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Clips from The Detour - The Wedding (S01E01)

"to enter the bonds of matrimony?"
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"Because the federal elitists are suggesting 18."
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"No! It's our choice!"
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"- That's why I am proposing 16. - No! It's too old!"
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"They call it lucky 7 for a reason!"
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"Why, in Uzbekistan, girls get married"
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"at the first hint of a menstrual cycle."
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"Ew!"
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"If he comes at you,"
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"punch to the throat, swift kick to the balls, okay?"
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"Your ex-wife... she haunts you. Even she thinks this is wrong."
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"Oh, grow up, Robin. There's no such thing as ghosts."
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"Nate, can you please help me?"
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"Technically..."
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"You know, if... if he wants to do this..."
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"And she, for some reason, wants to do this..."
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"- Yes, please. - And she approves..."
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"- Yes, of course. - Then..."
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"I object! Because I love her!"
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"I know so much about you!"
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"I know you like snack chips. I like snack chips!"
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"I read my phone on the potty!"
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"Oh, now hush. Security system. It's my walls, my rules."
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"Mom, Dad, can she come with us?!"
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"- Oh. - Leave this old dirtbag. Come with me!"
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"It wasn't so much a real bear as it was just..."
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"Putin kill bear with bare hands!"
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"No, that's the point. She is... she is a child!"
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"- That's the whole point! - Go get her."
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"Nuh-unh, pal."
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"- Whoa! Now, now, now, now, now. - Son, son, son."
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"- Easy. - Put down that hose..."
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"- Easy. - Young man."
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"- What are you doing? - Think before you act."
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"- No. - This cannot be undone."
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"Uhh!"
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"Hey, do not talk to my son that way."
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"We can't just leave her in the grizzled hands of a predator."
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"Because that would be abducting her."
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"which is a crime, unlike what they're doing."
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"I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do!"
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"followed by even better life"
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"as widow of rich doctor with no heirs?"
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"Well, there has to be more to marriage than money."
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"Look at you with your bracelets and that ring."
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"That ring. How much did you pay for that ring?"
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"I told you. He rich doctor."
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"So you're marrying off your child to this guy"
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"simply because he's a doctor? This guy doctor. You marry him?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- That's not medical school. - I know, but I took the M.C.A.T.S."
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"But you didn't."
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"- I know, but I could have. - How?"
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"But I leave here knowing that at the very least,"
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"I wasn't the one to do your bidding,"
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"Oh, shit. Nate. The champagne. Can you drive?"
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"Yeah."
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"She... she likes her drink."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, well, well, looks like we find ourselves"
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"back in Tienanmen square."
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"You know, for 20 years, I was ashamed of who I was,"
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"Sham of a marriage."
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"- Oh, I'm a creep? - Yeah."
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"Sorry we can't all be like you and Robin here,"
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"on the same schedule towards incontinence and diverticulitis."
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"y'all approve of these nuptials or not."
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"Paperwork is done. I just need you to sign it,"
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"make it legal. Then y'all can be on your way."
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"Oh, no, I'm not doing that. You can't have my signature."
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"Sign the damn papers!"
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"You know how much I spent to get her to love me? 50 g's!"
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"For what? Smelly socks and pictures of her on a balance beam."
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"That's it, buddy. I'm gonna run you over."
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"- Sorry, what? - Very derst, derison."
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"I think he's having a stroke."
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"- We're peaceful protestors here. - He's faking."
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"He's fa... he's clearly faking. Get up."
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"He's dying!"
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"- What? Oh. He's not... - no, I..."
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"Show up with sign, saying, "I no like! It's no right!""
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"What do you do about it? Send back to Russia,"
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"I know. Nobody thinks about it."
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"Sorry. That's only solution."
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"A candy bar?"
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"Yeah, I don't think I can afford that."
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"And what if you were to impregnate me?"
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"That's..."
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"Who's the next of kin?"
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"Uh, should be my daughter. They're engaged to be married."
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"Okay. Um, well, it looks like the internal bleeding is..."
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"if it wasn't for his judgmental mother."
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"Okay, well, he's feeling up for a visit,"
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"so you're welcome to come in and see him."
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"Okay, let's get the hell out of here."
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"- What? - Svetlana deserves a better life."
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"And once she gets her money problem under control,"
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"she can find me, and I can..."
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"- No. No. - Fix that."
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"- Never put a baby in a Russian. - No."
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"Are you absolutely, like, 125% sure?"
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"So, so sure that this is what you want?"
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"Pozhaluysta. da."
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"for the rest of your quite possibly few remaining days?"
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"So... Okay, that's a "yes.""
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"Regret joining, I now pronounce you man and wife."
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"You may kiss the bride,"
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"I don't wanna see it. I don't wanna see it."
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"As you can see, he'll never fully recover,"
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"Hi, this is Nate Parker. I'm a guest at the hotel."
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"Um, has... has a package arrived for me yet?"
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"who got married to that teenager?"
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"I know. It's disgusting."
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"How much you wanna bet they're actually poisoning him?"
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"What? No, his toxicology was clean."
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"I know. I had the same thing a few years ago."
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"They use antifreeze."
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"And over time, it rips the guy apart."
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"- Who the hell poisons people? - Russians."
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"No, you do. I see how you look."
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