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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Gotta Be Me (S02E02)

""The head of the family is the one with the tail.""
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"Oh, here's the movie I was looking for."
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""La Choffey.""
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"you're one of our favorite customers, Louis."
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"You're one of us."
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"Uh, and your other rentals are due back Tuesday."
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"What? Who?"
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"So, it's Tuesday."
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"S02E22 Gotta Be Me"
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"Who's Eddie?"
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"Okay, who was it?"
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"Now move."
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"What?! But..."
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"Pow. That's why his tongue's out."
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"Uh, it's just... I found some tapes"
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"Action movies."
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"And you're worried that you're not giving Jessica"
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"That's what got you into this mess."
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"Pow."
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"I chaperoned when Nicole went,"
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"Look at this one."
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"holding out her milk jug to the world"
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"You hate being shirtless."
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"I found your tapes, Jessica."
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"The ones you keep hidden under our mattress."
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"The only movies I watch are riveting Denzel dramas"
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"I already searched her room."
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"and I'm gonna find out who."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Emery?"
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"you know, Emery, you're at an age where, uh, your body..."
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"Uh, uh, uh, a father's love knows no..."
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"I knew it was homework-related."
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"You guys are dorks."
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"I'm gonna tell an epic story through verse"
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"Did you fart? No, I farted."
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"Good."
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"Mother goose!"
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"No way. My mom hates fun!"
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"Here we go."
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"And that's how colonial women used milk"
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"Now, who wants to help me"
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"Whoa!"
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"You didn't get a kiss from her."
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"I vote we all pool our money"
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"I'm glad you and your friends had a good time."
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"It's taco day."
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"I know what a damp towel feels like, Eddie."
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"Boys!"
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"Stop chatting."
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"Eddie, take out the trash."
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"I would love to be Fun Mom."
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"I don't do that."
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"They're just too busy"
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"trying to figure out who they are to notice."
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"Oh."
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"why I have any fun around here"
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"and that's not fair."
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"This poem was written by a clearly sensitive student."
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"It tells the story of a young girl, Cosette,"
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"God, I want to see this."
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"Finding everything okay, Louis?"
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"Oh, uh, yep."
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"Thanks, Corey. Just browsing."
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"In the Critter Capers section?"
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"Oh."
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"I thought it said "Criterion Capers.""
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"Like silent French police dramas."
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"Inspector."
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""La Chouffe.""
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"Gnome's folly. It's a great choice."
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"See, this is why"
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"Y-You get film."
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"Most of the other people who come in here,"
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"they just want the latest Mel Gibson movie"
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"or something with cars fighting."
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"But not you."
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"I really am."
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"Oh, okay, you have a $2 late fee on "Das Boot.""
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"But, uh, since you're a fellow cinephile,"
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"I'm just gonna go ahead"
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"and das boot that right off your account."
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"I understand that reference."
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"Other rentals?"
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"Somebody from your family came in last week"
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"and rented a bunch of movies."
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"Our store policy says we can't reveal our customers' identities"
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"or any specifics on the account,"
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"but I can tell you they have terrible taste."
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"But it's not."
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"Eddie, up now! School!"
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"I'm Dorf."
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"I don't know who that is, but I don't have time for jokes."
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"Stop playing invalids and get dressed."
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"Who used my card to rent movies?"
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"Just tell me who it was."
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"I won't be mad."
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"Come on."
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"I know one of you took my card, went to the video store,"
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"embarrassed me in front of Corey."
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"Louis, nobody knows what you're talking about."
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"Let the boys focus on their breakfast."
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"Staring contest."
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"I didn't know. It's too early to compete."
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"Too late. I'm staring at you!"
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"Eddie, stop distracting Evan."
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"You can still eat, right, Evan?"
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"I never wanted this."
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"I'll wait outside."
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"Game over."
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"We tied!"
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"Okay, come on. We got to go."
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"Let's go. Come on, please."
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"Mom. I need you to sign this."
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"I'm not gonna sign another doctor's note"
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