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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - The Cubing (S02E02)

"Hello? I'm here. Anyone home?"
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"Hi! Is anyone in there?"
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"I am the wisdom cube."
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"This one time three years ago, I broke my arm."
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"Alas, they were not. I shall never wear a cast again."
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"I was saying, I broke my arm in a skiing accident. Busted this tree in half."
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"I ski sometimes in Vail. I'm allowed to. Okay? We have a house there."
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"- Well, why... - And no keys."
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"- "F that, "I said. - In that case, why..."
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"He said it! I was here!"
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"Maybe I'll wear a sticker around my chest since you're so hung up on labels."
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"- I know. I saw them, too. Which page? - One page back. Right here."
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"Hello? Is this A. Washington?"
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"Get me a pallet of toilet paper. I've got a wise idea."
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"He came out already. He had to go get one of them... What do you call it..."
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"when you have to stay 100 feet away from..."
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"There ain't none now. He's gassy, boy. Don't say nothing about him farting?"
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"Haven't you noticed how I like to wear this around occasionally..."
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"Let's change the subject."
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"- Tell me I've been bad. - Yes, you've been acting up lately."
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"Fight!"
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"You contain all wisdom and knowledge throughout the galaxy?"
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"If there is a God, then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Take a picture. It'll last longer. - What kind of response is that?"
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"And I'd like to have got sick. You know what I mean?"
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"What are you saying?"
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, that's what I've heard."
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"Hold up, man!"
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"I'd love to stay here, but I gotta go over there with Carl..."
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"Let me go get my camera!"
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"Don't leave me, Carl! Otherwise, I gotta go talk to him."
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"Observe your yard, fatty!"
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"Or you could go talk to him."
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"Guess what, Carl? He hates foreigners, too."
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"Nice yard. Take a look at it? Completely rolled. It's nice!"
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"Why don't you go find out? I need to go back inside."
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"Could you define "good one," please?"
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"I'll be inside. Away from you."
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"I can't believe that he's the all-knowing being of the universe."
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"Is this the golf course? It is?"
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"That doesn't make sense any way you hear it."
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"He's just putting on a show."
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"- Maybe that's it. Maybe it's postmodern. - Yeah, clearly from the village."
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"Guys? Come on. Sir?"
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"Can't really remember it, but it was really funny."
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"Then I had an idea for a dream vacation. I mean, I had the spread, okay?"
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"The beach, the hotel, then I wrote all of this down."
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"Wrote it all down, really wrote it, like five pages."
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"Yeah, this one time, I rented me a pressure washer, start this business..."
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"For the love of all that's holy, there's another one. Go under!"
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"Hi, fella."
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"'cause he didn't wear shoes when he went to the bank?"
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"Really? At the bank?"
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"- This one time, he went to the bank... - No! He's right out front!"
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"Hey, how's it going, "wisdom cube"?"
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"This is my cousin, the dumbass Ahedratron."
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"- Down clown town frown! - Shut up!"
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"put out this flame."
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"Bumper sticker? Let me see that!"
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"- And now, we must leave you. - See you! Wouldn't wanna be you!"
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"Put it out! Get the answer!"
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"The oldest freaking gag in the book!"
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"Man, if you want the final, final answer..."
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"- See you later, suckers! - Come back here and say that!"
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"you try that foot lotion I gave you?"
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"Does it look like I tried it?"
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"You did!"
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"- I'm coming! - Hey, I'm here!"
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"- What the hell are you? - Hey!"
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"From now on, all my locks shall be keyless."
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"answering your dumb, tiny-minded questions."
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"- Then, what's... - Did I not say "the wisdom cube"?"
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"- All right. What you doing? - Told you not to ask!"
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"I'm here for some practical joke... Job interviews."
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"Hello? Is this Jan Webster? It is?"
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"Classic! It never gets old for me."
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"You have any phone books?"
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"You're not even gonna touch the Washingtons?"
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"It is?"
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"Yeah! Washington! You busted him!"
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"- Let me try one! - I don't wanna do it anymore."
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"Come out, fat man! Come out and witness your demise!"
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"It says here that this wisdom cube is the wisest being in the universe..."
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"He be feeding off them microwave burritos, too."
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"He's just doing that with his mouth."
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"Sometimes, the most brilliant people are the most eccentric."
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"Take me for instance. I'm brilliant."
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"- Look at that. He done TP'ed Carl's house. - I better go talk to him."
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"Yeah, you might just sort of take that thing off, too."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Say... - Gotcha! Run!"
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"Do it! Fight! Come on! Fight!"
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"- Don't worry, I know where he lives. - Yeah, okay."
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"I've been struggling with this paradox."
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"Or did he just create us in his image out of egotism, or, what's the point?"
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"That's all you got to say?"
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"This one time, I ate boiled peanuts. Like a whole lot of them."
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"I think I understand."
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"That's not really the response I expected."
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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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"- Anyway... - Horn broken? Watch for finger."
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"Okay, look at the time."
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"- Don't want to cut you off. - Don't go! No, wait!"
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"Work is for people who don't know how to fish!"
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"- Nothing personal. - Thank you."
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"How's that restraining order coming?"
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"'Cause I don't have photographs of things like this thing you're doing with my butt."
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"What are you doing here? Stop doing it!"
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"No way."
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"Look, he ain't my kind."
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"- Your yard. Check it out. - What's up?"
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"Chicken butt."
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"- You ever heard that before? - Yeah, I heard it a lot."
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"Get me the business pages. I want to give someone the business."
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"You know, that's just so weird."
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"Yeah, all-being. He's doing the 10-pound ball joke all wrong."
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"Do you have 10-pound balls? No? Then, how do you walk?"
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"How do you walk with a regular?"
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"Yeah, hi, we're watching you."
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