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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sacred Couch (S06E06)

"And a lock of its hair."
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"Here we are. The commercial"
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"doesn't do the place justice. Actually, it does."
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"There she is. Oh."
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"What can I furnish you with today?"
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"Uh, is the Sofa Queen here? My wife is a huge fan."
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"Oh, what's the point of anything?"
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"Well, the queen might not be here,"
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"Oh, you mean: "Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor. Boi-oi-oi-oing!""
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"Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!"
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"I'm numb, say it until I feel something."
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"Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor."
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"One more time. Okay, that's okay."
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"Let's go browse around."
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"we're definitely gonna buy something."
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"I'll believe it when I see it."
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"It's like a rave for furniture."
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"Oh, it's Teddy."
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"Hi, Teddy. Hi, Lin. It's Teddy."
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"Yeah. The couch, the couch! How's the couch?"
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"One guy showed some interest, but he had a beard,"
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"Oh! Get 'em off. Get 'em off it! Hey, shoo. Shoo."
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"Get out of here! Now pigeons. Pigeons are on it now."
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"No, no, no, I'm yelling at the pigeons."
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"You can't tell what I'm doing here?"
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"I'm yelling at the pigeons."
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"Officer, I'm yelling at the pigeons."
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"Geez! Mom's got to pull herself together and move on."
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"Weird freak accident?"
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"Did I weaken the wood under the couch"
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"I can't believe it."
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"it was your idea, Dad."
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"I get it... You said that."
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"I said... But I didn't mean..."
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"You ordered a hit."
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"You didn't want to dirty your pretty hands,"
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"but you're not gonna hang me out to dry on this!"
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"Oh, God, here she comes."
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"He got there just in time."
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"use low chairs anyway?"
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"Yeah! All chairs should have safety straps"
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"and pictures of bears on them."
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"I'm gonna ask Mom and Dad to buy one."
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"I'm sure I could still fit."
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"Uh, look who's talking, Girth Brooks."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"I've been a size six for years."
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"I bet I can still fit in a high chair and you can't."
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"What's the winner get?"
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"You're on."
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"Uh, uh, uh. Huh?"
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"Let me guess, high chair bet?"
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"I've seen it before and it doesn't end well."
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"Sorry, we'll get down. No, please."
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"We have a "you break it, you buy it" policy"
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"Wow, what a nice guy."
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"You think so? We've looked at 12 couches, Louise."
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"I'll sit on it because I'm tired."
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"Eh. Maybe this one's not terrible."
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"Yeah. It does feel good."
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"Yeah, not bad."
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"Just browsing? Okay. There you go. Walking away."
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"On the count of three, jump into your high chair."
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"Is this how babies do it?"
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"Fun babies. One..."
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"Two..."
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"Gene, Tina."
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"Uh, guys, try out this couch. Nice."
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"This is some real butt candy."
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"Uh, how much does it cost?"
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"I could sell you this floor model for $499.99."
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"Boi-oi-oi..."
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"and I have to point out it does have a stain on it."
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"We'll teach it what stains are."
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"So you'll take it?"
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"Mom, are you okay with this?"
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"Sure. Sure, let's do it. Let's do it."
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"And I'm supposed to do my little jester dance"
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"when I make a sale."
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"Uh, we're good. You sure?"
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"Linda, this is gonna be good, right?"
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"See, Dad? It worked. What?"
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"Hmm? What did yo...? Wait. What did you say?"
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"I don't know. What-what did you... what did you say?"
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"We put the couch out of its misery!"
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"It was dying anyway."
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"It's so pretty."
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"Who's "we?" Bob? Mm. What?"
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""We put the couch out of its misery." Who's we?"
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"Were you a part of this? I would like to say,"
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"And I did not mean in any way to cause..."
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"Okay. Perhaps I can throw in some pillows and blankets,"
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"'cause it looks like you're gonna be sleeping on this couch."
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"Linda! Wait!"
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"You and Louise killed the couch, Bob!"
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"Lin? Lin?"
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"It's the Sofa Queen!"
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"The leader of the Ottoman Empire."
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"Uh, your Royal Highness?"
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"Curtsy time! Oh, right."
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"Okay, okay, okay. Let the woman with the crown talk her down."
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"She talked me into marrying her sister."
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"I know, I know."
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"It's you."
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"Your Majesty, it's really you!"
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"lady crying in the middle of a store."
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"Come on, make some room."
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"Oh, I don't like this. We sell this?"
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"Did you bring this?"
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"To the high chairs!"
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"You don't do that to a woman's couch!"
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"The couch I raised my babies on!"
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"Horrible! Hey, Bob!"
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"Oh, no."
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"that sounds like a special couch."
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"You got any pictures?"
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"Yeah, I took one this morning... here."
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"Good couch, right?"
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"Yeah, it's got character splattered all over it."
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"Linda, that's what we call in the industry a nasty couch."
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