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Clips from Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Ugh!

"Ugh!"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I was just trying to scare her.

"I was just trying to scare her."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Not a good idea around the secret service!

"Not a good idea around the secret service!"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I'm fine. I'm fine.

"I'm fine. I'm fine."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Hi. Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns.

"Hi. Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Well, I mean, being president would be such an extraordinary honor.

"Well, I mean, being president would be such an extraordinary honor."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Being the first woman elected president and what that would mean for our country.

"Being the first woman elected president and what that would mean for our country."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

You will also become their first white president.

"You will also become their first white president."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

You know, Zach. Those are really out of date questions

"You know, Zach. Those are really out of date questions"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

You need to get out more.

"You need to get out more."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

What happens if you become pregnant?

"What happens if you become pregnant?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I could send you some pamphlets.

"I could send you some pamphlets."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Are you down with TPP?

"Are you down with TPP?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

The country goes to shit.

"The country goes to shit."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Oh let’s.

"Oh let’s."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I think that might be a little extreme.

"I think that might be a little extreme."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Oh, right!

"Oh, right!"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Very cool!

"Very cool!"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Any regrets over losing the Scot Baio vote?

"Any regrets over losing the Scot Baio vote?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Do you wonder what your opponent might be wearing?

"Do you wonder what your opponent might be wearing?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

When you went to Donald Trump’s wedding. did he write his own vows?

"When you went to Donald Trump’s wedding. did he write his own vows?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

and did Michelle Obama write Melania's?

"and did Michelle Obama write Melania's?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I don't think so.

"I don't think so."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

We just need to have a word from our sponsor.

"We just need to have a word from our sponsor."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Well this has been a lot of fun, Mrs. Clinton. We should stay in touch.

"Well this has been a lot of fun, Mrs. Clinton. We should stay in touch."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Where is he?

"Where is he?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

In the Halloween spirit of it all.

"In the Halloween spirit of it all."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Are you okay?

"Are you okay?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.

"I'm your host Zach Galifianakis."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

and my guest today is Hillary Clinton

"and my guest today is Hillary Clinton"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Thank you very much Mrs. Clinton for being here.

"Thank you very much Mrs. Clinton for being here."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Critics have questioned some of your decision making recently.

"Critics have questioned some of your decision making recently."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Oh. I think it absolutely proves their case, don't you?

"Oh. I think it absolutely proves their case, don't you?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Are you excited to be the first girl president?

"Are you excited to be the first girl president?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

and responsibility.

"and responsibility."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Not to takeaway from the historic significance of perhaps becoming the first female president

"Not to takeaway from the historic significance of perhaps becoming the first female president"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

But for a younger, younger generation.

"But for a younger, younger generation."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

and that's pretty neat too.

"and that's pretty neat too."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

As secretary, how many words per minute could you type?

"As secretary, how many words per minute could you type?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

And how does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself?

"And how does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

weak?

"weak?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Are we gonna be stuck with Tim Kaine for 9 months? How does this work?

"Are we gonna be stuck with Tim Kaine for 9 months? How does this work?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

That might help you understand.

"That might help you understand."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

First you supported Obama's Trans-Pacific Partnership deal.

"First you supported Obama's Trans-Pacific Partnership deal."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

And then you were against it.

"And then you were against it."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I think people deserve to know

"I think people deserve to know"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Um. I'm not down with TPP.

"Um. I'm not down with TPP."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

No. You're supposed to say, Yeah, you know me.

"No. You're supposed to say, Yeah, you know me."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Like the hip-hop groove - Don't tell me what to say.

"Like the hip-hop groove - Don't tell me what to say."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Fine. Lose.

"Fine. Lose."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Let's talk about Trump.

"Let's talk about Trump."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

When you see how well it works for Donald Trump

"When you see how well it works for Donald Trump"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Do you ever think to yourself, Oh, maybe I should be more racist?

"Do you ever think to yourself, Oh, maybe I should be more racist?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Or one of the Arctics?

"Or one of the Arctics?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I will stay in the United States.

"I will stay in the United States."

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I would try to prevent him from destroying the United States.

"I would try to prevent him from destroying the United States."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

So you're gonna lead the Civil War?

"So you're gonna lead the Civil War?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

No. I wouldn't take up arms.

"No. I wouldn't take up arms."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I really regret doing this.

"I really regret doing this."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Not a one.

"Not a one."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Yeah, but Chachi.

"Yeah, but Chachi."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I mean who’s gonna be next?

"I mean who’s gonna be next?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I’d love to meet the person who makes your pants suits.

"I’d love to meet the person who makes your pants suits."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Oh really?

"Oh really?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I think that would be a good look on you.

"I think that would be a good look on you."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

You know there's this thing called the double standard...

"You know there's this thing called the double standard..."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

And I've got no idea, so if you have any suggestions I'm open to them.

"And I've got no idea, so if you have any suggestions I'm open to them."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

That's even more appropriate.

"That's even more appropriate."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I really couldn't see or hear very well.

"I really couldn't see or hear very well."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

But I'm sure they were great, and huge and wonderful.

"But I'm sure they were great, and huge and wonderful."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Like his bowels.

"Like his bowels."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Does Ivanka ever call Chelsea?

"Does Ivanka ever call Chelsea?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

You know, to talk about boys that might have crushes on her... Like her Dad?

"You know, to talk about boys that might have crushes on her... Like her Dad?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

We need more good jobs with rising incomes.

"We need more good jobs with rising incomes."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

He approves the message.

"He approves the message."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Why would you play a commercial?

"Why would you play a commercial?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

From my opponent in the middle of our interview?

"From my opponent in the middle of our interview?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

He paid me in steaks.

"He paid me in steaks."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I'd be afraid to eat them if I were you.

"I'd be afraid to eat them if I were you."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

It's a good cut of meat. I think it's part of the asshole.

"It's a good cut of meat. I think it's part of the asshole."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Um, that's pretty special.

"Um, that's pretty special."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Because you were saying, before we were rolling, that you wanted to take away everyone's guns.

"Because you were saying, before we were rolling, that you wanted to take away everyone's guns."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

What should the first woman nominee of one of our two major parties wear to the debate?

"What should the first woman nominee of one of our two major parties wear to the debate?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

I assume he'll wear that red power tie.

"I assume he'll wear that red power tie."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

What's going to be the number one focus of your presidency?

"What's going to be the number one focus of your presidency?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Oh, Zach. It has to be about the economy

"Oh, Zach. It has to be about the economy"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

We got to make the economy work for everybody.

"We got to make the economy work for everybody."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

We need to take a break.

"We need to take a break."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Where... Where's Zach?

"Where... Where's Zach?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Max Headroom?

"Max Headroom?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

When he's elected president and Kid Rock becomes Secretary of State, are you gonna move to Canada?

"When he's elected president and Kid Rock becomes Secretary of State, are you gonna move to Canada?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

and by you doing this show, I hope it finally lays that to rest.

"and by you doing this show, I hope it finally lays that to rest."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Have you thought about what you're going to be wearing at the debates?

"Have you thought about what you're going to be wearing at the debates?"

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

So it wasn't heart-breaking - No.

"So it wasn't heart-breaking - No."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

Ya, cause for Halloween I wanted to go as a librarian from outer space.

"Ya, cause for Halloween I wanted to go as a librarian from outer space."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

or maybe like a white power tie.

"or maybe like a white power tie."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

So I'm not quite sure what his vows were.

"So I'm not quite sure what his vows were."

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton