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Clips from Family Guy - The Boys in the Band (S15E15)

"Yup."
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"And would you like to leave your panties in the fishbowl"
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"for a chance to win a free lunch?"
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"Good luck."
Family Guy
"When you gonna do that drawing anyway?"
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"Oh, there's no drawing, I just like smelling the bowl."
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"You know, you're doing a great job, Chris."
Family Guy
"Why don't you jerk the rest of the day off."
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"And to think I almost took that pop-up restaurant gig."
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"- Hi, you hungry?! - Aah!"
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"Check, check, Malia."
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"Check, Obama."
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"Check, check, check, Malia, Obama."
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"Let's just do a quick run-through of Little Brother."
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"♪ I want a little brother ♪"
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"♪ I think I'd ♪"
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"♪ Kill him dead. ♪"
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"Could-could we just cut Brian's mic?"
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"His humming sounds like my table's ready at Chili's."
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"Stewie, what the hell is your problem?"
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"I'll tell you what my problem is: I'm doing all the work"
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"and you're just riding my coattails."
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"What are you talking about? I'm just as big a part"
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"of this group as you are."
Family Guy
"Oh, really? You're writing about"
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"all your authentic baby experiences?"
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"You asked me to do this with you."
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"Why you being such a dick?"
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"Because I lost the baby!"
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"What was that?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, he saw that in a movie or something."
Family Guy
"I think it's time to talk about your future with the band."
Family Guy
"Are you serious?"
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"You're actually kicking me out of the band?"
Family Guy
"I think you and I should kick Stewie out."
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"And I'll take his place."
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"- What? - Bring out the snakes!"
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"Does he just come to all of our shows?"
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"So, you want to fire Stewie"
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"and be Red Shirt Blue Shirt with me?"
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"Absolutely."
Family Guy
"You're the whole reason the fans even like the band."
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"an impossible diva."
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"Yeah, but he's my friend."
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"Yeah, well, your friend"
Family Guy
"has been talking about kicking you out of the band."
Family Guy
"Wait, what? He has?"
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"And I don't know if you've considered this,"
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"but the clock is ticking on Stewie's cuteness."
Family Guy
"Huh. I guess you're right."
Family Guy
"I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up"
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"looking like an exact mash-up of Lois and Peter."
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"Groceries."
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"Hey. I had a thought about our costumes for today's show."
Family Guy
"I could wear a shirt that's both red and blue,"
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"and you can do spin art with all the wussy kids"
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"who are afraid to go on rides."
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"Yeah? Well, how about this, Stewie?"
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"- You're fired. - Pardon?"
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"That's right. Olivia's taking your place in the band."
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"You are looking at the new Red Shirt Blue Shirt."
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"What the dude? Uhp, you know what, deuce was right."
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"Come on, Brian. You and I should probably rehearse."
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"We've got a show in 20 minutes."
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"Fine, go ahead! It's not gonna be the same!"
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"Like Cheers wasn't the same when they brought in Kirstie Alley."
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"Norm!"
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"No, I'm-I'm Rebecca."
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"Yeah. I'm actually pretty good."
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"Yeah, you would. Dork."
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"But I do need to make that spreadsheet or I'm fired."
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"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Peter, our dishwasher is full of sex toys."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, Chris put those in there."
Family Guy
"It's for his job. He's workin' for Quagmire now."
Family Guy
"He's washing sex toys for Quagmire?"
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"Not just that. He also takes pictures"
Family Guy
"of Quagmire's genitals to track sore growth."
Family Guy
"So, brace yourself when you open iPhoto."
Family Guy
"It's on the Griffin Family account."
Family Guy
"What's wrong with this worm?"
Family Guy
"And you knew about this?"
Family Guy
"How could you let him do this disgusting stuff?"
Family Guy
"What? You're the one who wanted Chris to get a job."
Family Guy
"Yeah, like mowing lawns or trimming bushes."
Family Guy
"Oh, he's doing one of those."
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"That's it."
Family Guy
"I'm calling Quagmire right now and putting an end to this."
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"You have reached Glenn Quagmire."
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"To schedule a liaison, press one."
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"To cancel a liaison, press two."
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"If you're calling to report a pregnancy, please fill out"
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"our online form, and we will mail you a check for $180."
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"Thank you, and have a giggity day."
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"Chris, this is your mother."
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"Get these dildos out of the dishwasher."
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"♪ When everybody's gone to sleep ♪"
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"♪ And you've said good night moon ♪"
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"♪ There's plenty of noise still coming ♪"
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"♪ From Mommy and Daddy's room ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Daddy says please, Mommy says no ♪"
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"♪ Daddy says come on, Mommy says whoa ♪"
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"♪ Daddy says I'm done, Mommy goes wow ♪"
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"STEWIE, BRIAN & OLIVIA: ♪ Daddy rolls over and falls asleep ♪"
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"♪ Mommy drinks wine in the dark. ♪"
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"Thank you, Quahog."
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"That was great. They loved us."
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"Yeah, I guess, but did you see what I saw?"
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"That kid with the cane?"
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"No, Stewie was out there."
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"- So? - So?"
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"Brian, don't mess this up."
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"I-I hate to tell you this, but I'm afraid"
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"Red Shirt Blue Shirt is done."
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"I don't care. I don't need you."
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"I can get a hundred dogs to fit that stupid blue shirt."
Family Guy
"Like Frankenstein, when he became a loan officer."
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"So, I'm looking for money to open a small business."
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"We plan to sell antique lamps."
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"Handmade blankets."
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