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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sacred Couch (S06E06)

"We gotta get the old couch back."
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"I wanted to keep the old couch, but you told me I was nuts!"
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"I know, okay? It's just, how can you not look"
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"at that stinky old couch out there and not want it inside?"
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"It's... it's one of us."
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"Let's just go get it, okay?"
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"Uh... all right."
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"Let's go! Let's do it!"
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"Good news! Someone picked up the couch!"
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"Those first moments of bonding are so important."
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"They were in a band."
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"Exchange me for the couch."
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"No, Tina. A band?!"
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"Probably to sit on. Lazy band."
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"It's next Friday at the Ear Drum."
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"Come on, we're going! Let's go! Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, scope it out. Pay attention to the shirts."
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"Oh, I know those guys."
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"Yeah, w-what do they call themselves now?"
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"Then they were the Vase Breakers."
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"oh, yeah, yeah, the Couch Burners."
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"Oh, God. The Couch Burners?"
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"Oh, they got your couch, huh?"
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"they're standing on the railroad tracks."
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"After we get the shot we're gonna use,"
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"Why do I have to...? Oh, fine."
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"Uh, are you the, uh, Couch Burners?"
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"Oh, my God, have you heard of us?"
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"Uh, I'm really sorry to do this, but we need that couch back."
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"It's ours, and you're not gonna burn it!"
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"Sir, I get it. You love the couch."
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"I know, right?"
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"Yeah, yeah! A buh-buh better couch!"
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"Yeah, Dad, why not?"
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"'Cause it cost $499.99."
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"It's a floor model. We can't return it!"
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"Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on a second."
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"again, so... one more."
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"Here we go. All right, eyes are still closed, so..."
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"Ugh. We got the couch back, Mom. We did it."
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"Quick fort while we're waiting for new couch to burn?"
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"it's everything we're good at."
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"but I think we'd surprise ourselves."
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"I tried windsurfing once. That's the whole story."
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"Everyone, shh."
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"I'm the Sofa Queen,"
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"and I'm here to banish your ugly furniture."
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"This child's bedroom set offends me."
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"Off with his bed."
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"I'm gonna replace it, but with a couch,"
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"because normal adults do not own futons."
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"I command my subjects"
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"to visit the Sofa Queen Furniture Outlet."
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"Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor."
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"Boi-oi-oi-oing!"
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"While we're on the subject of couches,"
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"maybe it would be a good time for you and Mom"
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"to have, you know, the talk? Oh."
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"Is this about how messy Mom's purse has been?"
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"I love balled-up receipts as much as the next guy,"
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"but come on! No, Gene."
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"Um, Lin, you really love the Sofa Queen, right?"
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"That would be fun."
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"And...? Dad...?"
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"maybe we could get a new couch."
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"No, Bobby, no. I love our couch."
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"We're family. And we're sitting on the floor."
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"The couch smells really bad, Lin."
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"Memory musk."
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"It smells like if all the food we've spilled on it"
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"had a war with all the butts that sat on it."
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"I'm mostly getting Dad."
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"The stuffing in the cushions is all lumpy."
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"Well your cushions are pretty lumpy, too, mister."
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"Mom, there's a damp spot on the couch"
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"that somehow never dries."
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"Ever! It's always there!"
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"Yeah, like magic. It's special."
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"I remember that happening"
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"in an infinity pool, but whatever."
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"was okay for babies. He said no."
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"He said she could've choked and died."
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"Ugh, Mom, we get it."
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"Mom's right, Louise. The couch is family."
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"You too, Gene? Seriously?"
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"I know where my butter's breaded."
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"That's my boy."
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"Come on. No!"
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"Dad, you like snacks, right? You snack, huh?"
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"Louise, I tried."
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"Look, we'll get rid of the couch someday."
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"How? Mom's never gonna give it up."
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"fudge pretzels from Gene, if you're interested."
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"I don't know. Maybe something will happen to the couch"
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"Right."
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"Found 'em. Ugh, Gene got to 'em."
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"Yay, family TV night!"
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"Uh, pass."
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"Fine. More couch for me."
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"Get in on this, babies."
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"First one on the couch gets to pick the show."
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"but I'd settle for mature themes."
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"Oh, my God! Couch?"
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"Couch, say something!"
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"Well, I guess we're getting a new couch after all."
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"The couch is gone, Teddy."
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"to tell myself it's-it's life."
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"Might be time to start making arrangements."
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"Come on, people. Are we gonna stand around all day,"
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"or are we gonna go get a new couch?"
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"Oh, hold your horses."
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"I want to be here if anyone takes it."
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"Uh, I can keep an eye on it."
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"I'll be here all day. Mr. Fischoeder hired me"
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"The holistic healing place that moved out"
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"Hmm. Still smells like incense in there, though."
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"It's gonna be my most relaxing day of work ever."
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"Anyway, I'll see that the couch goes to a good home."
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"Aw, thank you, Teddy."
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"Yeah, thanks, Teddy! Bye!"
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