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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I just need to know your name so I know what to scream when you're banging me."
Hung (2009)
"Can I call you Dick?"
Hung (2009)
"- You want to find out? - Yeah, I do."
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"Hold on, hold on, hold on."
Hung (2009)
"Put your hands on my ass."
Hung (2009)
"Yeah, but grab it. Really grab my ass and squeeze it."
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"Yeah. Okay, that's nice."
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"Okay, now let's kiss again."
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"- I want to see your pecs. - My what?"
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"It started out pretty good."
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"Flex."
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"But she gave more orders than a four-star general."
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"Lick it."
Hung (2009)
"... faster, slower, grind left, grind right."
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"Good thing I was an athlete."
Hung (2009)
"Grand slam."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Oh, fucking hell."
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"Hey, Lenore. Lenore."
Hung (2009)
"Where's my wallet?"
Hung (2009)
"Oh, Dick."
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"- Can you get me some water? - I gotta go."
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"Where is it? You put it somewhere."
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"I'm still stoned, babe. Talk to the maid, okay?"
Hung (2009)
"What maid?"
Hung (2009)
"Tanya, you gotta call me back. Right away."
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"I've gotta leave. I can't find my shirt. I can't find my underwear."
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"I can't find my wallet."
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"I've gotta be in class, Tanya, and there's no freaking maid."
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"And I think maybe your friend might have stole my stuff."
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"I've already had two parent complaints, Ray."
Hung (2009)
"What are they complaining about?"
Hung (2009)
"Because I don't know what you think you've heard, Rhonda..."
Hung (2009)
"...but I love these kids."
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"It's not that you said the word shit..."
Hung (2009)
"...it's that you made it the centerpiece of your speech."
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"What?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"I mean, I'm a basketball coach. I'm not a librarian."
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"But okay."
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"You..."
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"No more cursing."
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"Well, thank you, Ray."
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"So we're good? You're not gonna give me the ax or anything?"
Hung (2009)
"Is that a hickey on your neck?"
Hung (2009)
"Where am I gonna get a hickey from? Divorced."
Hung (2009)
"You didn't start it, right?"
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"Yeah."
Hung (2009)
"I would have called earlier, but I've been drowning in paper all night."
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"I know I should be more like Lenore and not care, but I just can't let it go."
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"I don't know. I just make sure all the words are spelled correctly when it does."
Hung (2009)
"Anyway, don't worry about the wallet. How was it?"
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"- She could post my name on the Internet. - Paranoia will destroy you, Ray."
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"Lenore does not want your wallet."
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"We don't know what she wants. You barely even know this woman."
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"I'm sure it's just a weird misunderstanding."
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"Now, will you let it go and tell me how it was?"
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"- It was okay. - Okay?"
Hung (2009)
"Can you use more adjectives?"
Hung (2009)
"...emasculating, never-ending and vaguely pleasant."
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"Vaguely pleasant? So it was good?"
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"If you get my wallet back, it was good."
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"It worked? Oh, my God."
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"Congratulations, Happiness Consultant. Oh, my God."
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"Should we go celebrate?"
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"Oh, my God, I hate this job."
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"Let's make $ 1 million, Ray."
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"Yeah, sure. I'm game."
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"Okay."
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"- That means there's no Art Department. - Gone."
Hung (2009)
"You pimp men?"
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"It looks good."
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"Will you sit down, please?"
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"Ray, it's a crucial aspect of the female sexual experience."
Hung (2009)
"- Richard. - Richard."
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"- Maybe 25 grand. - Come on, Brian."
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"What? You're shitting me."
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"You're not you. You're whoever they want you to be."
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"No, no, I'll miss your lively energy."
Hung (2009)
"The... The shape."
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"I feel like a freaking mortgage broker."
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"Okay, but just because they're wrong does not mean my fault."
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"Oh, yeah."
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