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Clips from The Detour - The Wedding (S01E01)

"Well, of course I look. I'm not that good of a guy."
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"I-I was just making a joke."
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"We have to go."
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"It's disgusting!"
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"Do you know how much of that sweet tea I drank?"
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"No, it's a small dose. It's nothing."
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"Oh, now you're calling me fat?"
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"with all the amount of secrets between us,"
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"Well, no talking there. We can go there or there. You choose."
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"You're insane."
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"Insane."
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"Absolutely insane!"
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"Come back."
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"- Bad guy, come on. - I'm a good guy."
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"Why did they stay at a B&B??"
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"She likes B&Bs. It was a really nice B&B."
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"Plot twist... they didn't know that."
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"and I just feel like we owe them something."
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"- He comes here every day... - Hey!"
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"- We don't have any. - We've got a couple."
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"I am coming to Fort Lauderdale, and when I get there,"
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"Yeah, but, you know, in my village,"
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"No, there are absolutely absolutes, okay?"
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"And absolutely the best car in this garage?"
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"Not like that."
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"I cannot tell you how excited my baby is right now."
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"Guess some folks from the church"
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"Some people have taken issue with our age difference."
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"Yes, well, legally, I suppose she could,"
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"- told me, "it ain't right." - Listen to me."
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"Your dead ghost wife is wrong."
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"How can you defend him?"
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"What are you guys doing over there? Get in here."
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"I just did. Aah!"
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"- Dad! - Aah!"
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"Congratulations."
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"Oh."
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"Reverend Robin, the floor is..."
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"Well, I don't wanna marry you. I-I wanna marry her."
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"Gross. Nate? Do you wanna say something?"
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"Well, of course it's legal."
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"13!"
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"He's right."
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"I do."
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"Robin, let's make this official."
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"from beautiful life as wife of rich doctor,"
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"- By studying harder. - Is she coming with us or not?"
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"Sweetheart, I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, what... and what is that? A-a creep?"
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"Um, yeah."
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"You hit him."
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"Your son... doctor. Tell him do something."
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"Can I get you something?"
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"No. But I would like clothes,"
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"they'd already be married"
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"No. I think you should marry them."
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"I can put a baby in her."
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"Okay. And you?"
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"particularly the lower part of his body."
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"Nothing? Really? Okay. Um, can you call me if it does?"
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"I know you wouldn't..."
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"Am I killing a man or am I killing a monster?"
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"No, you're not fat. Listen, what I'm saying is that"
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"we have only the bad parts of an affair."
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"We don't have the good parts."
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"One quickie? One for the road? Deal?"
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"God."
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"Of course I care. What are you talking about, man?"
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"I knew you were a bad guy."
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"We don't approve!"
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"Get outta here! We're having a wedding!"
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"She shouldn't have to bear witness to your hate!"
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"And I'm so honored to stand here for love"
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""What is wrong with these backwards, pigheaded philistines?""
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"You're a side sleeper. I'm a side sleeper, right?"
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"- I'd like to say something. - Nate."
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"Svetlana, please, now don't be such a child."
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"You take care of us now."
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"You see my daughter. She is child."
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"Um, the temperature you cook eggs at... high."
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"Mmm."
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"- That's right. - Get outta here! Get outta here!"
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"and this web site, I really..."
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"Ah, yeah, really hot."
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"So you still coming down to Fort Lauderdale,"
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"Aw. There are no absolutes."
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"She is Jewish."
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"- 12! - 10!"
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"You are guests..."
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"The only thing helping me is this sweet tea."
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"I'm not gonna help you, you little bigot."
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"Now whatever happened to, and I quote,"
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"- What? - Yes."
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"You like that?! It's the hose of justice!"
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"Yeah, go ahead. Tape me."
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"Finally, the old battle-ax dies. I get a chance to be myself."
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"- Yeah. - But that is not for you to judge."
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"Whoa. Sounds like somebody made an unauthorized access"
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"He's a pediatrician, for god sakes."
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"I have tried to [Bleep] American girls!"
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"God, she's so young... young, young girl..."
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"No, no, no. Deep breath. Just ignore them."
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"Why even even put a number on it?"
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"You know, is easy to protest."
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"You are, objectively,"
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"- This doesn't feel right. - But it is right."
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"Well, no. I went to school for microbiology."
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"All yours."
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"- Yeah, I think we're done. - Yeah, let's get out of here."
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"Seriously! Aah!"
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"Oh. You... you a doctor?"
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"We'll have sex, and then I'll shut up about this?"
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"It should be illegal!"
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"You... you hold me up to impossible standards!"
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"I... but you're also right. It feels... Very wrong."
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"To be your awfully wedded wife?"
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"we needed a new drinking game."
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"Just speak from the h... oh. Dagnabbit."
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"Oh, yeah?!"
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"- I care more than anyone else. - Shh."
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