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Clips from Seinfeld - The Jimmy (S06E06)

"One, two, cha-cha-cha."
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"Let me change my shirt."
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"That doorman's still milling around outside."
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"- No, don't- - Hello."
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"- Oh, hi, Mr. Pitt. - Give that to me."
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"Hello, Mr. Pitt. How's Scotland?"
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"Elaine, are you having a party?"
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"A party? Oh, no, that was just my stupid friend, Jerry."
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"There's to be no entertaining while I'm gone."
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"Believe me, we're not entertained. We're just leaving."
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"You? What are you doing here? You work at this building too?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"Poor doorman has to work two jobs..."
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"...to put food on the table for mother and baby."
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"So you work all day as a doorman at one building..."
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"Look, I'm not going in your building. I really don't have to talk to you."
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"You really think you're better than me, don't you?"
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"So my father opened his shirt..."
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"- Yeah, and? - Tell him, Kramer."
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"- What do you mean, breasts? - Big breasts."
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"No, not these. These were real hooters."
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"You know, maybe you're gonna get them too, George."
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"What if it's a genetic thing? Like father, like son."
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"But your father's not bald."
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"No, no. That skips a generation."
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"The baldness gene comes from your grandfather."
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"Frank can't be too comfortable with those things clanging around."
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"I'm talking about a support undergarment..."
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"Boy, that brain never stops working, does it?"
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"Hey, we're twins."
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"Imagine that."
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"What? What did you say to the doorman?"
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"What? Nothing."
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"What, does this guy got a personal vendetta with me?"
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"- Hey, did you make the movie? - No."
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"So now we have to rearrange our lives to avoid the doorman?"
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"He's trying to get something off his chest."
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"All right. I gotta try and talk my mother into taking him off my hands."
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"Help you?"
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"What are you doing here? You're supposed to be gone."
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"I traded shifts with the night doorman. He had personal affairs to attend to."
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"My fellow doormen and I watch out for each other."
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"We don't stab each other in the back like people in your world."
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"I don't have a doorman in my building. I guess I'm not used to talking to them."
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"- I'd really just like to be friends. - You wanna be friends?"
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"I'd like to be."
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"I just want to get a beer. Be back in a minute."
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"Open the door for people. If they don't live here, don't let them in."
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"Here."
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"Wear this."
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"Hey, hey, wait a second."
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"All right. All right."
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"You think you're better than me?"
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"- You gotta sign for it. - Oh, right, right."
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"Oh, thank you, Kramer. Put it over there."
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"Oh, boy. Yeah."
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"- Does your back hurt? - How did you know?"
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"Well, it's obvious. You're carrying a lot of extra baggage up there."
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"- Up here? - Oh, yeah, top floor."
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"...you ever considered wearing something for support?"
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"A bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro."
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"So is your father excited about coming home?"
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"George."
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"Well, you know, you get to a certain point..."
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"- Well, she was a lovely woman. - Yeah."
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"- What about physically? - Physically?"
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"Well, you can't tell much from those pictures."
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"- Was she a big woman? - Big? No."
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"She was my height."
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"- Bosomy? - Bosomy?"
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"You want to know if your grandmother was bosomy?"
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"I was just wondering. The information could be relevant."
Seinfeld
"Where do you get your genes from?"
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"- I can't believe you left your post. - He left me there."
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"You see the mind games?"
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"Hey, what's going on here?"
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"Somebody stole the couch out of the lobby."
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"How come someone wasn't watching the door?"
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"- Jerry, let's get out of here. - Yeah."
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"You know, my fingerprints are all over this."
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"Jerry, I'm in this too deep."
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"- Maybe he's setting me up. - All right. Shut up."
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"We gotta get our story straight."
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"This is what we'll tell them."
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"- You came to pick me up. - I came to pick you up."
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"- Yeah, that's what I said. - No, I was just..."
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"- Okay. You came to pick me up- - Right."
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"- You see? Again. - What? I said, Right."
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"All right, you came right upstairs without talking to the doorman."
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"But the doorman's gonna say I was there."
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"- I don't know if this is gonna work. - Stick with the story. We'll be fine."
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"Good. Now fix me a drink."
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"How's that feel?"
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"- I feel 10 years younger. - And your posture's a lot better."
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"- And I can breathe easier too. - I told you."
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"Frank, listen, here's what I'm thinking."
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"- You have a friend in the bra business. - Of course. Sid Farkus."
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"He's the best in the business."
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"It's our chance. What do you say? It'll be me, you and the Bro, bro."
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"Let's do it."
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"Except we gotta do something about the name."
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"- Why? What's wrong with Bro? - Bro is no good. Too ethnic."
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"- Mansiere? - That's right."
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"The Mansiere. Get it?"
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"Hey, George, what do you like better, the Bro or the Mansiere?"
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"...so I asked this guy to watch the door for a few minutes."
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"Actually, it was her friend."
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"He said he asked a friend of yours to watch the door."
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"Well, what do we have here?"
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"Perhaps Ms. Benes can explain..."
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"...why a Jerry Seinfeld signed for this package..."
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"He didn't know how to do it."
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"He had a Federal Express slip with your signature on it."
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"He thought of everything. He was setting me up from day one."
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"I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies."
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"So you didn't even want the couch?"
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"No, I was just messing with his head."
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"Anyway, Jerry- Jerry."
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"- We have to replace the couch. - Now we have to buy a new couch?"
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"Not necessarily."
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