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Clips from My So-Called Life - Father Figures (S01E01)

"Bye."
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"Look, Rickie and your dad are bonding."
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"Come on."
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"Dad, your whiskers scratch."
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"Good. All right. Okay, you're in the zone now."
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"The next batch will be great."
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"- I can make you something else. - I am so hungry."
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"- Honey, do you want to flip one? - Rayanne can do it."
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"I'll still eat it."
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"She's a former Wharf Rat."
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"with a girl named Pop Tart."
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"You will be. After you hear our bootleg stuff."
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"Nice save. Sweetheart, may I speak to you for a moment?"
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"Sure."
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"I cannot believe we're being audited. That Wood & Jones Printing is."
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""Your federal income tax return has been selected for examination.""
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"I called Dad. He's going to come over so we can figure out what we want--"
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"Because he was too cheap to hire an accountant."
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"Promise me, we will handle this in our own way."
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"Nobody lied. It can happen to anyone. They pick people at random."
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"Just checking."
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"I didn't notice anything."
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"She acts so..."
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"Oh man, this is the hardest homework I've ever seen."
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"I found a copy of the return."
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"The place is lit up like a Christmas tree."
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"This is a copy of the 1992 return."
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"Dad, they pick people at random."
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"Never mind. It's not worth repeating."
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"I know. But, that's the kind of deduction that..."
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"- Hi you, honey bunch! - Hi Grandpa."
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"You got big."
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"but I wouldn't leave me alone with him either."
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"It's like a stun gun to your brain,"
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"You're right. We shouldn't go into a thing like this unprepared..."
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"but I know him, Graham. He'll never agree to--"
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"but if they found something, we got to pay up, you know?"
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"Locked in her room with that Rayanne person, why?"
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"Are you listening?"
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"That will be easy to remember. It's the same day as the concert."
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"- What? - I never mentioned..."
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"that Earl gave me two free tickets to the Dead concert."
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"our audit with a rock concert."
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"So, you don't want me to go?"
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"Vallone! I'll get Rayanne."
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"I just got to find my sock because it's Rickie's."
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"No, I got work to do, and anyway, I'm too old for that stuff."
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"So, what do you think? Would you like that?"
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"- Sure. - Thank you!"
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"I know you're not wild about the Dead like Rayanne is, but--"
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"also a dirty book, that little pearl earring I was so upset about..."
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"Thank goodness."
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"I'll get the tickets back. I didn't think it through."
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"The government is going to ground me."
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"It's like she's holding something against me, or something."
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"I know."
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"It will be on my turf and my terms..."
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"Chili fries?"
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"I couldn't say."
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"- You can't have any sugar. - It's banana, it's all natural."
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"- You kept a driving log? - You see it there, don't you?"
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"Banana cream pie."
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"To the IRS agent?"
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"Dad, we agreed--"
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"She has no objection to us doing this without an accountant."
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"- Mayhew's. - And where is Ms. Mayhew?"
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"We need guidance, Ms. Krzyzanowski."
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"Mr. Rinaldi is the Spanish teacher. This is English."
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"Okay, I'm going to pair you off..."
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"and you are going to trade papers and diagram those sentences."
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"you, in the pink shirt, you and you."
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"I couldn't believe that..."
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"Jordan Catalano was actually trying to diagram my sentences,"
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"And you have to say something else, just to make it stop?"
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"For the ID? I don't have it on me, but I..."
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"- You scalped our Dead tickets? - Rayanne."
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"We had Grateful Dead tickets."
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"People don't sell Grateful Dead tickets."
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"with a chiropractor in this neighborhood."
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"Okay. Yes, say good night to Mom."
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"I'm so scared."
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"It's exactly what all the books say never to do."
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"Lunch was a disaster. He forced me to order pie."
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"Of course I need you."
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"part of my homework."
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"That was my grandmother's."
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"Well, then it's not worthless."
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"I just didn't want to conceal anything, that's all."
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"I would also like to add that..."
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"during the fiscal year in question, I was felled..."
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"Well, you look just fine now."
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"- Why are you telling me this? - No reason."
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"What?"
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"We've always taken those. Like into the mountains."
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"- Daddy, please, just-- - Just what?"
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"- Daddy, I'm trying to help you here. - Help me? I don't need your help!"
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"- Do we have an agreement? - We absolutely have an agreement."
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"- Hey! - Daddy, please."
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"Do what you want. I don't give a damn."
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"I'm just sorry you had to witness that business..."
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"We got a problem."
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"Just give them back."
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"Rayanne has them. And she's going to be here any second."
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"- Look, I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry!"
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"It wasn't locked. And I can't go home right now..."
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"and there's nowhere else to go, and it's so freezing."
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"- What about my room? - What about your parents?"
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"They won't even notice. They're balancing their joint checking."
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"Mine are getting audited."
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"You're dad is so different from my dad."
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"Try not to sweat into it."
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"- Brian there's another bag here, - I know!"
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"What's really horrible, Is being a witness..."
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"- So, wait, what were you saying? - Nothing. Just..."
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"Don't call your father "he"."
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"and you sold tickets you had no business selling..."
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"- Rayanne! - It was so beyond."
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"and from my own side."
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"I had a feeling."
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"Rayanne?"
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