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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"I'm pretty sure Dante would agree that qualifies as useless."
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"You're over two weeks behind in your charting."
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"- What are you, eight? - Could an eight-year-old do this?"
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"Hi. I'm Dr. House."
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"She talkin' to you? I don't know. She's certainly looking at me."
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"Ah, it's good to get a secular diagnosis."
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"The sisters tend to interpret their illnesses as divine intervention."
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"What happened? Did she take the pill?"
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"- Yes. - It's probably an allergic reaction."
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"The drawer has syringes with both dosages. You could have reached for the wrong--"
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"This is why doctors pay through the nose for malpractice insurance."
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"- And the discipline board-- are they gonna whack your hand too? - You're gonna report me?"
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"If you haven't found an underlying cause for the cardiac arrest by then,"
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"The eosinophils are mildly elevated. Sed rate's up a bit."
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"That wouldn't give you an elevated eosinophil count."
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"Candy canes."
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"is saying it was my mistake."
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"Everyone screws up. Your rule."
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"Oh. Uh, this one's the bed control."
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"- Um-- - How are you feeling, Sister?"
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"I seem to be a little better. They gave me some medication."
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"Has Dr. House figured out what I have?"
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"You'll have a chest C.T. scan this afternoon that'll help with the diagnosis."
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"Trust, Sister Pius. It all happens for a reason."
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"I don't tell patients bad news unless it's conclusive."
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"So it's merely a theoretical capacity for error. Good point."
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"Wow. Yeah. Is it that bad? Yes."
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"It's one thing to have to go to the bathroom every hour,"
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"- "Cogaritis"? - Cigarettes."
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"Plus it's been well established that you look 30% cooler."
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"- would probably get more out of feeding the homeless or-- - Healing the sick?"
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"When I was 18, I went to the monastery, where they let me take my vows."
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"No. God. Oh! It's Jesus. It's Jesus!"
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"Unless you leave the room. If you stay, you'll have to testify."
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"Prep the nun and discontinue the prednisone."
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"The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then"
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"Hyperbaric treatments could cause oxygen toxicity-- lung and eye damage."
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"I'm convinced. You're not."
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"What's up?"
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"The pressure will force the oxygen into your system, saturate your blood."
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"And that will help with this mixed connective tissue disease?"
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"Mother Superior plays right into it--"
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"It's not really in Augustine's best interests."
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"And you make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously."
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"If there was no underlying problem, why is she still having the rapid heart rate?"
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"Put her on 40% oxygen until her O2 sats increase. B.U.N. and creatinine's rising."
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"Let's just get this patient healthy."
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"I want her going out the front door and not the back."
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"Prescribing cigarettes for inflammatory bowel?"
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"They ran out of colors?"
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"The reason people die from lung cancer is guilt."
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"I'm here because, if I'm right, Cuddy is killing that patient."
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"who's been through this clinic in the last two days."
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"My mother's been dead for 10 years."
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"Catholic Church specializes in that kind of training--"
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"that someone is probably the last person you should ask."
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"And just because we live in a monastery, and we spend most of our time in prayer,"
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"Sister Augustine lived in Catholic foster care until she came to us."
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"When she had a cardiac arrest, I had to open her blouse to do C.P.R."
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"We consider that our life begins..."
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"At this rate, she's not gonna make Christmas. Maybe House is right."
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"Something we haven't considered. Like what?"
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"instant cardiac arrest."
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"- Still, what the hell, it tastes great. - Sister Augustine--"
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"No. The symptoms persisted days after the dish-washing episode."
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"Could be, but it's not definitive."
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"Then gradually introduce allergens and see how she responds."
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"You should be feeling better here."
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"I chose First Peter, chapter one, verse seven."
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"That test."
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"You passed. I didn't."
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"It's not my will."
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"you're going to burn, right?"
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"What do you want me to do-- just accept it, pack it in?"
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"and sometimes they get better against all reason."
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"I think the nuns would agree with you on that."
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"Hmm?"
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"I believe he is inside me whether I live or die."
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"You can't be angry with God and not believe in him at the same time."
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"Can we get her records? What hospital was it at? She didn't have it at a hospital."
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"I doubt he'll interpret it that way."
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"He'll be waiting for you when you're ready."
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"You know how it is with nuns. You take out their I.U.D.'s, they just bounce right back."
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"You screwed up. I gave her .1 c.c. of epinephrine."
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"Maybe I'll come to your place. Your wife doesn't mind being alone at Christmas?"
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"- Congratulations. - Thank you."
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"That was sweet."
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"We are condemned to useless labor."
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"Fourth circle of hell."
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"Charting goes a lot faster when you eliminate all classic poetry."
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"Writing down what we already know to be read by nobody."
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"Oops. I missed."
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"You'd better stop, or it'll stick that way."
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"see, I'm off at 12:00, and it's already five of."
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"She's been waiting for you since 11:00."
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"Melancholy without hope. Which circle is that?"
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"What seems to be the problem? Show him your hands, Augustine."
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"- It-It looks like stigmata. - Shh. Pius."
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"You must be all the talk around the "holy water" cooler."
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"Been washing a lot of dishes recently? I help out in the kitchen."
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"- Anything new in the kitchen? - We just got a donation of saucepans and pots this week."
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"- I unpacked and washed them. - Should have spent"
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"your time saving souls. It's easier on the hands."
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"This is contact dermatitis. You're allergic to dish soap."
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"Nonsense. We've always used that soap. Why is there a problem now?"
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"I've been a doctor for years. Why do I have to"
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"keep assuring people that I know what I'm doing?"
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"Aperson can become allergic to substances..."
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"that they've had repeated and prolonged exposure to."
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"The good news is-- free samples."
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"Diphenhydramine. It's an antihistamine."
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"It'll stop the allergic reaction."
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"Take one every eight hours. It might make you feel a little sleepy."
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"And get some of that over-the-counter cortisone cream. Thank you, Doctor."
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"You want some water? I have some tea."
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"Well, you just relax for a few minutes. That stuff works pretty fast."
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"Still out by 12:00."
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"Doctor? I want to thank you for your patience."
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"And you don't? Then you're wearing an awfully funny hat."
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"Ooh, boy. Excuse me."
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