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Clips from Married with Children - Here's Looking at You, Kid (S03E03)

"without telling the family,"
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"I want to have sex on the kitchen table."
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"in other places?"
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"But remember, Peggy, men are like little boys."
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"Oh, and I want that!"
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"what kind of perv-o would get turned on"
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"Steve, I feel so violated."
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"Gee, if we'd known you didn't know you were being taped,"
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"And then the ducky said to the frog,"
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"I'm helping her count."
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"Don't you think I've tried?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"and they're truly, truly helpless,"
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"[GAVEL CRACKS]"
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"Exhibits A and B."
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"No, really."
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"And, now...exhibit B."
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"in conclusion,"
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"Ms. Weigel."
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"I'd like to call my first witness to the stand,"
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"Thirty or 40 times."
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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"Look familiar?"
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"well, my wife's sick of poverty,"
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"And, uh..."
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"once again, I finish first."
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"Well, it may not be sex to you, but it is to me,"
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"And as for the Bundys,"
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"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury."
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"[SOBBING]"
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"Hurry up. Come on."
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"[PEGGY SLOWLY EXHALES SMOKE]"
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""Filth.""
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"And it might be more comfortable"
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"Your Honor,"
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""It's in my underwear. I dare you.""
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"and so we deserve a million dollars."
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"Okay, Al."
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"You earn it? Ha, ha!"
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"gonna get a million dollars?"
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"Get down in there."
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"That's 300 thou."
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"Oh, shut up, Al."
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"That way, everybody's happy."
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"was indeed invaded."
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"that'll make the devil himself vomit."
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"my wife and I and Peggy and Al Bundy"
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"[QUIETLY] Yes, once or twice."
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"Where are we going?"
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""we'll call him Sal,"
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"at least not with me.""
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"[CLICKS OFF TV]"
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"You told them."
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"Kel,"
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"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do."
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"And see justice served."
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"Who's that?"
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"our romantic activities,"
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"And that concludes my opening statement."
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"Good move, girlie."
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"And...the end."
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"that our privacy was indeed invaded,"
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"All right."
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