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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Back to Cool (S02E02)

"And all because you couldn't give your dad some time alone."
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"Five-year-old anorexics forced to get spray tans."
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"Close enough."
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"...you've gotta do something for it."
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"Terrific. Roberta, you and Rallo are going..."
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"Ah. Finally. I can hear myself think."
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"I wonder how the Captain and Tennille met."
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"Hmm. Nice to have time for these thoughts."
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"I have to go the sit kind."
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"- I'll miss you. - You'll be fine."
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"If you don't like what you're doing, use your imagination. Argh!"
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"Bye."
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"- And the bedroom. - Heh, heh."
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"It's past midnight."
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"- No Rallo. - No Junior."
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"All right, I'll get it."
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"Hello? No, you listen to me, Drake."
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"...they gotta dig it out of my brain themselves."
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"You gotta get before you get got."
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"You know I shower when I'm scared."
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"- Boy, you crazy. - Heh, heh. Gobble, gobble."
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"He told me a pattern for the Ms. Pac Man machine."
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"That way, I could spend more time with my Popsicle-stick houses."
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"- See you, Pac-Man. - Stay black, man."
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"We need to talk."
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"Spend my days inside you making houses of even tinier materials, such as toothpicks."
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"Oh, man, that's crazy."
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"So how do you know this dude again?"
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"- Elaine Boozler? - No, you know, Joanna. From school?"
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"You haven't?"
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"I'm going to do it when he becomes a man, on his 18th birthday..."
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"...and is headed to university."
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"You're not the expert just because you've had sex..."
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"Amen!"
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"The perfect setting for a father-son talk."
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"Waves tickling our toes, salt air filling our lungs, seashells are everywhere."
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"Yep. Mm-hm. Yeah. I'll let him know."
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"And I know you're becoming a man and there's a few things you should know."
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"Becoming a man. Ugh. Here we go."
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"In nature, certain things are meant to fit together."
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"...takes his most special treasure and cuts it."
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"And that will work?"
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"If I know soda as well as I think I do..."
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"...yeah, ahem, it'll work."
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"Talk to me. How'd it go with Joanna? Tell me everything."
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"I asked her to the movies. She said no."
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"Hmm. He's probably beating himself up worse than we ever could."
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"Heck, we could even take us a couple po' boys in there."
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"What do you say, champ?"
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"That po', po' boy."
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"You're not fooling anybody, sneaking that food into the theater."
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"Robert's dating Joanna? Oh, Junior's gonna be devastated."
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"And I can't imagine Joanna's father will be..."
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"Cleveland, Junior's on the date with Joanna."
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"Heh, heh. See you after the show, Dad."
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"I carried that boy for nine months."
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"Mm. Used to treat me like a man too."
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"Why would you call Robert "Dad"?"
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"- Wisk. - Right."
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"You're not cool. Heh, heh. This guy."
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"I don't know, Cleveland."
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"I have to admit, when I imagined having a black friend in my mind..."
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"...I was picturing more of an Isaac Hayes type."
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"Maybe if I shaved my head..."
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"- to determine which contestant is cooler."
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"There's only one way you're gonna win this thing and that's if I coach you."
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"- Time to make him pay. - Yeah."
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"- We're gonna make him pay! - Stop it."
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"Remember, we have absolutely no street permits for this event."
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"So if the cops come, run like hell."
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"Nice. Our next judge takes a lot of credit while gravity does the work."
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"Oh, and here's our final judge..."
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"...all the way from Cloud City, Lando Calrissian."
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"You no good, low-down, Coolympians."
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"I'm nice and cool."
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"I've never heard of these judges."
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"Oh. Uh, hi."
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"Okay, our next event is "Looking Cool In Jeans.""
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"Whoo!"
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""Who Can Get Michael Buble on the Phone the Fastest?""
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"Uh..."
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"Who said that?"
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"Me. But I'm speaking for everyone."
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"- Is that true? - Yes."
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"Jealous? Why?"
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"Well, that's understandable."
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"And maybe this makes me uncool, but I love you, Dad."
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"It does make you uncool."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"One shot..."
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"...one kill."
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"Damn it, Junior! You just gave Diosanto the keys to the whole cartel!"
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"Entire villages will die."
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"Innocent women will be forced to wear sombreros."
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"Yeah. Toddlers and Tiaras."
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"Hey! I was watching whatever that was!"
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"Hey, doughboy. I'm here for my dough."
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"What are you talking about, Robert?"
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"I'm here for my alimony check, which I'll take in cash."
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"- Here you go, Robert. - What?"
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"Why are we giving him alimony?"
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"We're not. I am."
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"It was the only way I could get him to finalize the divorce."
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"Oh, that's because I never told you. Remember?"
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"Six hundred, seven hundred, eight hundred."
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"Heh-heh-heh. Ex-husband. Best job I ever had."
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"...on a man's ability to play video games while having sex."
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"Science!"
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"- Give it! - Ow!"
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"I gotta booger with your wrist's name on it."
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"Ah!"
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"- Water, not tears. Natural. - Heh-heh-heh. Now that I'm flush..."
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"Oh, do I really get to go with you, Dad? Can I, Dad? Can I?"
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"All right, fine. I'll take them."
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"With our Dad. I heard."
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"You always think you're talking quieter than you are."
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