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Clips from Seinfeld - The Slicer (S09E09)

"What? - Well, he's got a mole..."
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"...on his shoulder, very suspicious."
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"Tell him you're concerned and he should see someone else."
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"George, why would I, a Julliard-trained dermatologist..."
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"...send him to another doctor?"
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"Because you're not a dermatologist."
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"Oh, but he thinks I am and I won't betray that trust."
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"Now, here's what I wanna do. I think I can get a section..."
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"- ...then I'll go down- - Whoa, a section?"
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"No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss."
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"- It'll be ultrathin. He'll barely feel it. - No. Absolutely not."
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"It's my medical opinion that you're making a big mistake..."
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"...and it's going in my chart."
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"Yeah, hello, is this Allied Locksmith?"
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"Finally. Okay, I need somebody to come over here right away."
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"I am getting a locksmith. All right. Relax!"
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"All right. That's it."
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"- Oh, mama. - Hello?"
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"So, Kramer pulled it off?"
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"Yep. And the photo is all fixed and back on his desk, no thanks to you."
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"That woman had it coming to her. Look at my neck."
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"You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town?"
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"A real dermatologist?"
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"Squamous cell carcinoma."
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"You're not a doctor. You shouldn't have books like this."
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"That's what he has, I gotta call. We gotta come clean."
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"You can't tell him. You'll blow the whole thing."
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"- You just stay away from him. - All right."
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"Hey, I wonder if they have a picture of my rash in here."
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"Yeah, they got everything, Jerry. I underlined the best parts."
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"Hey, this looks like what I have."
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"Caused by exposure to benzene..."
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"...a common ingredient in metal cleaners."
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"Well, that's weird."
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"What are you doing?"
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"That's my hand towel."
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"I use that on my face, neck and chest."
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"That's where the hives are coming from. It's not Dr. Sitarides."
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"It was Dr. Van Nostrand."
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"So somehow the Bronze-O is reacting to the poison she's giving you."
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"All right, get out."
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"And take your Bronze-O with you."
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"Whoa, that's toxic."
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"George, come on in."
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"I'm just going over our annual report."
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"Mr. Kruger, I got a message from Dr. Van Nostrand."
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"He says, it might be wise for you to see another doctor about that mole."
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"I'm not too worried about it."
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"He said it could be cancerous, you should have it checked out."
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"...take a look at this photo."
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"This was taken 10 years ago."
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"Now, that mole looks exactly as it does today."
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"So there's no cause for concern, huh?"
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"Whatever."
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"And actually..."
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"...funny thing about this photo."
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"We were at the beach..."
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"...and there was this dumb-looking guy nearby."
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"When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff..."
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"...threw it in the ocean, huh?"
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"...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it."
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"Well, I'll be."
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"So you want more pastrami?"
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"What was that last thing? That was pretty good."
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"- You want that? - Yeah."
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"I can't believe Kruger didn't fire you after all that."
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"He said he didn't care. God, I love that place."
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"Yeah, I finally got in to see Dr. Kazarian."
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"- What'd he give you for it? - Aloe."
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"Tough to get him out at this hour."
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"Right there?"
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"She did kind of touch my face."
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"George..."
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"Does that mean I have to go too?"
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"It went okay."
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"- How are we gonna do it? - All right, all right."
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"Fine, fine. I'll do it."
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"Well, where the meat goes."
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