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Clips from Community (2009) - VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (S05E05)

"- I'll do it. - Really?"
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"Look what Rachel got me: Pile of Bullets."
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"An interactive Old West-themed VCR game from the '90s."
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"- You can go. - Okay."
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"- Aww! - Anniversary?"
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"Yeah, Rachel and I have been dating for one of your months,"
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"we can communicate with our eyebrows,"
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"Nice try."
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"- I need a soda. - Oh, okay."
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"- How about Rachel? - Is that a joke?"
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"'Cause I feel like I've been hearing about that for two years."
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"Is the air working in here?"
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"Nothin'."
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"- We have to tell the Dean. - Hold on."
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"about a pile of missing books"
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"And you think that money's gonna be used to cut our paychecks"
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"- I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Fine. You wanna go to heaven?"
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"- Walk away, more for us. - I'm an accomplice now!"
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"We're gonna move these to my restaurant in bread carts,"
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"and we're gonna sit on 'em until we know they're cold."
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"I bet that's why Abed is like a brother to me."
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"I don't know."
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"You're lucky."
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"- Stop trying to sell me on Rachel. - Stop pitching Anthony so hard."
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"- Flip a coin? - No. Coins create parallel timelines."
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"- Half is fair. - Not really."
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"Okay, good luck. You wanna re-blindfold me?"
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"I know that because it smells like weed."
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"That's what you're offering by giving her half of the total."
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"- That's not fair. - Damn right."
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"♪ Don't Chang... ♪"
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"I didn't see anything. I did not see anything!"
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"I'm sure we'll figure it out."
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"Now when you hear the word "draw,""
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"Rattler!"
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"Bang! 5!"
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"- Bang? - Yee-haw!"
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"- Okay, I'll allow it. - No, it's okay."
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"I'm sorry, Rachel, is this your home?"
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"Stolen textbooks are the best kind."
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"so I could come kiss them."
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"That's all, thank you."
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"What do you mean "everybody"?"
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"It's too far, it's too..."
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"Look, you guys can split the money."
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"Right, Hickey?"
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"- Draw! - Bang!"
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"Looks like modern times..."
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"have come after all."
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"that should make anybody want to live here."
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"and I do not like that side of VCR technology."
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"He wants to see a sample, set a price,"
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"Oh, man, that is rich."
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"- I'll go with her. - Oh, yeah. Good plan."
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"Guys, don't listen to Jeff. He's just trying to divide us."
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"so Chang could get in here."
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"I didn't know if I could trust you anymore!"
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"I'm still really hurt by mom turning her back on me"
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"I just know he's clearly left some kind of vacuum."
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"Listen."
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"I wanted you to move in because I thought"
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"that haven't eventually kicked me out,"
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"Well, don't manipulate me and don't keep secrets from me"
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"and we'll probably be okay."
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"Yeah, it sure did."
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"- Thousand? - Dollars."
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"- $20,000? - 20 non-thousand dollars."
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"Ah! Well, that would be a problem."
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"You know, "Class, turn to page...""
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"Or at least someone crazier than us."
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"No, we didn't."
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"Can we just get this meeting over with?"
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"- Pile of Bullets? - Yeah."
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"But I work here."
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"That ship is sinkin'."
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"It's settled."
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"The urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters."
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"Onto chores."
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"We need some able bodies to clear out a space"
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"in the east hall's storage room."
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"Yeah, Annie always goes from the easy chores to the hardest."
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"- I'll do it too. - Yeah, me too."
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"Okay, that concludes this meeting."
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"- Oh! - Aw, man!"
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"Nobody picks up on my patterns! What am I gonna say next?"
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"Graham cracker! You didn't know."
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"Hey, it's the "aww couple.""
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"Aww."
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"I found it at goodwill."
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"It was between a Thighmaster and a Dick Tracy Burger King glass."
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"- Happy anniversary. - Anniversary?"
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"I guess I should learn your name, young lady."
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"Rachel. Nice to meet you, Rachel."
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"and she knows my Netflix password... Jeff's Netflix password."
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"Damn it. I'm changing that."
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"- I changed it. - To what?"
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"Annie, can Rachel come to our place to play this tonight?"
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"I can't afford to take her anywhere."
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"Well, my brother's in town for the week,"
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"and I'm broke too,"
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"so I was gonna make him dinner tonight."
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"- What are you making? - Salmon."
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"Buttered noodles."
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"Buttered noodles are my favorite."
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"- Hmm. - Ah!"
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"Quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest."
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"Payday is postponed until next week. So this..."
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"♪ Well, I'm a peanut bar ♪"
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"♪ Your checks will arrive on another day ♪"
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"♪ Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar ♪"
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"♪ Another stuffed shirt with another white collar ♪"
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"♪ Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie ♪"
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"♪ And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies ♪"
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"♪ Prisons! Recruitin' 'em! Police be shootin' them ♪"
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"♪ Rap artists lootin' them, labels all dilutin' them ♪"
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"♪ Barack Obama is scared of me ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I don't swallow knowledge ♪"
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"♪ And I spit it for free ♪"
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"♪ Let me clear my throat, ah-ha, ah-ha... ♪"
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