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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You're a prostitute?"
Hung (2009)
"No, Lenore. I'm not a prostitute."
Hung (2009)
"I know, it's shocking, right?"
Hung (2009)
"But seriously, Lenore, we are a high-end service..."
Hung (2009)
"I don't know, Tanya."
Hung (2009)
"Get what I'm saying?"
Hung (2009)
"Like if I recommend a pair of Miu Miu shoes..."
Hung (2009)
"...it's because I have ten pairs of Miu Miu shoes and I know how they wear."
Hung (2009)
"See what I'm getting at?"
Hung (2009)
"You're saying you want to try..."
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"Yeah, I want to try one of your guys."
Hung (2009)
"And then we can discuss."
Hung (2009)
"This particular guy I'm thinking of for you is really quite..."
Hung (2009)
"He's very well-endowed."
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"Plus I do know a lot of horny ladies with cash."
Hung (2009)
"Perfect. That's great."
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"So he'll do me for free?"
Hung (2009)
"Well, no, we don't really do that."
Hung (2009)
"But Lenore, I would be willing to make it pay-what-you-will."
Hung (2009)
"I'm sure you'll be happy to pay."
Hung (2009)
"All right, I'll try him. And if I like him, I'll recommend him."
Hung (2009)
"By the way, what does he do? Will he lick my ass?"
Hung (2009)
"Can I get back to you on that?"
Hung (2009)
"Spumoni. Just like old times."
Hung (2009)
"When Ronnie isn't working, he can join us too."
Hung (2009)
"You guys still don't like Ronnie?"
Hung (2009)
"He's fine, Mom. Peace."
Hung (2009)
"Am I the problem? Is it me?"
Hung (2009)
"Guys, let's talk about it openly."
Hung (2009)
"We don't feel close. You would rather live with your father."
Hung (2009)
"Lately I get the vibe that you guys..."
Hung (2009)
"Well, quite frankly, that you guys don't love me anymore."
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"- Are you mad at me? - No, Mom."
Hung (2009)
"Are you mad about the solo?"
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"- I just want you to be the best you can be. - I'm not mad."
Hung (2009)
"- Are you mad that I fell in love with Ronnie? - Mom!"
Hung (2009)
"We're not mad at you."
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"When you grow up, you'll understand."
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"But regardless of all that..."
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"...I am still your mother and I am not gonna give up on us."
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"What does that mean exactly?"
Hung (2009)
"It means we're gonna spend more time together."
Hung (2009)
"We're gonna rediscover one another."
Hung (2009)
"Say nice things, do nice deeds."
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"For example, have I told you how much I love your skulls, Damon?"
Hung (2009)
"The black and white. The craftsmanship."
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"I love them. I do."
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"Thanks. Thanks."
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"- Hey, baby. - Oh, God, Ray."
Hung (2009)
"Try again."
Hung (2009)
"Be normal."
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"Come on in."
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"- Would you like something to drink? - No, thanks."
Hung (2009)
"Say yes, Ray. It's better if you say yes."
Hung (2009)
"But all my glasses are dirty, so let's pretend that you made it to the couch..."
Hung (2009)
"- So... - I hate suits."
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"I don't wear this shit."
Hung (2009)
"Okay, so just do what comes natural."
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"Oh, my God! God, Ray, no."
Hung (2009)
"Women are not poultry. You can't just grab."
Hung (2009)
"Okay."
Hung (2009)
"Tanya, how do I make you feel relaxed?"
Hung (2009)
"Start with a compliment."
Hung (2009)
"Women are a little insecure, so tell her she looks good."
Hung (2009)
"Is it that hard, Ray, to come up with a compliment for a woman?"
Hung (2009)
"Well, no."
Hung (2009)
"I find you very pretty."
Hung (2009)
"I..."
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"I really appreciate a woman who knows how to dress herself..."
Hung (2009)
"...well, like you do, with such elegance and grace."
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"Okay, okay, you get the idea."
Hung (2009)
"So now why don't you ask my permission to kiss me?"
Hung (2009)
"- Why? - So you can kiss me."
Hung (2009)
"We're not gonna practice that."
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"Let's not go there, okay? We have a business."
Hung (2009)
"Okay, you're right. You're right."
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"Okay, but we have to deal with this leaving-right-after-sex thing."
Hung (2009)
"What am I supposed to do? Lie there for hours?"
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"No, you don't need to lie there for hours."
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"But you do need to make her feel like you're not just lying there thinking:"
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""I can't wait to race home.""
Hung (2009)
"All right? By the way, what are your dos and don'ts?"
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"You know, what is the line that you won't cross?"
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"I don't know, Tanya. All my lines are pretty blurry right now."
Hung (2009)
"I'm a normal guy, you know?"
Hung (2009)
"What's normal?"
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"Maybe I'm just a bad person."
Hung (2009)
"Knock it off, Jess. You're fantastic."
Hung (2009)
"I obsess over trivial things."
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"I'm moody."
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"I don't give enough to charity."
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"Oh, there's so many people in need and I never give them anything."
Hung (2009)
"Honey, come on. Relax. You give plenty to the poor."
Hung (2009)
"Don't cram those in the drawer like that. Would you just fold the napkins first?"
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"You make me lose my mind. Whose fault is it?"
Hung (2009)
"She makes me lose my mind."
Hung (2009)
"You numbed up? Okay."
Hung (2009)
"Stick, tiny burn."
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"- Stick, tiny burn. - I just feel..."
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"...I don't know, unrealized."
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"- I have so much love to give, Ronnie. - Then give it to me."
Hung (2009)
"I do, but I want to give it to the kids."
Hung (2009)
"- Well, then give it to the kids. - They don't want it!"
Hung (2009)
"Well, honey, that's their loss."
Hung (2009)
"Are we doing crow's feet?"
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"- Somebody bought it for me. - Let's see."
Hung (2009)
"J.T. Warehouse. Going-out-of-business sale, 75 percent off."
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"Come on, handsome."
Hung (2009)
"So how do you like to begin?"
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"You want to smoke some pot?"
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"- Maybe later. - Do you mind if I do?"
Hung (2009)
"Smells terrific, doesn't it?"
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"- You seem a little nervous. Are you all right? - No, I'm cool."
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"Do you want to dance for me?"
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"I don't really dance."
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"What do you do, then?"
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"Who told you to say that?"
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"Listen, I'm not a romantic."
Hung (2009)
"I think like a man."
Hung (2009)
"I wanna cut the bullshit and get to the fucking."
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