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Clips from Family Guy - The Boys in the Band (S15E15)

"Stewie? Oh, I thought that was you."
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"Hey, Olivia, hey, what brings you here?"
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"Oh, the birthday boy and I met"
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"at Burt Reynolds' acting camp in Jupiter, Florida."
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"Burning in a cardboard house?"
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"Yeah, burning in a cardboard house, yeah."
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"Uh, hey, listen, uh, I don't know if you've heard,"
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"Aw, that's good. Good for you."
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"Okay, great to see you."
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"Come on, Stewie, it's not about her."
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"It's about those six children watching and the spazzy kid"
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"who's just waiting for the snakes."
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"Bring out the snakes!"
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"It's a hot crowd, have fun out there."
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"I'm gonna go feed everything in my van to each other."
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"Okay, kids, if everyone's done washing their hands"
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"No climbing on the boat!"
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"Okay, now please welcome Red Shirt Blue Shirt."
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"and here's a song we call Mommy and Daddy's Room."
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"And we think it's one you can all relate to."
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"♪ When everybody's gone to sleep ♪"
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"♪ And you've said good night moon ♪"
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"♪ There's plenty of noise still coming ♪"
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"♪ From Mommy and Daddy's room ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Daddy says please, Mommy says no ♪"
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"♪ Daddy says come on, Mommy says whoa ♪"
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"♪ Daddy goes... , Mommy goes ow ♪"
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"♪ Daddy says I'm done, Mommy goes wow ♪"
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"♪ Mommy drinks wine in the dark. ♪"
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"We got to go out and celebrate."
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"Oh, he can't go out with you tonight."
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"Really? Awesome."
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"But, you know-you know what, that's fine."
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"I'll just go have a dog-style celebration by myself."
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"Awesome time!"
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"- This is fun, right? - The best!"
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"Great crowd, babe."
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"What are... What is this?"
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"She's also doing half the band."
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"Do you even know what that means?"
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"Uh, let's just say I couldn't toddle right for a week."
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"All right, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have a poo poo diaper."
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"You really think this Olivia thing is a good idea?"
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"Why wouldn't it be?"
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"I don't know. It just seems like"
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"And it can be tricky working with an ex."
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"How are you feeling, Miss Piggy?"
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"I heard you called in sick yesterday."
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"Yeah, I had a frog in my throat."
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"Right, Kermie?"
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"Eh? Right?"
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"Please stop drinking."
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"Okay, Chris, I think you're gonna be a great assistant."
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"Your paperwork appears to be in order,"
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"but before we get started, do you own"
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"a pair of rubber boots that you'd have to wear"
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"if you worked on a fishing boat?"
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"All right, I guess it'll be a light day today,"
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"but tomorrow you should come wearing those."
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"Okay, got it."
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"Now, the first thing I need you to do every morning"
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"is punch me in the stomach because I'm a bad person."
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"Is this a trick?"
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"It's the furthest thing from a trick. Go ahead."
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"I'm a worse person than you think."
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"Now I need you to call Time Warner about my cable bill."
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"All right, this one is for all the mommies out there."
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"♪ Please put some butt paste on my button ♪"
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"♪ Butt paste on my button ♪"
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"♪ Smear it on my button for the fire down below ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh, oh, butt paste on my button ♪"
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"♪ Butt paste on my button ♪"
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"♪ Need it on my button 'cause it ♪"
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"♪ Cools and quells me so. ♪"
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"♪ Stay away, stay away ♪"
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"♪ From the big kid in the baby swing. ♪"
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"♪ There's a little metal box ♪"
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"♪ At the top of the stairs ♪"
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"♪ In the back of the closet ♪"
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"♪ And a tiny little key ♪"
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"♪ In the drawer with the socks ♪"
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"♪ And I know how to use it ♪"
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"♪ To open up the box ♪"
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"♪ And that's where the gun is. ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"You know, I talk a lot of smack, but at the end of the day,"
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"these guys are pros."
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"Even Broken Arm Coyote with Washboard."
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"Hey, let's keep this party rolling."
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"I'll go get us another badly-scratched"
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"plastic pitcher of soda."
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"Ugh, finally, he's doing something useful."
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"Nothing. It's just, you write all the songs,"
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"you've got a better voice, you've got the sweet bod..."
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"Oh, my God, babe."
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"Plus, you've got all the cool catchphrases like damn you all"
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"or what the dude or whatever."
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"Uh, it-it's deuce. But, uh,"
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"Does it-does it sound through the mic"
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"like I'm saying dude? Should it be dude?"
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"Meanwhile, everyone thinks Brian is the star of the group."
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"Who thinks that?"
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"I don't know. I'm just saying,"
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"after every show, the fans are always petting Brian,"
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"and not you."
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"No one's allowed to pet me. It's illegal."
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"getting all the attention that you deserve."
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"You should really watch your back."
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"Wow, it's hard to believe Brian would betray me."
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"See, Brian?"
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"Thanks for being here for that."
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"Now get out of here, we're about to drink some Chardonnay."
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"Chris, could you please get Hannah a thank-you basket"
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"and schedule her next appointment?"
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"I'd like to see her again in two weeks."
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"at 3:00 a week from Thursday."
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"That works."
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"And you know to fast the night before?"
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