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Clips from Seinfeld - The Jimmy (S06E06)

"Why don't you take back the couch you gave me?"
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"Then my father will have no place to sleep."
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"He's gotta move out."
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"Well, the cushion's turned over."
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"- Now, it's call the Bro. - Or the Mansiere."
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"- Definitely Velcro. - Oh, yeah."
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"Say you're getting intimate with a woman..."
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"I think we've all experienced that."
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"Summer nights."
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"I still have to talk about this to Mr. De Granmont..."
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"...but barring any unforeseen developments..."
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"...gentlemen, I think we're sitting on a winner."
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"Good."
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"Frank, I wanna tell you how sorry I am..."
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"...to hear about you and Estelle separating."
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"I'm ready to move on."
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"I've always been very fond of Estelle."
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"I hope you don't think this is out of line..."
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"You want to go out with my wife?"
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"- No, Frank- - Come on, Cosmo."
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"- I'm not doing business with this guy. - Come on. Frank. Frank!"
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"Frank!"
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"- Jerry took the couch back. - He took it back?"
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"- Didn't you tell him I was using it? - Oh, I pleaded with him."
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"Where do I sleep?"
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"Well, I took the liberty of packing your things."
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"I thought Jerry didn't want that couch because of the stain."
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"You had me sleeping on a pee-stained couch?"
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"No, no. The cushion was turned over."
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"- Is it safe to come in? - Oh, of course. Of course."
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"Will you stop it?"
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"I never saw him trying on my underwear."
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"- I got one at home. - All right. Let's go."
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"- We'll go out for dinner tonight. - I can't tonight. I'm busy."
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"What do you mean, busy?"
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"- I'm having dinner with someone. - With whom?"
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"Sid Farkus."
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"Sid Farkus?"
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"Hey, he only sells them, he doesn't wear them."
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"But you can't stay here. There's no place to sleep."
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"Stop him!"
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"Yeah, yeah, it's him."
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"Stop that man! It's him!"
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"Stop! It's him! I know. I know."
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"- No, look, somebody gave it to me. - You're a thief. We have proof."
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"...specifically designed for men."
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"How does it connect in the back? With a hook?"
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"Well, I suppose it will have to do."
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"Poppie."
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"Oh, hello, Jerry."
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"The doctors are saying I cannot have no aggravation..."
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"...so I sell the restaurant."
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"I just take it easy."
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"See, if I get excited, that's aggravated my condition."
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"...with your friend."
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"She started a big fight about abortion."
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"It's you."
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"You- I- I-"
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"- No, Poppie, no! - No, Poppie!"
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"Well, it's almost 6 now. Can't we just wait till he goes home?"
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"Jerry, it's 6, let's go."
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"Oh, we/, Mr. Pitt, there's rea/y nothing that can't wait."
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"Goodbye."
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"That's right. I'm gonna go noodle with this."
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"Our shirts, they're the same."
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"Yes, we do."
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"What is wrong with George?"
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"Hey, I brought back your record player."
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"Where's the doorman?"
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"So what? No one's gonna believe a doorman."
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"A brassiere for a man."
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"Why should I believe you?"
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"...at the exact same time the couch was stolen."
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"You know, he's a comedian, Mrs. Payton."
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"- The one with the Poppie stain? - Yeah, sure."
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"- I guess. - Yeah."
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"...we're really only utilizing 50 percent of the market."
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"I know when I'm wearing Ban-Lon..."
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"...there appears to be some jiggling."
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"I wouldn't be caught dead in Ban-Lon."
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"So, what do you see in the back? Hooks? Velcro?"
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"Where do you get the nerve to ask me that?"
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"No, I'm just saying-"
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"No."
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"- It's a beautiful couch. - It's hardly been used."
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"- What are you doing here? - Visiting my friend."
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"I gotta sit down."
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"- The new Peop/e. - Oh, who's on the cover?"
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"- Wait a second. What do I do? - It's not brain surgery."
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"We were getting along."
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"Well, you scared her off."
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"Dad, we need to talk."
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"He claims that you followed him home and started harassing him."
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"- You know, what did she look like? - Well, you've seen pictures."
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"And to be perfectly frank, I've always felt I could use some support."
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"So what? A lot of older men have that."
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"- Why were you watching the door? - He asked me to."
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"- You got something better? - How about the..."
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"And they think they're better than us."
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"- Yeah, but I prefer the Bro. - I like Mansiere."
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"I was just speaking to the doorman here about the couch robbery."
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"You know, selling bras exclusively to women..."
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"Here, Cosmo, you can have the hi-fi. I don't need it now."
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"Okay. That's it. I'm not coming home."
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"Hey, how about those Knicks, huh?"
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"Was she...?"
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"He's playing all these mind games."
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"Remember the doorman strike?"
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"What are you, the boyfriend?"
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"- Can I just go up? - Oh, I get it."
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"Is that all you got, huh? Is that all you got?"
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"I need to know what's in the mail."
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"No, I live here."
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"Hey, Mom, what kind of woman was Grandma?"
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"And pray tell, what did the doorman say?"
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"Oh, my."
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"- What stain? - Oh, you didn't notice?"
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"There's Mom. There's Mom."
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"Help! Stop him!"
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"Let's see how they do without us."
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