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Clips from Seinfeld - The Jimmy (S06E06)

"...and they went on strike."
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"You would think if any group of people would not wanna demonstrate..."
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"Who's gonna walk out next?"
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"We demand shorter yellows and longer reds."
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"- May I help you? - Yeah."
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"Here for a quickie?"
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"Why waste time making small talk with the doorman?"
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"How about those Knicks?"
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"So you think your parents will get back together?"
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"...and tell their friends they saw a real New York mugging."
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"- All right, that's enough. - I'll tell you when it's enough."
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"Where have you been? We're gonna miss the movie. Let's go."
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"I don't wanna play any more of his mind games."
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"But then the night doorman comes on. He's much scarier."
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"He's very peculiar."
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"He just left. We can go."
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"All right."
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"I can't go."
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"The new TIME magazine."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"That's okay, isn't it?"
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"...and then you stand outside your building?"
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"Yeah. You got a problem with that?"
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"He had breasts."
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"I was throwing up all night."
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"It was like my own personal Crying Game."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Then I suppose the bosom gene comes from your grandmother?"
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"He should wear something for support."
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"- You mean, like a bra? - No, a bra is for ladies."
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"...specifically designed for men."
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"What did I do to him? Because I asked him about the Knicks?"
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"You wanna go tonight? You can pick me up."
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"All right. Can we go to a later show so he's off his shift when I come by?"
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"Look, I don't want any trouble."
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"Hey! Hello!"
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"- Wait a second, you live here? - Of course I live here."
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"I've lived here for 20 years. Now, if you don't let me in..."
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"...I'm going to call the police and have you arrested."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- So how you feeling? - A little tired."
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"Listen, Frank..."
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"Now, look at this. Mind you, this is just a prototype."
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"- You want me to wear a bra? - No, no."
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"All of a sudden you're interested in your grandmother?"
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"...you want to know about your roots."
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"Tell what?"
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"That's what I'd like to know."
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"That doorman knows you're a friend of mine."
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"He'll tell that co-op lady. She'll tell Mr. Pitt."
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"Don't you find it odd that as soon as he leaves, a couch gets stolen?"
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"- No, I know. It's not helping. - All right. Well, just start again."
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"- Let me do the talking. - Okay."
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"- This feels very comfortable. - You see?"
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"The Mansiere."
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"We may never see Mom again."
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"I had to use the bathroom..."
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"Oh, really? The doorman."
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"Well, the doorman certainly has a wild imagination, doesn't he?"
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"They don't know how to do anything."
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"Don't you see what's going on here? He set us up."
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"- They're saying I'm responsible? - There was nothing I could do."
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"Diabolical."
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"But it's got a pee stain on it."
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"You get a couch, I get rid of my father."
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"It couldn't be more perfect."
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"Well, I have to tell you, it's a very interesting idea."
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"- That's what we figured. - I told you."
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"...you don't want her fumbling and struggling back there."
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"Thank you, Sid, but that's all in the past."
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"Beautiful woman."
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"...but would it be okay with you if I were to ask her out?"
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"I know what you're saying and thinking."
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"Mom's coming to get you."
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"It has a pee stain."
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"But the very idea. You had me lying in urine!"
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"You're not having any of your transvestite parties?"
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"You're not having dinner with a bra salesman."
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"We'll work something out."
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"Somebody stop him!"
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"Please, quick."
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"Hey, that record player is not yours."
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"What is that?"
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"It's the first upper-body support undergarment..."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Here. Velcro."
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"The last time I got aggravated was in the restaurant..."
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"- It's you. - What?"
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"Kasha?"
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"No, thanks, Dad."
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"They have a union, in the fancy buildings..."
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"...what life would be like without them, it would be doormen."
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"There's no doorman, people open the door, they walk in."
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"The guys that clean your windshield at the traffic light with the dirty rag?"
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"I'm just going up to see Elaine Benes."
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"Benes. There's no one here by that name."
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"Oh, she's housesitting for Mr. Pitt."
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"- Oh, housesitting? - Yeah."
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"I should just shut up and do my job opening the door for you."
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"Oh, I see, on the sports page."
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"Why do you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page?"
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"Oh, I know. Because I'm the uneducated doorman."
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"I hope so. I can't take him living with me much longer."
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"- Hey, George, stick them up. - What?"
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"For these German tourists. Pretend that I'm robbing you."
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"- Why? - So these people can go back home..."
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"It'll give them a thrill."
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"All right, hands up, porky."
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"That's it. Now, give me your wallet."
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"All right, you better not say anything or I'll stalk you."
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"I am not going back down there. I can't face that guy again."
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"- What guy? - The doorman."
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"- What time does he get off? - Six."
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"So, what did you do today, Dad?"
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"Today I went record shopping in Greenwich Village."
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"I bought this record, but I can't seem to find the hi-fi."
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"I don't have a hi-fi."
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"- I gave you my old record player. - I gave it to Cosmo."
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"Cosmo? Who's Cosmo?"
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"I'm Cosmo."
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"Well, I want it back. I want to listen to that cha-cha record."
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