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Clips from Scrubs - My Catalyst (S03E03)

"Even random people."
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"Dr Cox, I could use a little help."
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"Unless you're lucky enough to have those Queer Eye guys show up at your door."
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"But I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever this is."
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"do it when my hair doesn't look awesome. I know. It's new wax."
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"- What is? - It's OK to want a piece."
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"Back when I was a resident I had trouble with metabolic diseases."
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"Christopher, I could do without the colour commentary."
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"Why a colour commentary? Cos I'm doing it? Just kidding."
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"I was excited for Turk and he was excited about my big hair news."
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"Have you seen these lately?"
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"- Is that racist? - That depends."
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"There's a visiting professor coming who's a medical attending"
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"and simultaneously exhale as my right foot plants? How hard?"
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"- The jar said unisex. - I know."
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"Dr Kevin Casey. Dr Kevin Casey."
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"- Why do you keep saying your name? - It just keeps me from losing my..."
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"It's OK. You can say it."
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"And, I'll tell you this, big Kevo, I always knew I'd see you again."
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"Loved pirates. Just like me."
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"I wanna hear all the stories about what my mentor was like as a newbie."
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"Randall and I can get rid of that garbage for you."
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"Sir, those darn birds are back."
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"I have to say, it was amazing watching Dr Casey work."
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"- That's a great sign. - Okey-dokey, artichokey."
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"- I'm more skittish. - Yeah, you're like a big squirrel."
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"Ahoy, there."
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"I said enough."
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"After one day it felt like he was the mentor I wished Dr Cox would be."
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"Still, I've got to stay cool. I know I'm prone to hero worship."
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"Man, the surgeon in me is antsy. I need to cut somebody up."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Macaulay Culkin."
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"The French would help with the ladies."
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"Dr Wen? Can I ask you a question?"
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"and I wanted them to shut up if it wasn't true."
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"What?"
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"One thing I've learned is that you never antagonise your boss,"
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"It's all here."
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"That's not part of the deal."
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"You get out."
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"because now I'm expected to make eye contact with every insult to medicine"
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"Don't tell me the great one is stumped."
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"I tested his blood for deficiency of beta-glycosidase activity."
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"It's like a jar of pickles, you loosened the lid and pop! I took it off."
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"- The Todd, is it? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Cool trick. - You should try it."
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"Takes a lot to make the big dog sit up and take notice."
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"Sorry, are you done with the speechifying?"
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"- Try not to touch me as much. - Fair enough."
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"I'll say the same thing I told the grocer when I bought the spread"
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"If people keep pushing me for no reason,"
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"- I'm not cleaning you up. - Arm."
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"OK. What is the demyelinating CNS disorder associated with the JC virus?"
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"Absence of von Willebrand receptors."
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"I hate to be childish about this, but I have to "make"."
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"That means driving home and scrubbing the toilet seat"
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"Speaking of which, Newbie, you've been uncharacteristically quiet."
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"You had trouble with metabolic diseases?"
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"But I knew I had him."
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"OK, first I think that we should go over the rules."
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"Half the time the guy doesn't know he did it."
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"Watching Dr Casey's procedure again?"
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"- He's so fast. - Yep, he's out of our league."
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"You don't carry around pictures of him and his attending, do you?"
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"Well, I don't carry anything around."
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"they're pathetic. You know what I mean?"
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"Totally."
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"None of us slept last night. How I know that is irrelevant."
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"Stop looking at me, or die."
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"- Morning, fellows. - What do you say there, Kevin?"
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"All right, all six of your butt cheeks just tightened up."
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"- That guy. - Hey, Hair Club."
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"OK. Here we go, baby."
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"I don't understand why this guy bothers him so much."
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"What's up with the oatmeal today?"
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"- Too much milk. - No."
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"He just did. Kevin, are you single?"
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"Yeah, me too."
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"OK, I've removed the gallbladder, sealed the vessels, and time."
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"I know, but you don't."
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"- But... - Don't."
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"Because of these. I don't think I can."
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"In, gallbladder, out, done. Four seconds. A new record. World record!"
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"Wait!"
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"When rational men are forced to face their shortcomings,"
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"If you know where all the garbage in this hospital is going,"
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"- Sorry, sir. - Thanks."
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"Dammit!"
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"What?"
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"You're about to get an earful, JD style."
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"No, Kevin, I have to talk to you right now."
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"I think owning your burdens is half the battle."
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"Turk knows that he'll eventually have to decide what his priorities really are."
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"You, my friend, are going to be the best baseball player in the world,"
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"which will make me the best baseball player in the world's father."
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"Everyone here thinks they know me inside and out."
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"You'd think they'd know where I'm gonna end up."
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"but we all have to play the hand the big guy dealt us."
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"If you wanna use the appearance angle to knock my self-esteem,"
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"Check out Mrs Barlow's chart. I doubt myself with interstitial lung diseases."
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"Handle this yourself, Britney. I'm going with female pop stars today."
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"So I grabbed every case I could get my hands on until I had it down pat."
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"I've been playing a little John Madden football on my Xbox."
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"On who, Todd? There are no women here."
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"Well, it's still funny."
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"The Todd used to be our number one lab-coli guy. The torch has been passed."
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"Thank you, sir. Dude. Wait till you hear this."
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"- New wax did that? - I couldn't believe it either."
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"- New wax did that? - I couldn't believe it either."
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"Sorry about the girl talk."
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"- Did you have them for breakfast? - Maybe."
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"What Carla really smelled was all the excitement in the air."
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"Super-Doc."
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"Dammit."
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"How hard is it to step in here left foot first"
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"- Whose hair smells like lilacs? - Hers and his."
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"Well, that's very pretty. And deeply disturbing."
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"At my hospital they don't make you sign forms to cut open people,"
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"you just have to bring your own knifey thingy."
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"- It's not a secret. - I know. I always talk like this."
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