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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - WWJD: What Would Jessica Do? (S03E03)

"tried to drink a large apple juice."
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"How close were you? Do we need to burn your shoes?"
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"Hey, there's my friend Zack."
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"You and me. The answer was you and me."
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"Oh, and we need more dish soap."
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"Let's get a barrel."
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"I do have a little time on Sunday"
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"I think it's lovely you spend Saturday nights"
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"Damn it, Costco, you've done it again."
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"♪ It's not unusual ♪"
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"And not too rough on the old pocketbook."
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"my friend Zack wants to hang out next Sunday."
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"At 5 cents a cubic-inch, it's all our birthdays."
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"Oh, you did great."
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"The "friends price.""
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"You're welcome, pal."
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"Did you get it?"
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"It's not so bad."
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"That's them."
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"without someone to pull you out."
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"Hmm."
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"You're right."
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"Remember when I didn't eat my pizza crusts?"
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"Rice Krispie Treats!"
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"the B.A.C.T..."
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"Ritz me, Marie. I've had a day."
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"Hello, Evan!"
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"How boring was it?"
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"so this man Noah decided to build a boat"
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"Yeah, and he was 600 years old!"
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"Wait. You're going back next Sunday?"
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"Oh, Louis, my friend, come over here"
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"You know how every ad says"
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"What can I say? I'm hard to please."
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"- No, I'm good. - Come on."
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"An eight and a half."
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"I was never a seven!"
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"stick your chest out, keep your head up,"
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"Don't look at me while I do this."
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"If you're so curious,"
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"Don't go to church anymore."
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"Mommy!"
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"And, please, wipe off the microphone"
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"It's for both of us."
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"I mean, I know I say I'm a god on the dance floor,"
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"Well, do you have an appointment?"
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"Oh, and don't worry."
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"Hey, Jessica. Special today..."
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"and now he goes there instead of here with me."
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"I don't know."
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"they like about the sample."
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"Eternity."
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"I'm good out here."
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"They have something called Sunday School here."
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"It's school on Sundays!"
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"No kidding?!"
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"Oh, y-yeah. Of course it is."
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"I'll boil it and make a stock."
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"Hi, Mommy."
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"Today, my friend Zack"
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"It didn't end well."
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"He peed himself."
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"Good."
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"Look what I got you."
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"My very own Costco membership card!"
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"you can enter six to eight paces ahead of me."
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"Plus, when offers say "limit one per customer,""
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"Evan, they gave me a bag for my underwear!"
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"Bye."
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"What does that mean... WWJD?"
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"It stands for "What Would Jesus Do?""
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"Or maybe it stands for "What Would Jessica Do?""
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"She would put that in a safe place,"
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"because a replacement card costs $16."
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"S03E06 What Would Jessica Do"
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"When it's empty, I saw it in half..."
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"Two flower pots."
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"Ooh!"
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"What a list."
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"What a beautiful Costco shopping list."
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"Oh, could you add Frosted Flakes?"
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"That would be grrrrreat!"
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"It's what the tiger on the box says."
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"How does a tiger know more English than Grandma?"
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"Saturday nights are when we remind ourselves"
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"that we're not just roommates."
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"Okay, they didn't need to know that, sweetie."
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"Oh, Louis, how much do I owe you?"
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"Oh, please, put away your wallet."
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"It's on me."
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"You sure?"
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"Yes, Louis, you sure?"
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"Absolutely. It's the friends discount."
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"Oh, thanks, Lou. You know what?"
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"Why don't you stop by my dental office"
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"for a cleaning anytime,"
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"at the "friends price.""
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"while Jessica and Evan are at Costco..."
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"Like five to eight hours."
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"Done. I'll see you then."
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"focused on your marriage."
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"When I have a wife,"
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"I'm gonna touch butts with her every day."
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"We, uh..."
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"We've been putting off "the talk.""
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"Ah."
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"Hey, Monica."
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"Hey, Sam."
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"Hey, Jason."
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"I feel so calm here,"
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"just knowing all the bulk deals are waiting."
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"An entire case of mushroom soup for $4.99?"
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"Ooh, can we get this?"
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"♪ To be loved by anyone ♪"
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"That's silly. What would you even use that for?"
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"It's 80% off."
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"We'll get two."
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"Hey, Jessica! Evan!"
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"Don't wander far."
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"I'm debuting a spicy-ranch spread."
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