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Clips from South Park - Oh, Jeez (S20E20)

"Say, Bill..."
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"Yes, Bill?"
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"Would you like to join my Gentlemen's Club?"
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"Okay."
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"Heidi, we... have to get to Mars."
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"I know, babe. You've talked about how humankind"
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"needs to get to Mars for a few weeks now."
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"that will make a lot of other people angry,"
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"and it's going to be very bad."
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"and it's only hope are the people who go to Mars,"
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"where there's no Wi-Fi, so nobody can see what anybody said or did on the Internet ever."
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"Yes, Heidi. I think there is."
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"You're here to support our country's Troll Trace program, yes?"
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"Nice little country you have here."
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"Yes, Ambassador."
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"Denmark is ranked the nicest place to live"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Won't you join me upstairs"
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"Okay, okay. That's good."
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"But now make sure she knows how you're gonna change."
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"I am gonna change. I-I am."
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"Whether she takes you back or not."
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"Yeah, but if you're just changing to get her back,"
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"then you're being selfish again."
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"Okay, look, the bottom line is"
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"You're a traitor!"
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"Go away, Butters!"
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"Who is that?"
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"How dare you be ashamed of who you are?!"
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"Oh, yes. They're nice."
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"And the leverpostarj is seasoned to your liking?"
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"I wouldn't know."
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"No, no. I-I'm just anxious to get a look at your servers."
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"They must be quite impressive."
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"everyone's Internet activity is very complex."
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"I'm so pleased you want to help us rid the world of trolls."
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"Do you happen to recognize..."
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"this woman?"
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"She had an amazing breast cancer awareness website,"
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"Her final straw was when she was trolled on a live TV show."
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"When the troll posted comments about the breast cancer"
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"Would you like to know what the doctors' names were?"
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"The first one was a Dr. Boobsoff..."
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"But probably most insensitive of all"
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"was when the troll said he was Dr. Ipples..."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"May I come into your lovely home?"
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"Well, of course. That's very gentlemanly of you."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"I wasn't expecting someone so stunning."
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"I'm so sorry for the intrusion,"
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"but I was wondering if I could speak with your son."
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"Oh, well, I'm afraid Butters is grounded for pressing pickle"
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"But... But of course we'll make an exception."
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"Butters has been grounded quite a lot lately."
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"Well, maybe I can help."
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"The gentleman is here to speak with you."
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"What?"
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"Hello, young man. Come on. Sit down."
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"Let's talk."
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"but I sure am excited."
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"America is going to be great again."
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"Aren't you excited, gang?"
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"No, I'm not excited. It sucks, Dad!"
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"Oh, come on, Shelley."
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"except for president."
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"Randy, you just spent the last month convincing me"
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"that the only reason people wanted to go back"
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"was because of a childish nostalgia they all had for the new Star Wars."
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"Have you really watched it, Sharon?"
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"It has more to offer than just nostalgia."
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"Let's all watch it again tonight."
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"What? I don't want to watch Star Wars anymore than I..."
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"Dad! What the hell is wrong with..."
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"What the..."
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"Skankhunt."
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"I was sent here by the government"
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"No, no, no, no, no. That's what I'm doing."
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"Hillary Clinton says I was the only one capable of..."
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"Being smart and funny enough to pull it off."
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"Yeah, that's what she told all of us."
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"All of us? Who?"
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"Hey, Skankhunt."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Don't you get it?"
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"The government made some kind of deal with the Danish."
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"They handed us over so they wouldn't go forward"
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"No, you got to let me out of here! I'm not one of them!"
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"Hey, look. It's 9:30."
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"The briefcases are about to go off."
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"♪ Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ♪"
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"♪ Never gonna run around and desert you ♪"
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"♪ Never gonna make you... ♪"
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"You really think all this pickle-pressing"
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"is gonna get you anywhere?"
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"What happened, son? Did a girl break your heart?"
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"I know."
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"I know how hard they can be."
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"You see, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
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"She and all the other women in the world"
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"are about to get payback,"
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"she is piiiiiiissed."
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"and act like we're changed men."
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"Because we're very close to the end."
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"The end? Of what?"
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"And soon, they're gonna know"
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"And unless we start kissing their asses,"
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"and milked for our semen."
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"We're gonna make it. There's no turning back."
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"Do you really think there's hope?"
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"Yes."
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"Just as J.J. Abrams did with Star Wars,"
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"I don't know, Eric."
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"What ever happened to sticking with your kind?"
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"Oh, God. Listen to you."
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"We also understand that nearly everyone"
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"nobody goes into Fort Collins,"
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"since there's no telling who's Internet histories they've seen."
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"Please! My wife is so pissed at me!"
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"We have him. Subject is home."
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