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Clips from South Park - Oh, Jeez (S20E20)

"I'm tired of girls saying boys need to change."
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"Somebody has to stand up for our rights!"
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"No."
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"But something's about to happen that you aren't aware of."
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"and we are all completely fucked."
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"I've done things my whole life that gradually broke her spirit."
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"Now our only chance is to keep our heads low"
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"Women are sick of our shit, son."
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"we're all gonna be put in a big chamber underground"
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"We aren't gonna see home again, babe."
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"♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"Looks like America has voted for a change of pace."
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"The world is in a bit of a shock, uh..."
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"Is this... W-We're sure this is for real, right?"
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"What have you done?!"
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"You maniacs!"
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"We, uh..."
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"I guess we're going live to the acceptance speech now."
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"The people have spoken."
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"I will make this country great again."
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"This isn't how it was supposed to happen."
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"All my efforts the past week have paid off."
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"What do you want?"
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"in which I might have said something to the effect of it"
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"I just need to see exactly what I e-mailed you, Butters."
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"Ghostbusters sucked balls when actually I told you"
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"it was really funny several times in person."
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"Yeah! Boys and girls are at war,"
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"but you go and kiss your little girlfriend's ass."
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"If anyone should be pissed at chicks, it's you!"
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"You've changed, Eric. You've really changed."
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"Everyone's e-mails and Internet history"
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"after being targeted by the Danish Troll Trace Program."
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"It's complete bedlam inside the city limits, Chris."
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"Since the city was hacked, there have been murders,"
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"suicides, and complete loss of civility."
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"within Fort Collins who was married is now divorced."
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"This barricade behind me was put up not only to make sure"
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"but also to make sure nobody gets out,"
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"and claims that it will be available worldwide at any moment."
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"They're coming for me, Sheila!"
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"- They know everything! - About what?!"
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"Sir, if you'll come with us..."
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"You people really have nothing better to do?"
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"What he did online is his business."
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"How dare you burst into our home?"
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"Please know that I love you so much."
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"I really didn't think things would end up like this."
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"I just... feel so disconnected from the world, you know?"
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"I really thought this was gonna be the moment"
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"You can't stop believing that."
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"Now, more than ever, you have to stay strong."
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"At least I know you believe that girls are smart."
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"You are smart, Heidi."
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"And funny, too, right?"
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"This election really got to you, too, huh?"
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"For the first time, I'm really scared for the future."
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"Someone set me up."
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"I'm not Skankhunt42."
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"This election was stolen, and while this government"
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"Leave us."
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"The Troll Trace program"
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"The government has only a few short weeks"
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"to try and use that technology to stop the president-elect"
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"from taking office."
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"You've proven one thing... That you have the ability"
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"What do you say?"
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"Where is he?"
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"Do you have any idea what you've done to our country?!"
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"Fuck 'em all."
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"You admitted you didn't know how to run a country."
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"You agreed people were supporting you"
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"just because they liked the new Star Wars,"
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"and you begged me to help you lose!"
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"I changed my mind."
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"The new Star Wars was actually really good."
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"and going back to what feels comfortable."
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"all the old Star Wars moments into a new..."
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"'Member I got a bad feeling about this?"
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"I-I suppose..."
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"I suppose I could watch it one more time,"
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"under the guise of being a foreign ambassador."
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"Once inside the Troll Trace building, you will plant this."
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"the case will open, detonating an EMP device"
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"It'll fry all their equipment, servers, and backup computers."
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"One last thing."
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"you'll have to pretend to be from the Turkish Islands."
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"That depends."
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"Hic!"
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"Or me, from Family Guy?"
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"Hey, Ike. It's daddy."
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"Well, turns out that even the..."
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"Oh, hey, Kyle."
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"Dad, what's going on? Mom's freaking out."
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"Tell your mom everything's fine, okay?"
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"It's top-secret stuff,"
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"but everything's finally gonna be okay."
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"Please. I'm so confused right now."
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"Kyle, you got to lighten the fuck up, buddy."
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"Every day with you, it's Dad, I'm feeling guilty"
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"about this, Dad, ?I'm so confused about that."
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"You're a kid!"
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"You're supposed to just laugh and make fun of shit."
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"Stop being such a pussy, okay, pal?"
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"Daddy called you a pussy."
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"All right, everyone. Listen up."
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"with last night's election,"
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"but we cannot allow our school to be any further divided."
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"It is time to try and start the healing process."
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"Hi, kids."
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"I'm Bill Clinton,"
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"and I was almost the first gentleman in America."
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"Even though we might have lost the election,"
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"I'm gonna ask all you boys to agree to join"
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"Sometimes, I wish there were two of me."
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"♪ Two birds of a feather comin' to your school ♪"
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"♪ When you're not quite sure how you feel ♪"
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"♪ Ask Bill and Bill ♪"
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