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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sacred Couch (S06E06)

"Oh. Right. I gue... I gue... I guess it's bad."
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"Okay, it's bad."
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"I'm only trying to sell you a new couch, and I am."
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"I do? Yes."
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"New couch? New couch."
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"I love you. I know."
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"Don't touch the queen. Sor-Sorry. Sorry."
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"So it's really happening... we're getting a new couch."
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"It is, and you are welcome."
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"We're actually replacing Old Stinko."
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"Yup."
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"Back off a little."
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"Sorry, I-I got on a roll there."
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"This can't be safe for babies!"
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"Aah!"
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"Why am I doing this?!"
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"I knew I wouldn't fit. What came over me?!"
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"Come on, everybody eat faster"
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"so we can start TV night on the new couch!"
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"Where are the napkins?"
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"Do you mean the paper towel roll?"
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"Yeah."
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"This guy hangs out with a queen."
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"Now he's using napkins."
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"Again. Louise, did you do that?"
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"Kick the paper towel roll? Of course."
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"Ugh! Fine!"
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"Hi. Well, this is awkward."
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"I know what you're trying to pull,"
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"looking all pathetic on the curb."
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"But it's not gonna work."
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"I'll just close my eyes."
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"Oh. Mm-hmm. Old couch."
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"Yup. It's gonna be fine, right?"
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"It-It's gonna shake that off."
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"There you are!"
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"All right, new couch, here we come! So this is"
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"what it feels like to sit upright."
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"Is it gonna...? Oh, God."
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"It hit the puddle."
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"but I can make forts with the new couch."
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"Son of a bitch."
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""We've gotta go get it.""
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"I don't know who I am on this couch."
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"What?! Oh, no, no, no!"
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"So we went through all this, and now you think it isn't nuts?"
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"So, you do like the old couch?"
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"No! It's a gross,"
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"lumpy, dumpy monster, and... aah!"
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"LINDA, GENE, TINA and LOUISE: What?!"
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"No! No! No!"
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"- You guys react weird to good news. - Yes!"
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"Where the freak is our couch?! It was here just a second ago."
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"but I didn't want to interrupt your time with the new couch."
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"Who was it? Some teenage boys."
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"I'm willing to make that sacrifice."
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"Why did they want our couch?"
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"They invited me to their show."
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"I haven't been to a rock show in a while."
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"What do I wear? Are sleeveless shirts still cool?"
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"and see if anyone knows how to find these guys."
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"and think about all the good times we had with the..."
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"Sleeves? No sleeves? Let me know!"
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"It's four teenage boys."
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"They're-they're always changing their name."
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"Uh, used to be the Melon Smashers."
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"Now they're called, um..."
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"Those idiots are gonna burn our couch and put it on their flyer!"
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"Well, why'd you give your couch to the Couch Burners?"
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"Hey, that's the old train depot."
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"we should get one silly one, just for sillies."
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"Oh, sure, yeah."
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"Bunch of sick sofa psychos!"
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"Excuse me! Hey!"
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"We found this thing on the street."
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"Finders, keepers. Keepers, burners."
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"It's gonna be immortalized on our new flyer, so..."
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"you're welcome. Ha."
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"Those are good lyrics, man."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Linda, you're not talking about the new couch? Why not?"
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"when we took the old one back?"
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"so it looked like they were making love."
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"Aw. Mmm!"
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"Well, we could sell it."
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"Damn it, Dad! Do you want the old couch back or don't you?!"
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"We don't know anything about this new couch."
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"Yeah! What's going on there?"
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"Well, what do you need to know?"
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"Um, yeah, you can."
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"Okay, we'll take it!"
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"All right, guys, one more."
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"No, you had your eyes closed"
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"If you put one foot in front of the other, you'll look thinner."
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"Yeah, that's perfect."
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"Yup. Who knows a good upholsterer? Anyone?"
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"I do know a good upholsterer."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"What's she mean? What talk?"
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"Yeah, we called the pediatrician to see if couch foam"
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"I think I'm gonna get some snacks."
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"Were you serious about the snacks? 'Cause I hid some"
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"And he left a note. "Checkmate.""
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"Oops! What am I doing?"
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"Oh, my word!"
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"Oh. That's optimistic."
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"Just folds out because it's broken.""
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"but maybe you'd like to meet her loyal servant"
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"Thanks. Thanks. No, no, no. We're done. Why? What?"
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"No, no, we're gonna, I mean,"
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"Uh, it's okay, it's here with me now."
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"Yeah. You did that?"
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"No. Wink."
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"Well, uh, time to look around."
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"Terrific! I'll get the paperwork."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"You said, "It worked." What... worked?"
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"What?! What?! Oh, God."
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"I was just getting fudge pretzels, and..."
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"Checkmate! I know, Gene."
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