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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Whoa, you just said 25."
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"I said 25 or 30."
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"Come on, Brian. Give me a break, man."
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"You know how much mortgage I pay on this thing? Plus the penalties."
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"The wolf pack price, 25."
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"Ten percent to start, all right?"
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"See, my parents gave us this house free and clear."
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"They bought it when a view of trees and water..."
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"... wasn't something you paid $ 1 million to get."
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"Now our turn at bat, and what do we do?"
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"We get a home equity loan with this deal I bet my parents never heard of..."
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"... called adjustable-rate mortgage, or an ARM."
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"Yeah, fuck it. I'm not blaming anyone."
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"You're not gonna eat anything? You don't want some of my sausage?"
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"I don't eat sausage."
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"And I don't like corporate chain restaurants."
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"You know who's got great sausage? Home Depot."
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"- No kidding. - Okay."
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"Okay, Ray. This is what I've come up with."
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"It's our concept, our logo."
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"What do we need a logo for?"
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"Could you just look at it for a second? Do you like it?"
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"It's supposed to be spray-painted, not to be fine art."
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"What does this have to do with happiness?"
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"Happiness Consultant is a key component to our marketing plan, Ray."
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"I might even call it the secret to our success."
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"Now, our goal is for women to see happiness, but think great sex."
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"I don't think that'll be hard."
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"For a lot of women, happiness and great sex are the same."
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"Now, do you approve of this budget right here?"
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""Wardrobe, $800."
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"Webmaster, website expenses, $ 1000."
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"Viral marketing, $ 1500.""
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"- It's my job to have a vision. - I thought your job was to set things up..."
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"...and take 10 percent. - Fifty percent."
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"That's how these things work."
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"Okay, the commission's negotiable. Forty percent."
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"Okay, 30."
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"I know we might have to start with baby steps..."
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"...but my goal is for us to be pulling down a couple thousand dollars a night."
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"You think I'm that good?"
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"Maybe, if you work on your technique a little bit. A little bit."
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"My technique is fine, Tanya."
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"All right? I've been pleasing women for decades now."
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"You're not my only screamer."
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"I'm just saying that you might need a little training."
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"You know, in the foreplay department."
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"That's original. Tell the man he needs more foreplay."
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"You ever thought maybe it's just you?"
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"Maybe you've been reading too many needy magazines."
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"Look, I'm sorry."
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"But what proof do I have that you're a good pimp, Tanya?"
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"All right, as it so happens, Ray, I have an in."
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"- An in? - An in."
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"Can't believe you did this."
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"Oh, thank you. I love it."
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"Lenore, I'm sorry to interrupt."
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"Are you gonna get to these changes soon? Not everybody is quitting tomorrow."
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"Oh, shit. I forgot."
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"You want a piece of cake?"
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"I'm sorry, T-Brain. I bet you're gonna be glad to see me go, huh?"
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"Oh, and I'm gonna miss you, Tanya. You're one of a kind."
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"What does that mean, one of a kind?"
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"Well, you never say to yourself:"
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""Who gives a crap about this shitty temp job or if this puke shit gets done?""
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"Oh, no, no, that's not true. No, I say that to myself all the time."
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"I mean, I don't give a hoot about SEC compliance."
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"Then why are you still here?"
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"- T-Brain? - Don't ask."
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"She sounds like a bitch."
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"She's not a bitch, Ray. I hate that word."
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"She is the linchpin of our strategy."
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"Now, I ran into her at the mall and she's a professional shopper now."
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"You get paid for that?"
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"Rich women pay her to pick out their clothes."
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"Why don't you try the mocha?"
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"Then maybe I'll let you have one of those belts you're so in love with."
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"Whatever you want them to buy, they just buy?"
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"Pretty much."
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"Oh, my God. You're still working there?"
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"I thought you'd be like a social worker or something by now."
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"I have an M.F.A., Lenore."
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"You'll be like another product that she can recommend to her clients."
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"I haven't talked to her yet, but I think she might go for it."
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"- What do you think? - I think you're insane."
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"Ray..."
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"...and hell, I want my kids back."
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"So yeah, what the hell."
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"- Go for it. - Yeah?"
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"All right."
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"All right, call me later."
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"Okay."
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"Damn the torpedoes."
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"Who said it? Why?"
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"All right? That's for tomorrow."
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"- Dad. - Hey, guys."
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"- It's bad. - What's bad?"
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"- It's really bad. - Yeah, bad like crazy."
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"Look at her. Mrs. Gao is putty in her hands."
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"Mom wants Mrs. Gao to give Darb a solo."
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"- So, what's wrong with that? - She's blackmailing her."
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"Her and Ronnie raise like half her budget."
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"All right, yeah."
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"Your mom is trying, guys. She wants to be a part of your lives, you know?"
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"You should be happy she's a booster."
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"No, I don't deserve a solo, okay?"
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"The world does not need to be exposed to my voice."
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"I think you have a beautiful voice."
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"Just fix the house, okay?"
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"Yeah, Dad. We want to live with you."
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"I'm trying. I'm working on it."
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"- Yeah? - Lenore, hi. It's Tanya."
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"T-Brain. Is this a bad time?"
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"What do you want, T-Brain?"
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"Well, remember how I told you I'm going into business?"
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"A service I think some of your clients might be very interested in."
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"- What are you talking about? What service? - Well, it's a combination of things."
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"I'm hoping to make money..."
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"...and bring something positive into the world at the same time."
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"Well, it's a sexual service, actually."
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