. How's the shoulder?"
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"- It's my left arm. I can't swing it. - Oh, no, not the left arm!"
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"What happens if I can't play like I was?"
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"I can't. I learned my lesson from that coffee company."
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"Kramer, listen to me."
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"Listen. This is a once- in-a-lifetime opportunity."
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"Your dreams have been shattered."
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"What do you think, Stan?"
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"Let's go for the green."
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"You know a good lawyer?"
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"So you're driving in the car."
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"- Then what happened? - We saw this woman..."
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"...and she was wearing a bra with no top."
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"Yeah, so I got distracted and I crashed the car."
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"How would you describe this woman?"
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"Would you say she was attractive?"
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"...wearing a bra, no top, walking around in broad daylight."
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"It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous."
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"And she's the heir to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune."
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"I said, she's the heir to the Oh Henry! Candy-bar fortune."
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"That's one of our top-selling candy bars."
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"Like taking candy from a baby."
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"...for Barry Bonds. What do you think?"
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"Then I have Griffey and Bonds in the same outfield."
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"- Would you stop worrying? - Well, what about the fliers?"
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"Jerry took the fliers off the car. I got the whole thing covered."
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"- Wilhelm. - Mr. Steinbrenner..."
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"...I am very concerned about George Costanza."
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"- How about a good morning? - Yes, sir. Good morning, sir."
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"Anyway, his car is in the parking lot, the front end is bashed in..."
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"...and there's blood in the car, and we can't find him anywhere."
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"Obviously, he was in some sort of a terrible car accident..."
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"...and trouper that he is, he tried to make it into work, sir."
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"Wilhelm, listen to me. I want the stadium scoured."
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"He could be bleeding in the bullpen."
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"Everyone on alert. Check hospitals, clinics, shelters."
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"- We've gotta find that kid. - Yes, sir."
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"- We must find George. - Yes, sir."
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"Excuse me. Do you know the gentleman across the hall?"
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"Yes. Yes, I do."
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"Do you know if he'll be back anytime soon?"
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"No, I really just needed to speak with him."
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"Mr. Steinbrenner, you know, we've searched everywhere."
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"Not even anyone who remotely fits his description, sir."
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