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Clips from The Detour - The Wedding (S01E01)

"No, you became a minister"
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"to piss off that dude at the restaurant."
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"we don't have time for a wedding."
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"All I have to do is sign a piece of paper."
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"W-would you have time for a little ceremony?"
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"Ew!"
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"Please, we'd be hitched by noon, I swear."
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"Okay. I'd be... I'd be honored to."
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"Oh, my lord! Oh! Mwah! Mwah! Oh!"
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"- Yeah, just... uh, no, no. - Mwah!"
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"Oh! Mwah! Wait till I tell the ladies."
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"- Okay, noon. Noon. - Oh, ladies? Ladies!"
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"What the hell? What's that about?"
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"I just wanna give them what we have."
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"Yeah, but we came and we disrupted their lives,"
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"Or how about you can support me on this?"
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"Whoa! What?"
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"All right, I'm done with this."
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"- Come with me. - Dad, help me on this!"
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"Let me show you something."
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"See that crazy old man right there?"
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"Yeah, and he's right."
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"Certain people just don't belong together."
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"- Hold on. - What?"
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"This lack of compassion and tolerance is very disappointing."
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"- That is not the little girl I raised. - You guys are disgusting."
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"What was that?"
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"I told you, we should've had more Jewish friends."
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"Yeah, you suck! We're friends of the Jewish people!"
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"No, not one."
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"Nick is half Jewish."
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"Vanessa, hey, it's Nate. I need to..."
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"oh, shit, this guy is rich."
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"Hey, uh, uh, I need to know if you sent that product, okay?"
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"It's very important you call me,"
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"so pull your head out of that big mound of coke and..."
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"Hold on a sec. I think this is you."
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"Hello? Vanessa?"
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"G-Gene? Uh, no, I'm not coming to Fort Lauderdale."
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"Why would you think that? What?"
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"Because you're still using the corporate credit card, you dummy."
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"Listen, Nate,"
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"I don't know why you're doing this."
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"I don't know if you're trying to embarrass me."
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"I don't know if you're trying to sell this product"
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"to another company."
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"Hey, man, I thought you cared about this company."
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"I put so much on the line for this!"
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"I told you he would cry, right?"
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"You girls owe me shots, shots, shots."
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"So, uh, listen, I'll let you go."
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"No, you listen to me, sweetheart, okay?"
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"I am gonna find you"
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"and I am going to [Bleep] you so [Bleep] hard, you..."
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"This is where I come to be bad."
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"I'm a good guy."
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"Ah. Good guy, bad guy, it's all perception."
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"You say I'm exceptional woman."
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"- I never said that. - Yes, you do. I see how you look."
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"Bullshit. Don't buy that story for a second. Okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"Vinyl? Absolutely overrated."
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"Dr. Rob? Absolutely super-duper rich."
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"Yes."
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"- Lime green 'cuda. - This American shit?"
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"Point is, I'm a good guy."
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"Oh, no, you're a bad guy, sweetheart."
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"But... I keep your secret."
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"There's no secrets."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Watching my girlfriend."
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"I got some bad news."
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"- She was kissing him. - You kiss Dad."
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"Is there anything special? A request you might have?"
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"We are far from traditionalists down here, Robin."
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"must've gotten wind of the festivities."
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"I'm still so shocked that that kind of anti-semitism exists down here."
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"Yes, well, it may not be just the Jewish thing."
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"Yeah, but still, they're just backwards, pigheaded philistines."
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"Well, she could be younger. I mean, hey."
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"but I couldn't very well"
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"push her down the aisle in a stroller."
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"Still, even my late wife..."
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"If you've been lucky enough to find love..."
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"I have."
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"You have, so nothing should stop you from"
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"grabbing onto it and holding onto it forever."
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"Not in our town!"
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"Not in our town!"
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"The racists down here are really organized."
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"This makes me really, really angry."
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"They're gonna ruin everything. Nate, go get rid of them."
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"I've learned to rise above the bigotry."
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"Is he smoking a pipe?"
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"You wanna make god happy?"
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"Bigots. I hate bigots."
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"- Why don't you stop doing that?! - Come on, Carl!"
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"The hose of just... oh."
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"Well, obviously, I'm not gonna spray you."
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"We trusted him with our children."
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"Yeah, so did I, and he's got a very gentle hand."
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"Don't use us as propaganda!"
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"- We're on the right side! - No, you're not!"
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"Fine, you're gonna have to spray..."
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"Ohh!"
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"Get in here and get changed for the wedding."
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"We've got you on camera. You're gonna regret this."
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"Uh, my name is Nate Parker, and I stand for true love."
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"Although I've only officially been a minister for two days,"
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"because love is right."
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"Thank you for that."
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"Is this a Jewish custom?"
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"Hey, good one, Rob."
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"According to the ancient laws of Jewish mysticism,"
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"we complete each other."
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"Whoa, now... now... now I'm an intuitive man."
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"I'm starting to get the idea that you two don't approve of this union."
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"What got to do with it? You are anti-semite?"
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"No! I... hold... well, hold on. Is this even legal?"
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"We have been debating this for far too long!"
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