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Clips from Community (2009) - VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (S05E05)

"I don't know what that was, I don't."
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"I don't know what that was."
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"♪ To run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ One by one, they all just fade away ♪"
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"So nice to have the Edison kids under one roof again."
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"Remember when we used to cut carrots for mom?"
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"One, two, three."
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"Door's busted."
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"Landlord's in jail and money's tight."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Anthony! Thank you!"
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"- Hey, Abed, a quick word. - Hmm."
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"What would you think about my brother moving in with us?"
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"Do I just keep cutting carrots?"
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"- He has money. He's handy. - You're putting me on the spot."
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"I guess my knee-jerk concern would be"
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"that he's a Viking and might only use our home"
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"as a temporary base before moving inland where lumber is more plentiful."
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"He's a good guy. We can't afford to keep splitting the rent two ways."
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"You have a better idea?"
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"Is it cool if I poop?"
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"No, Anthony! Just cut the carrots!"
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"You've been dating Rachel for a month."
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"Rachel and I have been dating for the equivalent of a year."
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"Oh, really?"
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"You can't just microwave a relationship like it's a bean burrito."
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"I ain't living with your month-long girlfriend, brah."
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"don't-know-whether-to-keep-cutting-carrots- or-ask-if-he-can-take-a-poop-brother."
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"Can we discuss this later?"
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"I guess it was just air."
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"Why are we organizing a storage room?"
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"- How is this not a janitor's job? - Can I ask you something?"
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"Why the hell do you have all those muscles"
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"if you're gonna bitch about moving boxes?"
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"I'm sweating like a Catholic on Judgment Day."
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"Just a little protestant humor."
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"- I've got more. - Oh, can't wait."
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"Wait, there's something in there blocking the vent."
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"You gonna open it?"
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"You do realize nothing good has ever been found"
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"in a vent, right?"
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"Huh."
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"Oh!"
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"Intro to Chemistry. Third edition."
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"Mint."
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"$200 retail."
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"160 on the street."
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"Why are there books in an air duct?"
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"Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom?"
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"- It's Greendale. - They must be stolen."
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"Let's just calm down and have a slow, pleasant chat"
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"- about possibilities. - What kind?"
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"All kinds. Anything is possible."
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"We might one day have hover cars. Kale might be poisonous."
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"- Jeffrey, these are stolen! - From who?"
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"By who? How long ago?"
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"It's "from whom," "by whom." But he nailed the third question."
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"Look, we are the committee that deals with Greendale's problems."
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"that are worth more than the school they're hidden in?"
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"One thing's for sure."
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"If we hand these over, they'll really go missing."
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"or to make another rapping peanut costume?"
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"If I walk away, I'll only get into heaven by turning you in."
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"But what about your restaurant? What about your kids?"
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"Ms. Bennett, when God talks to you, what language does he use?"
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"he drops it on you like a ton of bricks."
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"Okay. All right."
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"But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this clean and safe."
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"Then we're gonna price them through a third party,"
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"and we're gonna unload them in a single score."
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"None of that nickel-and-dime crap. I don't wanna leave a trail."
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"- Yeah, great. - Wonderful."
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"Okay, let's count these babies up."
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"Yeah, great."
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"When we were kids,"
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"Anthony and I would play Time Machine."
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"We would go, "Oh, no! We're in Barbarian times!"
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"Quick! Back to the Time Machine!""
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"And then we would run back to the Time Machine."
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"It's true."
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"You guys are so alike."
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"I can't accept that based on one time-machine story."
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"Rachel, did you tell Annie about your Waterpik?"
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"I suppose now is as good a time as any."
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"- I own a Waterpik. - Annie has one too."
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"You guys both care for your teeth the same amount."
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"If you shared a bathroom, it'd go pretty smoothly."
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"Anthony said he could fix our cabinets."
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"Rachel used to mop floors when she worked at Kmart."
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"Is this a real conversation or are we being bugged by the feds?"
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"Abed. Sidebar."
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"What do you think happens after you die?"
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"You're like ice cream cake out there... overkill."
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"We need a roommate. We're broke."
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"- Rock, paper, scissors? - That's a nine-sided coin."
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"What about Pile of Bullets?"
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"You wanna decide on a roommate with a 1993 Old West-themed VCR game?"
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"If Rachel or I win, Rachel moves in."
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"If you or Anthony win, I'll politely surrender"
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"All right, it's settled."
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"- Is this working? - It's a handshake in progress."
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"Who wants to play Pile of Bullets?"
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"- Not me. - You have to."
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"- Oh, it's okay, we don't have to. - It's not okay. We do have to."
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"We all have to, and one day we'll tell you why."
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"But for now, let's simply retire to the TV area."
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"For the highest stakes 1993 interactive VCR game"
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"of your entire young adult lives."
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"Okay, let's see what you got."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"I know somebody that knows people."
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"I can get you a price per book, find a buyer, and make a deal."
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"- For half. - That's ridiculous."
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"Because they're ours, all 100% of them."
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"Giving you half is not fair, it's silly."
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"I know we're in E-9 in the east wing."
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"Not my weed."
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"Hear that, Britta? You can have half of Jeff's share."
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"That's not what I meant."
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